Sweet Baby Jesus

The cold front came through and it was winter temps again. But the love for U-Haul brought out the men today.
WARMUP: SSH, IW, HBW, squat, windmill
THE THANG: Run to Church of Nazarene on Harris Street.
Partner up for Dora. 100 merkins, 200 squat, 300 LBC. Partner runs around building.

Keep partners. Wheel barrow up and down stairs.

Squat up stairs. Bear crawl up and down stairs

Native American Run back to COT
MARY: Round Robin: flutter, ABC, box cutter, American Hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: May 16th: Conoli Run. Also Ruck challenge.
COT: U-Haul and his family were on everyone’s mind today. The Pax honored him by telling stories and having fond remembrances. Lifting up marriages and family.

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Death by burpees & bears

WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, mountain climbers, cherry pickers
THE THANG: Four corners with bear crawls, 21s of LBCs & burpees
MARY: Yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes
COT: Prayers and praises

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Wally World out and back.

WARMUP: Route discussion
THE THANG: Wally World loop – Walmart & back via 160.
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read newsletter – Sprint Yeager – Overnight Ruck –
COT: Fellowship, prayers for pax, health and family.

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WARMUP: produce pickers, windmills, imp walkers, plank/down and up dog stretching, Peter Parker’s, all in cadence
THE THANG: we moseyed to the back parking lot and started at the first island of the top row. We progressed up the row, stopping at each island to do a set of exercises and the moseyed to the next island. Once we reached the end of the row, we moved to the next row and made our way back

The exercises were called in an accumulator fashion. First island was Carolina dry docks

Second was ccd and merkins
Third was ccd, merkins, and adding big bois
Fourth added American hammers
Reaching the fifth island added flutters
The sixth added monkey humpers
And the seventh added jump squats

The rep count for the first pass through this garden of bliss was 5

The second row we did 10 of all of it

The third row we did 15 of everything

We didn’t quite finish row 3, but we got in the work

Once the mumble chatter hit that magical point where the complaints started to drip into the conversation, I shared that my first idea for this morning was way worse and consisted of basically spending the 45 mins bear crawling around the parking lot, and when you needed a rest, you could take that rest while you did LBCs. This would have been way less enjoyable, and thankfully we were all spared this terrible idea

MARY: we barely made it back to cot on time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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We might do a lot of things

WARMUP: lap around the park and stopping along the way to do the following exercises – SSH (x2), windmill, merkins, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, cherry pickers, morrocan nightclub, plank, etc.
THE THANG: mosey to the parking lot by the dog kennel – ab work before starting 4 corners. We completed 4 laps, doing the same exercise at all 4 corners – 7 merkins (at each corner), 14 squats (at each corner), 21 flutters, 28 LBCs. Mosey to the hill in the park and complete the following – bear crawl up the hill, nur up the hill, 50% effort up the hill, 75% effort up the hill, 95% effort up the hill, repeat all the above hill runs. After hills, mosey to upper parking lot by the field and bear crawl from end to the other, lunge walk back. Mosey to flag for Mary.
MARY: short Mary – American hammers, penguins, and then body destroyers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: upcoming CSAUPs, trash pick up, etc.
COT: prayers and praises from everyone.

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Kingsley & Back

WARMUP: N/A
THE THANG: The suggested route was run to Kingsley, create a loop, and run back. There were several modifications around the sunbelt parking lot, some ventured on highway 21, and a few ventured on 160 which may have been a bad suggestion by the Q. 3.5-4.5 miles.
MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethels, upcoming CSAUPs, etc.
COT: Prayer and praises

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The hills were alive at Dawn Patrol

WARMUP: short mosey SSH and a burpee X 3
THE THANG: 4 corners at the park next to the town offices. Hand Release Merkins were a crowd favorite.

Some curb work at the lot near 160. Diamond Derkin Burpees were attempted.

Some partner work and laps around the Ampitheater.

3 kinds of jacks (plank, bomb, and seal) and the a hill climb with burpees on top.

Bear Crawl the grassy hill. Because we GET TO!

MARY: She never made it up the hill.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Adopt a Highway / Bethel Shelter / Cannoli Run / The overnight ruck!
COT: Lord give us strength for the challenges we all endure.

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Homestead Route

WARMUP: Not at this AO. But YHC did jump a lot from 5:10-5:14 (Q-drenaline)

THE THANG: Run to WillowBrook and back via Orchard Park Elementary. Proof: https://www.strava.com/activities/17574144266

MARY: Might have passed her on the route, not sure.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sign up for Bethel Men’s Shelter THIS THURSDAY! The need is great, the workers are few.

NMM: I articulated the route as starting out towards the QT, but then immediately ran the wrong direction. Nobody said anything. 😥 (Retread and I corrected the route, but come on men!)

When the leader doesn’t do what they said they’d do, other leaders should speak up. Our community needs your voice. Hold each other accountable.

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Webb-o-Rama

WARMUP:
Ran to an empty lot for some of the standards.

THE THANG:
4 Cones set up ascending the grass hill at the of the parking lot. Each cone was a workout station where 2 exercises were done in Jack Webb style (1:4 ratio)

– Burpees // 4 SSH (1-5) (6-8) (9-10)
– Bear crawl to next station
– Captain Thor – Big boy sit up // 4 American Hammers
– partner wheelbarrow to next station
– Dan Taylors // Squats
– partner wheelbarrow to next station
– Jack Webb –
– Run around to first station

Great work by all pax!

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