Clydesdales went everwhere

Nice crowd today due to the anticipation of what the Q had to say.

Set the route, and about 5 out of the 20 something took it. Others went wherever they wanted.

Two things mentioned in COT: First- AirPods…Grab the case in the AM and see that the buds aren’t in there. Realize you left them in your workout shorts the day before that have been washed and dried. Release every angry foul word in your vocab as you search for them. Find them in the bottom of the dryer in a rage. Put them in the case. Light goes on. They work. Sorry to our Lord and Savior for the rage. Second: Get life insurance if you don’t have it.

Lots of announcements! Including please sign up for Care Center Lawn mowing. And bring/purchase supplies for stuff the bus.

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Varsity In the Humid Gloom

WARMUP: SSH, Merks, Windmill, Walkers Cherry Pickers, and a mosey.
THE THANG: Crazy Eights w Bombjax and Merks, followed by a board of pain that offered up a lap around the playground and a Nur out and back. Board of pain between the laps and NUR offered up Burps-BigBoys-Merks-OH Claps-LBCs.
MARY: 3 mins of Mary – flutters, Hammers and a smidge of Rosie’s.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: blood :drop_of_blood: drive, Jaeger, Bethel Volunteers needed, adopt a highway volunteers needed, stuff the bus, and Christmas party coming soon.
COT: Yes – We all shared something on our hearts. Marriages, Health, Travel, Family.

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Cindy at the Ballroom

WARMUP:
Mosey to track
SSH, windmill, inch worm merkins, squats, stretching
THE THANG:

Mosey to back side of track where the Cindy’s live
Rd 1
Curls
Bent over rows
Partner 1 run / 2 farmer carries
Flip flop

Rd 2
OH press
Tricep extensions
Run / farmer carry

Rd 3
Same as rd 1 add dead lift

Rd 4
Same as 2 add chest press

Rd 5 same as 3 add heal raises

Rd 6 same as 4

Mosey back to COT
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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The Greatest Workout of All Time? Yes.

WARMUP: Probably. No one remembers.
THE THANG: A few rounds of 11s, 7s, and other nonsense.
The REAL nonsense, though, came in the form of setting things right in the naming department. Sadly, in only 45 minutes, I couldn’t get to everyone, but I will tell you the ones I DID get to…
– is now Kerrigan
– is now Insertion Point
– is now Father Time
– is now Mama’s Boy
– is now French Tip
– is now Tickle Me Ebenezer
– is now Agent My Pleasure
– is now Dumpster Juice
– is now Dumpster Juice II: The Revenge of Dumpster Juice
– is now Stateline Vapes
– is now Gender Confusion
– is now Backward Flush/Dude Wipes
– is now Dementia
– is now Halfway
– is now White Boots, and
– is now Twin Peaks

For more on WHY these Pax got new names, you’ll have to ask them, because I only vaguely remember…

This is why you shouldn’t miss when YHC is the Q. NOTHING but good times.

MARY: No chicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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River District meets 6@6

WARMUP: Some of us.
THE THANG: Run – 6miles ish – Munn Rd to Harris to Sam Smith to Dam Rd down Harvest Point then back. Out 3 miles back 3 miles.
MARY: Nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes – CSAUPs COMING_ Adopt – a – Highway litter pick up Aug 10th._ Newsletter.
COT: YeS

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Hills on repeat

WARMUP: none
THE THANG: run down munn, left on Harris, cross 21 and down to bottom of hill. Run back up to the light, repeat.

Or run wherever you feel like
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: yup

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30th bday Q

WARMUP: Mosey, SSH, cherry pickers, windmill, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, moroccan nightclub, overhead claps, plank with a few merkins
THE THANG: Use light poles as stations, 8 stations – merkins (10, 20, 30), squats (10, 20, 30), and flutter kicks (30, 30). Mosey to wall sits with bear crawls, mosey to benches – dips, step ups, and inclined merkins (30, 20, 10). Mosey to cindy and pull up bars – curls and knee ups. Mosey back to flag for abs and stretching.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Street clean up info soon, CSAUPs, school supply fundraiser
COT: Prayers and praises – safe travels and family matters

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DJ IJ’s 80s Rock Block

13 men took a trip down memory lane at The Ballroom this morning for an 80s music-themed beatdown. Conditions were brutal (79 degrees and 95% humidity – air you can wear). Here’s what we did. It was more of difficult that it looks on paper.

The Thang
– 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
– 10 MNCs (IC)
– 10 Hillbilly Walkers (IC)
– 10 Windmills (IC)
Mosey to front of school

Perform the first exercise until you hear the keyword. At the keyword, you perform the second exercise, then back to the first.

Song 1 – “Who Can it Be Now” – Men at Work
– Exercise 1 – Plank, exercise 2 – Plank Jack every time you hear “Who can it be” (13 Plank Jacks)
– Mosey around the lot
Song 2 – “Your Love” – The Outfield
– Moroccan Night Clubs, Overhead claps when you hear “Your Love” (21 Overhead Claps)
– Mosey around the lot
Song 3 – “Jessie’s Girl” – Rick Springfield
– American Hammers, Big Boy Situps when you hear “Jessie” (28 Big Boys)
– Mosey around the lot
Song 4 – “tel:867-5309/Jenny” – Tommy Tutone
– SSHs, Flying Squirrels each time you hear “Jenny” (12 Flying Squirrels)
– Mosey around the lot
Song 5 – “You Spin Me Right Round” – Dead or Alive
– People’s Chair, Calf Raises on every “Spin me” (10 Calf Raises)
– Mosey around the lot
Song 6 – “Take on Me” – A-Ha
– Flutters, Freddies every “Take on Me” (16 Freddies)
Song 7 – “Down Under” – Men at Work
– Dip position up, Dip position down on every “Down Under” (5 Dips)
Song 8 – “Roxanne” – The Police
– Mountain Climbers, Merkins on every “Roxanne” (26 Merkins)

NMM
We have two options in life: put in the work or complain about the circumstances. Only one will make a difference.
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We have the same tools in the tool chest. How will you use them?

-IJ

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