Prancing ponies, pickle pointers and sucking ass

WARMUP:
SSH
IMP WALKERS
HILLBILLY WALKERS
SQUATS
MERKINS
BROGA

THE THANG:
Ladder in the lot
Merkins
Squats
CCD
LBC

MOT
Bear crawl or Lunge walk
Toy soldier
High knees
Karaoke

intervals of 5 compounded up for each island

Dora
50 merkins
100 squats
150 LBC

Wall sit 2 minutes
Burpee ladder 1 every 2 spaces

Mosey

MARY:
Freddie Mercury
Pickle pointers

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Pizza
Lunch
Christmas party

COT:
Blessings

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Field Work

WARMUP:
– SSH
– Windmills
– Merkins
THE THANG:
– Mosey down the road to the field gate entrance while triggering every motion sensor light on the way

Round 1:
– Bear crawl the 10 – 1 burpee
– Crawl bear back to the endzone
– Bear crawl to the 20 – 2 burpees
– Crawl bear back to the endzone
– Continue the series until reaching the 50 yard line with 5 burpees and back

Round 2:
– Run to 50 – 5 burpees
– Nur back to the endzone
– Run to the 40 on the opposite side (60 yards) – 4 burpees
– Nur back to the endzone
– Continue the series until reaching the endzone on the opposite side

Round 3: Line up on the track in teams of 3 for Catch Me If You Can
– 1 partner completes 5 Diamond Merkins and then runs to catch up with the other two partners
– Partner 2 carries Partner 3 until Partner 1 catches them
– Partner 2 completes 5 Diamond Merkins and runs to catch the other two partners
– Partner 3 carries Partner 1 until Partner 2 catches them
– Continue for a full lap around the track

Round 4:
Back to the endzone in groups of 2 for a modified Dora due to limited time
– 75 Merkins
– 150 LBCs

MARY:
– Take turns going around the circle calling exercises until time runs out.

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4 corner fun

WARMUP:
20 SSH
10 wind mill
10 imperial Walker
10 cherry picker
Other stretching

THE THANG:

4 corners
5 reps per corner
Burpee’s, big boy sit-ups, Carolina dry dock, lunges

Ladder on the basketball courts
1-6 pushups down
6-1 LBCs back

MARY:
Various an exercises

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
See newsletter

COT:
Prayer for families and work

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Freaky Thursday

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Low slow squat, cherry pickers, merkins, mosey
THE THANG: EMOM 9 mins of heavy merkins and merkin variants, 2 sprints mixed in
3 rounds of 3 mins with Jump squats, grinders, squat to calf, wall sits,
10 rounds of tabata, CDD, Shoulder taps, left plank, right plank, BBS, flutters
AmRAP burpees, jump squats, mtn climbers, sprint, merkins and plank jacks.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots of 2F options
COT:

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Sweep The Yard

WARMUP: MNC, Windmills, Calf Raise, LSS
THE THANG:
Did 7’s on the hill at the front entrance of the school. (Flying Squirrels & Mountain Climbers)
Ran up Springfield PKWY to the back entrance. At every light pole we did 3 merkins and 3 squats were we ran down to two pole and back one pole until we got to the end. ~ 15 poles

We went to the park benches and did 100 step ups in sets of 25 while the partner held in the plank position.

10 muscle-ups on the loading dock

25 dips on the park bench

Total mileage was 2+ miles
MARY: No Time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sweaty Barry
COT: Closed in Prayer

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This is the workout that happened at slow burn today

WARMUP: ssh, hb walkers, imp walkers, Abe vigotas, plank time, Peter Parkers
THE THANG: the road along the storefronts has 4 crosswalks starting at one end, we ran suicides, with the crosswalks serving as successive end points. Each time we hit one of those end points, we did merkins and mountain climbers, and each time we returned to start we did big bois and flutters

Rep count for each exercise was 5 the first time through, then 10, then 15 and we got part way into 20s when time expired.

I often wonder what the people sitting at the Tesla charging station think while they’re sitting there adjacent to our tom foolery. And if any of them haven’t returned because of us. In all honesty, being held captive to whatever madness is going on around you during your charging is 1% in the con column of any of my EV buying decisions. But I digress
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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2025.28 The Hive

Thang:

1ST… 12 min AMRAP:
10 overhead presses (5 each arm)
20 rows (10 each arm)
20 swings

2ND… Bearcrawl length of parking lot doing a merkin at each parking spot dividing line (this was secretly just to count lines)

3RD… Place bells at middle line (11 of 22) and return back to end of parking lot. Run to opposite end of parking lot and overhead carry the bell one more parking spot than the last alternating arms. (First trip across the lot, stop and OH carry the bell one spot. On the return trip, stop at your bell and OH carry it 2 spots with the opposite arm.) Keep running across the parking lot until you get to 20.

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