50/50

WARMUP: SSH, MNC, IW, CP, HM, DD
THE THANG:
Run car line loop – 50 Merkins / 50 Squats
Run car line loop – 50 Incline Mer. / 50 LBC’s
Run car line loop – 50 Plank J. / 50 SSH or Dips
Bear Crawl 1/2 to COT / Lunge Walk to COT
MARY: Leg Lift, Dying Cockroach, Penguin, Flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Jaeger, Bethel, RYN
COT: Yes

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School Circuit

Warmup: SSH, Windmills, Imp Walkers, Los Slow Squats, Peter Parkers, plank stretches
–Run
Thang 1: Wall sit, pax individually run out and did 6 merkins, then did muscle ups, then did wall tar jais
–Run
Thang 2: at four square boxes: Bobby Hurley relays. Run to box, do five bobbys, then run back to baseline, go until all five boxes are bobbied.
–Run
Thang 3: bear crawl. Was about 90 yards. Plank for the six.
–Run
Thang 4: at the playground: leg lift DORA. Count is 100, partner runs to concrete path and back. Followed with 10 pullups.
–Run
Thang 5: Burpee loop of doom: pax do six burpees, run the loop, repeat, repeat.
–Run
Thang 6: Bench mench: step ups, dips, derkins
–Run to shovel flag
Mary.
Fini

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30 / 30

WARMUP: SSH, Moroccan Night Clubs, Imperial Walker, Honeymooner, Downward Dog, Pigeon
THE THANG:  
Track
Run Lap – 30 Merkins / 30 Squats
Run Lap – 30 Plank Jacks / 30 LBC’s
Run Lap – 30 Merkins / 30 BB Sit-ups
Bear crawl to 50 YL / Lunge walk back
Run bleachers / Up & Down stairs back
MARY: Yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: RYN
COT: Always

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30 / 30

WARMUP: SSH, Moroccan Night Clubs, Imperial Walker, Honeymooner, Downward Dog, Pigeon
THE THANG:
Track
Run Lap – 30 Merkins / 30 Squats
Run Lap – 30 Plank Jacks / 30 LBC’s
Run Lap – 30 Merkins / 30 BB Sit-ups
Bear crawl to 50 YL / Lunge walk back
Run bleachers / Up & Down stairs back
MARY: Yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: RYN
COT: Always

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Repeat till Failure

WARMUP: Started with a 5 minute mosey around campus and then circled up: CherryPickersx5inCadence, WindMillsx5inCadence, SSHx15inCadence, HighKneesx20OYO, SSHx10inCadence, ButtKickersx20OYO, SSHx5inCadence, Burpeesx3inOYO

THE THANG:
Thang #1- Paula Abdul Parking Space Routine near the football field, move 2 lines forward – perform 2 merkins, then move1 line back – perform1 merkin, MOT = Bear Crawl to move forward & Crawl Bear to move back. All PAX start together on one end of the parking lot, called it quits after the 1st PAX traveled the entire lot. HarryCarry was King!!!

Thang #2 – Light Poles on the road at the back of the school: Mosey to every other light pole and perform 5 Diamond Merkins, 10 Merkins, 15 Wide Arm Merkins. Instructed the PAX to go to failure with each set of Merkins if they could not complete the rep count. By the end everyone had failed, a lot. Suplex was King of this round!

Thang #3 – We moseyed back to the basketball court area to complete a simple DORA – running portion was between the basketball goals, exercises: 100 SSH, 100 MCs, 100 PJs. Hominy and I crushed this round!

MARY: 3 minutes of your favorite stretches

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, D2D, D2DB10k

COT: STK

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King of the Ring I

14 Kings at Ring of Fire this morning.
– <@U02JMD0EKS8> was the King of the Ring today. You may now bow to his magnificence.
– <@UGU3XR5RP> came in a not so close 2nd, but he did manage to outsprint me at the end and cause me to perform a couple extra exercises at the end. And by exercises, I mean dry heaves.
– <@U5EKTLC5C> prepared us all to be underwhelmed, but not by his mumblechatter.
– <@UMRNJ46AW> had some hazy recollections of a Slayer concert with <@UGYDCTRST> (not present), but with as many Monster Energy Drinks as he has before a concert his blood pressure increases to a level he’s doing good to be standing much less remembering who attended what.
– And speaking of what Anchorman called “Cookie Monster” metal, <@U076RS8F1DG> had his signature tunes playing for the duration.
– Don’t know if you’ve noticed lately, but <@U0603USPHAS> keeps trimming down and is looking strong out there.
– <@UST30T7FF> represented the Pre-spect crowd well, and even gave me a butt pat, so… you know… I may not have been the King today, but I still feel like a winner.
– <@U01JUGK82TY> and <@U5KHMNAG4> were disappointed but unsurprised at the lack of leg exercises in this workout.
– <@UN6PTD007> was gracious enough to hold back and let a couple of us feel good about our performance.
– <@U079NTF8AP8> is more of a 3 sets of 10 guy.
– <@U087GQFA2FJ> was the WarBaby today and held his own with a bunch of guys that are old enough to be his dad…

This is my report. You could dress it up like Baby Yoda and take it trick or treating in July, but it still wouldn’t get more strange looks than you would if you dispute the truth imbued herein.

subject to verification by <@U07EPGYK92L>’s mustache (see <@U063F72E8M9> comments from yesterday)
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Hang on tight

WARMUP: one dialed back round of the workout
THE THANG: Hero WOD for Danish Army Sgt. Rene Jakobsen. Called for 7 rounds of 400 m run, 21 walking lunges, 15 pull ups and 9 burpees.

We did 8 rounds and finished it with a 400m cinder block in each hand farmers carry.
MARY: Yes.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes.
COT: yes.

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God Bless Saturday

WARMUP:
SSH
Imperial Walker
Hillbilly Walker
Low slow squat
Merkins
Honeymooner
Downward dog
THE THANG:
Indian run with 3 merkins then sprint

1776 workout
17 merkins
76 squats
17 CDD
76 LBC
17 Mike Tyson’s
76 Lunges
27 Imperial Walkers
76 Sumo Squats
Lap together burpee in the middle

Basketball shuffle
Group does LBCs
One member does a merkin on one sideline and a Bobby Hurley at the hoop then another merkin on the other sideline shuffling across

MARY:
Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel men’s
Dam to Damn pickup
Jaeger

COT:
Prayers for brotherhood, health and bountifulness of God

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