Squirrels and light poles

WARMUP: count was 20 for the following SSH, hillbilly walkers, imperial walkers, Moroccan Nightclubs
THE THANG: Credit goes to <@U0246PJNM6V> for the <#C02PN2RAS4A> Q yesterday. A slight modification due to the soreness factor from yesterday. Run to light pole and do flying squirrel depending upon number of light pole we are at. The. Run back and do in increments of 10 these exercises:
Merkins 10
Mtn climbers 20
Monkey numbers 30
Squats 40
Calve raises 50
Moroccan Night clubs 60
LBCs 70
Overhead claps 80
Penguins 90

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Burpees at the Ballroom

DISCLAIMER: Disclaimed, they were shocked.
WARMUP: Mosey
20 SSH IC
10 LSS IC
10 Windmills IC
10 Imperial Walkers IC
10 Hillbilly Walkers IC
10 MNCs IC
Yoga

THE THANG: Burpees at the light poles
Run to first light pile, perform 1 burpee. Return to start and do first listed exercise.
Run to 2nd light pile, perform 2 burpees. Return to start and do second listed exercise. And so on…
Exercises:
10 Bomb Jax
20 Merkins
30 Wide Arm Merkins
40 Squats
50 LBCs
40 Lunges
30 American Hammers
20 Diamond Merkins
10 CDDs

MARY: Flutters, Freddie’s, Gas Pumpers, Box Cutters

ANNOUNCEMENTS: lots!

COT: stays in COT

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Run to the River 4 miles

WARMUP: nope
THE THANG: Ran to the river through Baxter
MARY: a few afterwards did some additional work
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: prayers for Families and our thoughts

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Sweet and Spicy at The Fort

WARMUP:
Peach Stand started us off with the warmup of SSH, Imperial Walkers, and possibly a few others gone from memory.

THE THANG 1:
PeachStand instructed Pax to pick a rock from the piles behind the amphitheater (and to choose wisely).
The “thang” was a ladder to “9”, starting with 8 Mike Tysons right behind the amphitheater, and 1 bomb jack at the entrance of the parking lot (up the hill). The mode of transportation running (or walking briskly) with our coupon held straight over our heads. Harry Carry did more running than anyone (perhaps even more than the rest of us combined).

THE THANG 2:
YHC took over and educated the Pax on the rules of a Webb-o-rama. 4 cones set up along path in front of the amphitheater. On each cone were 2 exercises to be done in Jack Webb style (1:4 ratio)
Cone 1- 1 6-count Burpee : 4 SSH
– >> Bear crawl to next station
Cone 2 – 1 Big boy sit up : 4 American Hammers
– partner wheelbarrow to next station
Cone 3 – 1 Knee tar N’Diaye : 4 Squats
– partner wheelbarrow to next station
Cone 4 – Traditional Jack Webb –
– >> Run Around parking lot, up the hill to the entrance, then back to first station
Instead of doing all 10 reps at once, we broke it up into 3 rounds.
Round 1: 1-5
Round 2: 6-8
Round 3: 10 (skipped 9 since we ran out of time).

Great work done by all men. Thanks for the chance to lead, JWOW.

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Fast and Risky Business

WARMUP: A few exercises to ensure some losses bodies before fast running
THE THANG: Fast 5k training plus some dice games

Mosey to light at Cleburne and White Street

Run for time (don’t mosey or yogg) the loop around FM Town Hall in the roads, which is a .6 min or 1k loop.

Mosey to pkg lot between Town Hall and WEP

Pax turns rolling dice to determine exercise and # of reps. Exercises include:

Hand release merkins
Monkey humpers
Shoulder Taps
Parker Peters
Sumo squats
Burpees

After all pax take turn, run lap around the pkg lot

Rinse / repeat (we got 3 rounds in)

Back to road to run another 1k loop for time, striving to beat the first lap time

Mosey home

MARY: yes, for final 2 mins

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fast 5k

COT: As always per 5th core principle

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Webb-o-rama ’til the Sun Rises

WARMUP:
10x SSH
10x Windmills
10x Imperial Walkers
10x Cherry Pickers
10x TRUE Sumo Squats

THE THANG:
4 cones set up along path near the pond. On each cone were 2 exercises to be done in Jack Webb style (1:4 ratio)
Cone 1- 1 Burpee : 4 SSH
– >> Bear crawl to next station
Cone 2 – 1 Big boy sit up : 4 American Hammers
– partner wheelbarrow to next station
Cone 3 – 1 Knee tar N’Diaye : 4 Squats
– partner wheelbarrow to next station
Cone 4 – Traditional Jack Webb –
– >> Run Around front of shops then around to first station
Instead of doing all 10 reps at once, we broke it up into 3 rounds.
Round 1: 1-5
Round 2: 6-8
Round 3: 10 (skipped 9 since we ran out of time).

Great work by all men. Thanks for the chance to lead, Jekyll.

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Not Many Fooled on April 1st.

Run to opposite side parking lot of school for Dynamic Warmup:
– SSH x15
– IW (high) x15 => High Knee
– Seal Jacks x15
– Windmills x10 => Butt Kickers
– Merkins x10
– Dry Docks x10=> Shuffle L/R
– Low Slow Squat x20

The Thang:
Ran to the back of the school (near the bridge). Pax paired up and a foreman was selected to represent all pax. Each pair took turns working their way to a rep count (the pax not doing the exercise various stationary positions. Once all pairs done, a moving exercise (out-and-back) was done by everyone. Then, we started the next round. The details of each round are listed below.

The twist for April Fool’s day is that before the moving exercise, a true/false question was posed to the pax. If the foreman answered correctly, an “easy” out-and-back exercise was done. If incorrect, a difficult out-and-back exercise was drawn from the “bucket ‘o pain”.

SET 1
PARTNER A – 20 MERKINS
PARTNER B – PLANK
FLAPJACK to reach 80

SET 2
PARTNER A – 20 SQUATS
PARTNER B – AL GORE
FLAPJACK to reach 80

SET 3
PARTNER A – 20 PETER POINTERS
PARTNER B – Elbow PLANK
FLAPJACK to reach 80

Set 4
PARTNER A – 10 Lunges (5 each leg)
PARTNER B – Deep squat
FLAPJACK to Reach 60

SET 5
PARTNER A 20 – DRY DOCKS
PARTNER B – Downward Dog
FLAPJACK to Reach 80

Set 6
PARTNER A 10 – Run Stance Switch
PARTNER B – AL GORE
FLAPJACK to Reach 80

Great work by all pax!

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$100,000 Pyramid (Scheme)

WARMUP:
Seal Jacks, Moroccan Nightclubs, Cherry Pickers, Windmills

THE THANG:
The amphitheater has 11 stone “benches”. An index card with 2 exercises was placed on each stone. One at a time, a pax bear-crawled to a stone to retrieve a card, while other pax planked from elbows until he returned.

All pax then did those 2 exercises together:

Index cards:
1. Merkins 30 / Sumos 30
2. Derkins 20 / Lunges 20
3. Carolina Dry Docks 20 / Bomb Jacks 20
4. Burpees 15 / Flutters 60
5. Dips 20 / LBCs 40
6. Shoulder Taps 20 / Freddy Mercury’s 40
7. Step Ups 20 / American Hammers
8. Peter Parker 30 / Al Gore (60 sec)
9. Flying Squirrels 20 / Box Cutters 20
10. Side Lunge 20 / Mtn Climbers 30
11. Parker Peter 30 / Reverse Lunge 20
each side

MARY:
Throughout

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel tonight, Vuvu’s fastest 5k next week

COT:
Praises and prayers for aging parents and praises for Boogie’s son getting accepted for a semester abroad in Spain!

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