Preparedness at the Coaches Box

Weather was 32 degrees and chilly but the lights were on and YHC was prepped for a Q to discuss Jester and Preparedness

Simply defined, the Jester is temptation of the flesh that hinders Acceleration. It is a stumbling block that a man continuously trips over in his effort to become a Pro.

The Jester tells a man several lies including:

1. You are the boss of me
2. You are what you do
3. You are not a bad guy
4. Jester and Virtue can coexist
5. You can’t live, if living is without me

But the antidote to the Jester is preparedness, preparing for what is expected and what is unexpected. The addition of love to this preparation leads to diminishing the Jester. But it is a battle that a Man must fight throughout his life.

THE THANG:

Mosey to the front of FMHS

COP
SSH
Merkins
Windmills
CDD
MNC
Plank Jacks

Mosey to the band lot

Deconstructed Burpee – STAR model

Burpees in the middle x 5
Bobby Hurley x 25
Squats x 25
Merkins IC 12
Mtn Climbers x 25

Mosey to pull up bars

Grip Strength work
Partner 1 – hang
Partner 2 – Mary

Rinse and Repeat x 3

Mosey home for COT

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First Saturday Workout

WARMUP: Tabata with 4 rounds of 5 exercises. 30 seconds on, 15 off. Side straddle hops, windmills, imperial walkers, Moroccan night clubs, and low slow squats
THE THANG: Dora w partner- 100 merkins, diamond merkins, and wide merkins. Then 200 Squats, mountain climbers, and calf raises. Got in 2 miles while partners split exercises.
MARY: Flutters, big boys, LBCs, hello Dolly, box cutter, American hammer
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dam to Dam 100k
COT: prayers for families and marriages

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Bag of tricks

WARMUP:
Short Mosey to parking lot near entrance
SSH – 1 Burpee
Low slow squat – 2 burpees
Windmill- 3 burpees
Maraca nightclub – 4 burpees

Too much mumblechatter so we went to the hill for quadzilla

Run down the hill and run backwards 7 times and do 7 LBCs at the top, decrease LBCs by 1 each time up.

Moved over to front of elementary school by flags for some bear crawl. Line up along the curb facing flag. Crawl to the other side and do 1 merkin, then reverse bear crawl back and do 1 merkin. Repeat 5 times.

Knocked out a few minutes of a work with the protractor. Then had enough time for one round of Dirty Myrtle and Mike Tyson’s (great combo)

Made our way back to COT.

Last but not least was the Airborne special hip exercises.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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To cold to Golf

WARMUP: no warmup-run
THE THANG: To the Fort Mill Golf course and back 4.5 mile, shorter version was to downtown main street and back is 3.2 miles.
MARY: nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: race this weekend
COT:

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Positive Feedback Beatdown

WARMUP:

Side straddle hop 20
Hillbilly Walker
Imperial Walker
Moroccan Nightclub.
Parking Lot Mosey with bell

THE THANG:

Shuttle (go 3 spaces then back to start, go 6 spaces back to start etc)
Every 3 parking spaces (Farmer Carry)
5 Row each arm
5 Deadlift (1 or 2 Arm)
5 Swings
5 Merkins and repeat
5 minutes 2x (10 count in between)

Dora with partner (AMRAP till return)
Runner goes to last parking space
Halos
Goblet Squat
Lunge Pass
Good Morning
Chest Press
Figure 8
Repeat with each partner doing the exercise that the other did last round
5 minutes 2x (10 count in between)
The rr were

Abs section
Russian Twist (20 count)
Overhead Sit-up (15 count)
Plank Pull through (45 secondish hold)

MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
D2DBar
Bethel men’s taco night
Highway cleanup
COT:
Prayers for employment
Mental health
Marriages

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Smoked At The Colosseum

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Imperial Walkers, and Strawberry Pickers
THE THANG: Dora – 100 Burpees, 200 Squats, and 300 Big Boy Sit Ups; Timer was other partner running one lap of drop off loop. Then Cheese Shredder
MARY: Flutters and American Hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Shield Lock, not Shield Walk

WARMUP: Wooden Leg: SSH, fastest windmills ever, cherry picker aka tappy taps, imperial walkers
THE THANG: Barkley: 25 split squats each leg, run, 25 step ups 25 squats, run, incline and 25 decline merkins, run.
Lighthouse: Mozy to the light posts, attempted Indian run but not everyone cooperated, 1st post, 25 merkins, 2nd post, 25 squats, 3rd post, 25 big boys repeat
Rebound: Mozy to wall by playground for partner Dora 100 Merkins while partner did wall sits followed by 100 squats while partner did shoulder taps. Slowly back to COT with a little wisdom shared by Long Duck
MARY: Long Duck called American Hammers and Heels to Heaven
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Poker Fundraiser, upcoming Q’s, read your newsletter
COT: New career, being good to your M

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Snake Bite

WARMUP: SSH, WM
THE THANG:
BEAR CRAWL 75y and TOY SOLDIER back
MURDER BUNNY 75y and PASS-THROUGH LUNGE back
DUCK WALK W/ BELL 75y and OVERHEAD CARRY back

Timer:
Rd1 10 Overhead sandbag tosses
Rd2 8 pull-ups
Rd3 50 mountain climbers

AMRAP:
– HIGH PULLS
– HALO CW
– HALO CC
– M.H.S.
– MERKIN PASSTHROUGH
– LUNGE PASSTHROUGH

RUN A LAP

– SWINGS
– O.H.P
– AROUND THE WORLD CW
– AROUND THE WORLD CC
– DEADLIFT
– SKULL CRUSHER

RUN A LAP

– TRI-EXTENTIONS
– BENTOVER ROW LEFT
– BENTOVER ROW RIGHT
– CURLS
– FLUTTER PRESS
– B.B. O.H.P.

RUN A LAP

MARY: American Hammers, BB Sit-ups, Flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletters
COT: Closed in prayer

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Whetstone – The Vertical Relationship between Men

15 Pax chose to make a downpainment on the day and learn more about Whetstone this morning at Colosseum. Rebound is leading the charge to educate the Pax on Whetstone and Shieldlock and incorporating Qs to discuss these topics. YHC was excited for the opportunity to Q and added a Blade in Maximus for additional pain and discussion.

THE THANG:

Mosey to parking lot
COP:
IWs x 10
SSH x 30
Strawberry pickers x 10
Mtn Climbers x 15
CDD x 10
Identification of those Pax currently in a Whetstone

Mosey to back lot with track

Modified Dirty McDeuce
12 burpees
12 Big Boys
12 Squats
12 Merkins
Then a lap
Round 1 = OYO, Round 2 = in cadence, Round 3 = with a partner

Mention of hypocrisy “we are all hypocrites” and goal of “audio matching the video” through accountability and Whetstone.

Hand off to Maximus

A comment about Grace (brief comment) and mosey to the playground

15 Pull-Ups while partner does Jump Squats – Flapjack then repeat

Mosey to the wall for 10 Mike Tysons on wall then 5 Muscle Ups
Repeat
15 Hand Release Merkins
5 Hand Release Merkins

Mosey back to the parking lot
Partner 1 NUR then Partner 2 American Hammers
Flapjack

Flutter Kicks with feet 12” apart
Jail break to COT
6” foot hold

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Whetstone WOD

Disclaimer: By participating in an F3 workout, you assume the risks inherent in doing so. I am not a professional. F3 makes no representations of any kind regarding your safety. Asked to share about whetstone and my experiences, here we go…

1. DORA: Rebel
– challenged me in areas I struggle: alcohol, devoting time to my M, getting my family to Church consistently
– Asks for progress updates every time we meet
– Sets the example for how to be a better man

Reporting Progress
+ 200 merkins
+ 200 big boys
+ 200 squats
+ 200 LBC’s
– Bear crawl/power-skips

2. Partner run: Pusher AKA Big Question Eddie
– pushes me to think bigger; act better
– Always comes back when I ghost, some may be shocked to learn that F3 didn’t immediately stick with me!!
– Sets the example for how to be a better man

Big Questions
+ Run to 160 and back, ask big questions of each other: who’s your whetstone? Who could be your stone/blade? What do you need in a whetstone relationship?

3. Partner transport: Long Duck
– full of stories and antidotes to frame your mind for the positive, I.e. attitude card
– Carried me in some of my struggles with alcohol and anger
– Pours himself into others to help them and himself
– Sets the example for how to be a better man

Carrying your man
+ partner carry, 2 laps
+ wheelbarrow, 1 lap
– repeat

4. Closing: Key takeaways
– find what you need in a stone, plus seek to share wisdom with a blade (it makes you a better man)
– Be open with them, get vulnerable
– You can have more than one stone, learn lessons from all relationships
– Find someone that sets the example for how to be a better man

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