Webb-o-rama (moderate version?)

WARMUP:
SSH
Windmills
Imperial Squat Walkers
Mountain Climbers
Merkins

THE THANG:
– Bomb-Jack // 3 SSH (1-4)
– >> Bear crawl to next station
– Big boy sit up // 3 American Hammers
– >> Lunge to next station
– Jack Webb –
– >> Run to stop sign and back
Repeat for rounds 5-7
Repeat for rounds 8-10

People Chair while everyone tried an exercise Hurler learned at F3 Clemson – the Dancing Tiger.

MARY:
– LBCs
– Flutters
– Box cutters

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Wannabe board of pain and a hill

WARMUP:
dynamic warm up in the Church of God lot
1/2 high knees, jog it out, 1/2 butt kickers back, jog it out
10x shoulder taps, imperial walker, flutter
karaoke 1/2 and turn the other way 1/2
back with a shuffle same deal
10x merkins, hillbilly walker, dying cockroach
toy soldier down, windmill walker back
10x Travolta, LS Squat, LBC
bear crawl down, burpee broad jumps back
10x donkey kick, monkey humper, weezy jefferson

THE THANG:
Accumulating exercises at the bottom of the big hill, 3 burpees at the top, accumulater similar to BOP, all 15x
calf raise, ski abs, merkins, squats, LBCs, Carolina DD, american Hammer, Mahktar N’Diayes, jump squats, mt climbers
MY TAKE:
FNG Breakfast Club passed me on the hill 4-5 times, he’s a beast
Couples crushed it
Good to see Chicken Hawk
5 PAX in that 18 years +/-1 present and are a bit faster than the respectables
Great AO, many option, show up next week for Cake Boss

Looks like we made it,
Barry Manilow

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Rock work and triple check

Warm up:
15 SSH
10 Windmills
15 Hillbilly walkers
On your six
10 Freddy mercuries
10 crab cakes
10 Marakin night clubs

Rock work: (grab rocks and mosey to field or parking lot)
With each rep run halfway or full across the field
10 squats
10 squats, curls
10 squats, curls, overhead press
10 squats, curls, overhead press, tricep extension
Then take one exercise away each rep

Triple Check:
One person does wall sit
One person does fludders, lbc, merkins, squats
One person does suicides and back to cones
Rotate

Fort Mill care center needs volunteers for weekends of Fourth of July.
F3 Dads camp

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The Twister

WARMUP: Full Body Warm Up
THE THANG: The Twister 🌪. A workout specific to SlowBurn 🔥 where Pax perform a DORA @ the exchange building on Market St.
MARY: Beach Body Abs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fort Mill Care Center-Opportunities to serve and help with the lawn maintenance all summer.
COT: Prayers for Pax traveling on Vacation

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Rocking in the Streets

WARMUP: Mosey to rock pile
THE THANG: Choose a rock from said pile and get acquainted with it. Lots of curls, overhead presses, bent over rows and some moseying thrown in for good measure.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Aren’t those in the newsletter?
COT:

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You should be dancing, yeah

WARMUP:
Mosey to the running tracks
Side Straddle Hop
Produce Pickers
Hillbilly Walkers
Windmills
Moroccan Nightclubs
Imperial Walkers

THE THANG:
Mosey on the Running track
Mosey to Second basketball court, lungewalk back
Mosey to Second basketball court, Toy Soldier walk back
Sprint to the second basketball court, lungewalk back.

Mosey to the parking lot to one of the four pain stations, mosey/brisk walk between them after completing listed exercises. Rinse and Repeat.

Pain station # 1:
25 Mountain Climbers
25 Plank Jacks
25 Squats

Pain station # 2:
25 Merkins
20 Lunges
25 SSH

Pain station # 3:
25 Calf raises
50 Skipping without rope
50 LBCs

Pain station # 4:
15 Freddie Mercury

MARY:
(PAX Choice)

Flutter Kicks
American Hammers
Freddie Mercury
Gas Pumpers
Carolina Dry Dock

ANNOUNCEMENTS
COT

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Tengo at The Ballroom

It was a thick humid morning in The Fort, but eleven HIM decided to get out of the fart sack and take their daily dose of the red pill and accelerate. FNG Red Card posted so the disclaimer was thorough and so was the pain!
Warmup:
20 Side Strattle Hops
10 Windmills
10 Tappy Taps
10 Merkins
Down/Up Dogs 🐕
LBCs

Mosey/Toy Soliders/Kareoke over to the bridge of pain for a Tengo with Dora.
Partner 1: Run across the bridge to the locker room and back.
Partner 2: 100 Merkins, 200 Squats, 300 Flutters

Next lunge over to the bleachers for some bleacher work. I took a deep dive into the archives of the exicon for this next exercise called the Aiken Legs. Was it named after Clay Aiken or Aiken SC? That is the deep mystery of the exicon (from the exicons lips to God’s year).

Aiken Legs:
20 Squats
20 Step Ups
20 Clave Raises

Aiken Chest:
20 Merkins
20 Derkins
20 Incline Merkins

Aiken Abs:
20 V-Ups
20 Crunches
20 Lowe Back Raises

Moseyed back to COT for prayer ans praises.

– JWow

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PGA Championship at Slowburn

WARMUP:
Moseyed over to the driving range where we performed a few exercises like SSH and the walker brothers. Then moved to the putter green where we did a few yoga moves to make sure we were limber so we could hit the long ball

THE THANG:
For those who are not golf fans, the PGA Championship is being played this weekend at Southern Hills Country Club in Tulsa OK. With that I decided to design a workout around golf. Using the scorecard for the tournament I used Par as the means of travel between tee to green and yds as reps. For instance, Par 4, 465 would mean we ran to the green, roughly 50 yds, then did 4 flying squirrels for the 100s and 65 American Hammers. The 100s was always Flying Squirrels. The other exercise changed each hole.

Par 3 and 5 you NUR between tee to green.

“Lightning”was seen so we had to stop after 17, but pax didn’t seem to mind to skip the last hole and head for COT
MARY: no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: read newsletter

COT:prayers for Change Orders dad and family, prayers for Spark Plugs sister for successful surgery, prayers for Cable Guy’s family as they continue to mourn the loss of his son and grief they are working through.

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BIG DAY at THE YARD!!

11 showed for THE   YARD this past Saturday.

4 elected a pre-run.  3 for a 10K:  White Lighting, Harry Carry and Cake Boss with one for a  5K: Twister

Disclaimer was provided with the admonition that part of the “moderate” is that THE YARD  is only :50 long.  So, off to the THANG:

Warm up – SSH, Plank Work, Lunges and very slow and low squats!!

The PAX were given the option of using a Cindy (cinder block) or a rock for the balance of the workout.  Five PAX elected a Cindy – excellent choice.

Mosey to hill (gentle slope) at entrance of  FMMS.  Here the PAX executed a Jacob’s Ladder of 10 (not 7) with Bomb Jacks and Jump Squats carrying their “coupon”up and down the gentle slope.

Next, mosey to parking lot to south of FMMS and execute a two rounds of:

  1. 20 curls
  2. 20 prone presses
  3. 20 skull crushers or rows

Mosey back to the gentle slope at entrance

2nd Jacob’s Ladder of 7 with Merkins and Squats with three rungs achieved before moseying back to COT for a bit of ab work.

The MOLESKIN: why the burden – besides enhancing the workout, the extra weight represents the burdens that we all carry around with us – let’s loosen those by giving them up to our Lord!!

 

 

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June Birthday Q at Laces In – Act 2

Shady and Deacon kicked off June at Laces In with a dual Q that left little time (if any) for mumble chatter (thanks Kraken Burpees).  YHC called his own number today to keep the birthday Q theme going and the number 45 was the goal with each exercise…..well mostly.

After it was declared there were no FNGs and disclaimers were voiced and assumption of risk delegated to all gathered, we moseyed off….sort of.

Many PAX were expecting a longer run to COP (which was later delivered) but before doing so, PAX stopped at the flag, recited the pledge of allegiance and gave tribute to all who serve that we may have the privileges our freedoms grant us.  After those few moments of thanks and gratitude….we were off past the Hive lot, the band lot all the way to the 21 hill for a little COP.

Morrocan Night clubs X 23 (I/C) – Mumble chatter volume 5/10

Windmills (Trucker approved) X 12 (I/C) – Mumble chatter volume 7/10

Imperial Walkers X 12 (I/C) – Mumble chatter volume 8/10

5 burpees OYO – mumble chatter volume 1/10

Mosey briskly to the main event: 45’s – mumble chatter volume: inaudible

YHC led PAX back to the band lot where cones suddenly appeared.  The prior mosey intentionally (YHC’s 2019 word) went away from the cones in the hopes PAX did not see them – mostly successful (I think).  Upon finding the cones in 4 corner format with one cone in the middle, YHC called out 10’s at each of the four cones (adding up to 45 for each exercise) – consisting of the following:

Cone #1 – 9 BB Sit ups, Lunge Walk to center cone, 1 merkin, run back to cone #1; 8 big boy sit ups, Lunge Walk to center cone, 2 merkins, run back to Cone #1, continue sequence until reaching 1 big boy sit up, lunge walk to center, 9 merkins and run back to cone #1

Cone #2 – 9 burpees, run to middle cone, 1 squat, Lieutenant Dans back to Cone #2, 8 burpees, run to middle cone, 2 squats, Lieutenant Dans back to Cone #2, continue sequence until 1 burpee and 9 squats were done.  Move to:

Cone #3:  9 Carolina Dry Docks, run to middle cone, 1 merkin, run back to cone #3, 8 CDD’s, run to middle cone, 2 merkins, run back to cone #3, continue sequence until 1 CDD and 9 merkins were done.  Lastly: Cone #4:

Cone #4: 9 flutter kicks each leg, lunge walk to middle cone, 1 heels to heaven, run back to cone #4, 8 flutter kicks each leg, lunge walk to middle cone, 2 heels to heaven, run back to cone #4 , continue until…..well you get the idea.

YHC had to call time at 5:57 – Straight Up was the king well into the sequence at cone #4, if not completed.  Many PAX had things to say about the number of lunge walks.  I don’t know why.

A run from the band lot back to the flag reconnected us with 3 Laces Out runners for COT

Announcements – Hog and Coyote this Saturday in Rock Hill. Straight Up leading a trail run at Crowders on 6-22, Read your newsletter, Spend father’s day with your M’s and 2.0’s – the golf course will always be there.

Prayers were lifted up for Gilligan’s recovery from surgery, High Stick’s daughter’s recovery, Trucker’s M and her upcoming interview and for all unspoken prayers held in the silence of the hearts of PAX.

NMM – The HIMs YHC has had an opportunity to be around over the past 6 months have truly helped personal acceleration and intentionality in my life.  Our greatest gift to one another is the ability to sharpen others and help transfer the habits that impact all of us leading lives of intentionally and virtue in all that we do. Here’s to another great year ahead for YHC and my sincere thanks to all the PAX who have helped shape and sharpen YHC.  Your work is appreciated beyond words.  Thank you brothers! I am 45, thankful and better because of all of you.

Cyclops

 

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