Standard Route

Flight Plan: Standard Route:
Market down to Sutton, Sutton up to 160, 160 back to Market.
One loop is about 1.5mi.
Some did trails and some rucked.
COT

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Hot dogs and toenails sport junction fire

WARMUP: tickle
THE THANG: 5 burpees, 10, merkins, 15 squats, 20 SSH, 25 LBC’s in each corner of parking lot at top of Massey with running in between. A few warmup stuff and hill running thrown in as well.
MARY: she’s hot
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: prayers for Luka

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The Time is Always Now

WARMUP: methodical
SSH
1 burpee
Windmill
2 burps
IW
3 burps
HW
4 burps
J-Lo
5 burps

Farmers carry

https://medium.com/@danjohn84123/humane-burpee-342d0054a13f
Finished with swing sequence to hit 100 total
5 swings
5 America swings
5 swings
5 swing squats
5 swings

Farmers carry

12 halos
10 split squats
Bear crawl the hill with the bell
12 halos
10 split squats

Waiter’s carry

3 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHj1DVQSau2/?igsh=MXZhMjY4MGZlcHltbA== each side
(Couple of rounds)

3 dead lift
3 goblet squats
3 swings
SPRINT the hill
(Couple of rounds)

Farmers carry

4 clean to squat
4 thrusters
4 swings
4 rows right
4 rows left
8 merkins
(Couple of rounds)

5 burpee snatches each side to close out

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel service next week
Tortoise and Hare
Suplex has a long term EH coming to the Yard tomorrow

COT:
https://f3nation.com/get-right is never over because “The Time is Always Now.”

If something isn’t solid in your world, what are you gonna do about it? The time is now.
Put aside your ego, doubts, fears, worry, hesitations, past, limiting beliefs, and get started. The time is now.
You know what needs to be done. Gentlemen, the time is now.

“There is never a time in the future in which we will work out our salvation. The challenge
is in the moment, the time is always now.”
—James Baldwin

Grateful to share the gloom with you this morning

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Never skip leg day

WARMUP: 0.8 miles lap around LPL building
THE THANG:
At the amphitheater, elevens using the concrete steps: 1 step up each leg, 10 calf raises; 2 SU, 9 CR… progressive to 10 SU, 1 CR.

Ruck to the building behind Epic, up the stairs, one lunge on each light on the second floor, all the way down to stairs in front of hotel, went down the stairs on the back, up the stairs again, lunges on each lights on second floor, down the stairs in front of corkscrew bar, rinse and repeat up the stairs but switch to back lunges this time, down the stairs at the end, turn around and complete back lunges on each light on second floor. Down the stairs again.
Loop around packs tacos and back to the amphitheater.

Rucks off, elevens again:
1x 4 count pickle pointers, 10 squats; 2×4 count PP, 9 squats… progressive to 10 PP, 1 squat… those 4 count PP added up quickly

It was a full leg workout with plenty of complaining
MARY: 10 minutes of broga and stretching.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Hog & Coyote; Tortoise & Hare
COT: YES

Tinsel :christmas_tree: out!!

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Choosing the Hard Thing

Nine men (including one FNG – welcome SIB) started their day with the hard thing at the Kitchen Sink. We had a quick disclaimer then jumped right in – no warm-up. Here’s what we did.

Grab your Ruck and Block
– Cinderblock pull to flags, OH Carry back

Grab your Ruck, Bell, and Block
– Farmer Carry with Bell and Block around the Lower Lot circle

– 10 Burpees with Ruck

Grab your Ruck, Block, and Bag and take the large loop

Block Work
– 10 Flutter with a Press (IC)
– 10 Hammers (IC)
– 10 Sit-up to Press
– 10 Skull Crushers
– 10 Pull Throughs
Leave Block

Large Loop with Ruck, Bell, Bag

Bell Work
– 10 Flutter with a Press (IC)
– 10 Hammers (IC)
– 10 Sit-up to Press
– 10 Skull Crushers
– 10 Pull Throughs
Leave Bell and Ruck

Large Loop with Bag

Bag Work
– 10 Flutter with a Press (IC)
– 10 Hammers (IC)
– 10 Sit-up to Press
– 10 Skull Crushers
– 10 Pull Throughs

NMM
Life is hard. Choose your hard. Marriage? Hard. Divorce? Hard. Fitness? Hard. Obesity? Hard. Debt? Hard. Discipline? Also hard. You can’t avoid hard, but you can choose your hard. Choose wisely.

I hope the workout is the hardest thing you do today. Maybe, maybe not. But when you train hard, you’re more prepared for the hard things life throws at you. You’re building strength and resiliency now to access later. Keep pushing.

Aye!
Italian Job

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The Hive Shovel Flag Hand-Off

WARMUP: Happy Hour warmed us up for the impending bear down
THE THANG:
Round 1: 10-min AMRAP
10 x KBS
10 x KB squats
10 x KB deadlifts
10 x KB clean and jerk

Round 2: 25-min of suffering

PAX circle up at bottom of the hill.
Non-stop KB swings, accumulate as many as possible – every time you stop swinging you complete:
5x burpees
10x merkins
15x squats
Resume swinging

Meanwhile…pax take turns carrying heavy objects up the hill to the speed bump. Options included:
100lb sandy nut sack
60lb sandy hog (sand bag)

Everyone worked hard, everyone complained, everyone got better

MARY:
LBCs
American Hammers

ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes there were several

COT: Had to be there

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Secret Service Social Security

WARMUP: ImpWalkers, ChPickers, SSH, Windmills, Bro(Y)oga

THE THANG:
1. Modified Secret Service Snatch Test.
1. Bell weight/ Required Reps / Time limit
1. 50 / 200 / 10:00
2. 45/ 222 / 11:06
3. 40 / 250 / 12:30
4. 35 / 286 / 14:18
5. 30 / 333 / 16: 39
1. If done early… Repeat warmup exercise of choice until all are done
1. Dora: 150 Merkins & 2-Bell Farmers Carry
1. More was planned, but was cut short due to time

Actual SSST: https://movemoresitless.wordpress.com/tag/secret-service-snatch-test/

MARY: 100 LBC, mixed Bro(Y)oga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood Drive, Bethel, etc…
COT: Held / Aye

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2025 PGA Championship – Quail Hollow

WARMUP: Pledge of Allegiance
THE THANG:
Inspired by the 2025 PGA Championship at Quail Hollow this will be a loop with 18 stops. The distance between the stops are based on the length of the holes (slightly modified down to get us 3 miles instead of the actual length of 4.3). The stops were marked with cones.
•Red = Par 4 = 4 Burpees
•Yellow = Par 3 = 20 Big Boys
•Green = Par 5 = 20 American Hammers
•Green Mile = Written on cardboard signs

We stuck together for the first 8 holes (1.25 miles) and then I turned the fast guys loose to run the remainder of the course (1.75 miles).

I didn’t hear it all, but I did hear some great mumble chatter:
– “Where’s the cart girl?” – Cyclopes
– “What’s the distance from the senior tees?” – Barry Manilow
– “There’s no such thing as a par 6, right?” – Dark Helmet

Thank you Nasa for the call.

COT:
Thank you Slapshot for your dedication and efforts as the 1st F Q!

Congratulations Bonsai and Time Machine on taking on the 1st F Q roles and to Cyclopes on assuming the LDP role. Really looking forward to seeing what you bring!

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