Billy Madison Merkins

WARMUP:
SSH
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
Cherry Pickers
Mountain Climbers
Merkins
Broga

Mosey to Redstone Theater

THE THANG:
Billy Madison Gauntlet
10 sets and run to 4th island and back
You then repeat any previous exercise for 10 reps and compound the exercises

Merkins
Squats
Lunges
LBCs
Dips
Durkins
Mountain Climbers
Calf Raises
SSH
Imperial Walkers
Hand release Merkins
CDD
Burpees

MARY:
N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Newsletter

COT:
Health and finishing school

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Post Murph cool down

Mosey to bank for warm up
Mosey to Pike walls for leg ups, derkins, and wall ups.
Mosey to WEP for loop indigenous run w burpees.
Mosey to rear Pike lot for bear crawls and merkins.
Mosey to Massey Hill for 11’s. LBCs and Big Boys.
COT

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Monkey in the middle

WARMUP: ssh, windmills, pickers
THE THANG:

One pax starts on exercises. Second pax runs to far end of lot and starts SSH, 3rd pax runs to 2nd pax to relieve him. This continued until the first pax completed 100 ab wheels, 200 burpees and 300 spider man merkins, did not complete merkins
MARY: yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: yes

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8 for “The Seven”

WARMUP: Mosey, 20 SSH, 10 Moroccan Nightclubs, 10 Hillbilly Walkers, 10 Cherry Pickers
THE THANG:
The Seven: (7 Rounds)
– 7 Merkins
– 7 Overhead Press
– 7 Knees to Elbows
– 7 Bent Rows
– 7 Manmakers
– 7 Swings
– 7 Pullups
Run to stop sign at the bottom of the hill …….rinse and repeat
11’s (got 7’s in thought)
– Big Boy’s
– Squats
mode of transportation was murderbunnies

MARY: Flutters, American Hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Prayer for Brad’s mother & Steven’s uncle

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Moist Shovel Flag Transfer

Mist and drizzle at 0445 but it was raining hard at my house so I knew we were going to get wet.

WARMUP: rucks off, yogging around parking lot and warm-a-rama including plank and various doggy-named stretches, in-cadence SSH, Windmills, MNCs then ruck on and walk around parking lot

THE THANG:
3 sets of 11s with shortening travel distances

Set 1:
Ruck on
Ruck shuffle full length of parking lot
Merkins on one side, squats on other side

Set 2:
Ruck off
Suit case carry between first two parking lot jut outs
Squat thrusters on one side, bent over rows on other side

Set 3:
Ruck off
Bear crawl ruck pull throughs on field between fence and random pile of clothes
Manmakers on one side, curls on other side

MARY: no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: shovel flag handoff to Falcon Crest

COT: yup

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We was rollin

WARMUP: moseyed over to side by Persis and did a warmup with

SSH
Windmills
Strawberry pickers
MNC
Overhead Claps
Low and slow squats
Cyclops
Plank
Downward Dog
Upward Dog
Runners stretch
Merkins

THE THANG: back towards COT where I had a shoebox with two sets of dice and 12 exercises listed for respective dice combinations
We did three iterations with partners of 3, one person rolls, then runs a lap while two ppl do the exercise, then we did person that rolls and both other ppl run while they do the work and then finally one partner rolls and does does exercise with one partner while third runs.

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CANNOLI RUN
COT: YES!

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Movie date for two ?

WARMUP:

Side Straddle Hop
Moroccan Nightclub
Imperial Walker
Hillbilly Walker
Strawberry Picker
Merkin
Honeymooner
Downward Dogs

Mosey to movie theater parking lot

THE THANG: we split the following

Back to the 80s Dora
80 Squats
81 Merkins
82 LBCs
83 Lunges
84 Carolina Dry Docks
85 Flutters
86 Bobby Hurleys (did back at COT)

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none but JWOW and I had great conversation about religion, family and eschatology
COT: prayed for families and our nation and world

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Does this seem familiar?

WARMUP: 0 SSH
THE THANG:

Parking lot to Munn make left
Down to Harris St. make left
Up hill to Ardrey make left
Down to White make left
Back to Founders
Gazelles add a loop at WEP or loop around old Kingsley to add

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: something on 5/18 with EYE-talians
COT: yup!

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Derby Days

Minor warm up
Jump Around House of Pain w burpees every time Jump is mumbled.
Horse Track with Pain Stations
1. Merkens, Dry Docks, Derkens
2. Squats, Bobby Hurleys, lunges
3. LBCs, flutters, hammers
4. Burpees
5. Dips, SSH, flutters
6. Jump squats, diamond merkens, plank

Got in 4 loops at least 2 miles.

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I like big bells and I cannot lie

WARMUP: quick warmup
THE THANG:
Mosey to other parking lot

3 laps- 10 or 20 reps depending on if it’s single or double-handed

First lap-Overhead carry

1st corner- Cleans
2nd – Skull crushers
3rd- Squat thrusters
4th- Halos (both directions)

2nd lap-MOT- Farmer carry

1st- Bent over rows
2nd- Curls
3rd – Tricep extensions
4th- Swings

3rd lap- MOT- Bear Crawl Drags

1st – pull throughs
2nd -Flutter press
3rd -Overhead press
4th- ran out of time

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel, lots of Saturday events
COT:
Yes

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