Squatch Pond

WARMUP: run to Church of God Worship Center, 5 SSH, 5 Seal jacks, 5 downdog merkins
THE THANG: pick up two 2lb weights, run to stairs at FM COG, calf raises on steps x10, SSH x10, seal jacks x10, run through upper lot of COG to Confederate St, turn right down Forrest St, turn right down Academy St, run up steps to 2nd floor of COG to perform SSH x10, seal jacks x10, derkins on picnic tables x10, run down steps, drop 2lb weights at corner of Academy & Withers, run up Withers towards the Print Shop to complete 5 pull-ups and 5 toes to bar, run out of Print Shop and cut through lot of Craft Axe, down Academy St to go pick up your 2lb weights at corner of Academy & Withers… RINSE AND REPEAT 2 more times
MARY: LBCs, Broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash pickup, Stuff the bus, Bethel Serve
COT: :pray: back to school

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Why are we doing this?

WARMUP:
– 10 Moroccan nightclubs
– 12 cherry pickers
– 10 windmills
– 10 low slow squats
Mosey, karaoke, stop at curb and do 10 incline merkins on curb in cadence
Mosey, karaoke, 10 calf raises on curb in cadence
THE THANG:
4 corners of pain and some burpees
All corners start with 50 reps each, exercises stay the same each time around
– Corner 1: squats, then run to corner 2
– Corner 2: diamond merkins, then crawl bear to corner 3
– Corner 3: bomb jacks, then nur to corner 4
– Corner 4: big boys, then bear crawl to center of basketball court and do 5 burpees
– Repeat. Reps go down to 40, then 30, 20, 10. Burpees stay at 5 each time
MARY:
Who’s Mary?
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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The While Zipper

WARMUP:
Mosey to Fort Mill Pharmacy parking lot, Moroccan nightclubs, low slow squats, and 9 burpees
Mosey around Clebourne to next parking lot and 5 diamond merkins in cadence
Mosey to next parking lot and 5 jump squats, mosey to corner of Spring and Elliot
THE THANG:
Zipper route. Every time you cross over Spring, you do burpees. Start with 8 and do one less each time you cross over down to 1 burpees at Summersby and Spring. Right side of the zipper is 15 jump squats, left side is 15 diamond merkins
MARY:
Some did, some made it back right on time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Donuts are a food group!!

WARMUP:
Slow mosey
Lunge walk
Mosey
Fruit pickers
Imperial walkers
Low squat
Merkins
Slow mosey
Hillbilly walkers
Moracan night clubs
Slow mosey
3 rounds of Swing crunches and pull ups
THE THANG:
Accumulating ladder with bear crawl or lunge across turf between sets of exercises
1 merkin- 12 total
2 big boys – 22 total
3 SSH – 30 total
4 flutters – 36 total
5 burpees – 40 total
6 leg lifts – 42 total
7 sumo squats – 42 total
8 American hammers – 40 total
9 monkey humpers – 36 total
10 mountain climbers – 30 total
11 donkey kicks – 22 total
12 ski abs – 12 total
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The Barry 7/22 7pm
Trash pick up
Blood drive
Christmas party
COT:
Temptation is real and used often since the beginning
As men we are made to make the tough decisions and hold the line and choose wisely when faced with temptation
Look to Sky Q and Concentrica and don’t do things impulsively :clap: :bacon: :fire: :point_up_2:

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Some % better is better than 0%

WARMUP:
Slow mosey
Windmills
Fruit pickers
Slow squats
Merkins
THE THANG:
Mosey to wall
Dips
Step ups

Mosey to lower lot:
1. Kettlebell swings
2. Goblet Squats
3. Kettlebell overhead Push Press (Alternate arms each round)
4. Kettlebell bent Rows (Alternating or double-arm)
5. Kettlebell Deadlifts
6. Kettlebell Clean to squat
7. Kettlebell American Hammers
8. Kettlebell Curls

Mosey to wall and partner up
Dips/bearcrawl
Step ups/ Lunge
Overhead Presses/Crawl bear

MARY:

Kettlebell flutters
American hammers
Superman’s for 90 seconds
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The Barry 7/22 7pm
COT:
The 1% collectively makes all
Of us men better
#KeepPosting

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Not All Heroes Wear Capes

YHC brushed off the cobwebs from a weinke from 2017. It was hard then and even worse this time. Here’s what we did:

Warm-up
– 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
– 10 Mountain Climbers (IC)
– 10 SSHs (IC)
Run the Main Street to Clebourne, to COT loop

Round 1
– 10 Burpees
– 20 Merkins
– 30 LBCs (Little Baby Crunches)
– 40 Squats
– 50 Calf Raises
Run the loop

Round 2
– 10 Wide Arm Merkins
– 20 Lunges
– 30 Flutters
– 40 Overhead Claps
– 50 Side Straddle Hops
Run the loop

Round 3
– 10 Diamond Merkins
– 20 Jump Squats
– 30 Big Boy Sit-Ups
– 40 Alt. Shoulder Taps
– 50 Moroccan Night Clubs
Run the loop

Repeat until time

NMM
When we’re young, our heroes wear capes. As we age, our new heroes wear flaws, scars, and wisdom. They quietly show up, do the work, and expect no applause. Growing up isn’t about losing heroes, it’s about finding real ones.

You men are my heroes. You each have special gifts that I admire. You may not see it, but we do. Spending time in the Gloom with you men makes me better. Thank you.

IJ

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Smoked Heavy Stogies

Warm-Up:
SSH – 20 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Imperial Walkers – 20 IC
Moroccan Night Clubs – 20 IC
Low Slow Squat – 10 IC
Strawberry Pickers – 15 IC

Main Thang:
? Circuit 1 – 3 Rounds:

10 KB Goblet Squats
10 KB Lawn Mower
10 KB Curls
20 KB Swings
20 KB Deadlifts
? Rest 30 sec after each round

? Circuit 2 – The Grinder (10 mins)

(EMOM – Every Minute On the Minute – for 10 mins)
Minute 1: 10 KB Clean & Press
Minute 2: 10 KB Halos

Finisher – Kettlebell Catcher’s Squat Hold (3 mins) Hold deep squat with KB in goblet position – as long as possible. If you break, do 5 Man Makers then return to hold
MARY: She didn’t show up
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Convergence??

WARMUP: mosey up the hill behind the AO. Warm up exercises every few lightpoles

THE THANG: go to wal mart and meet Golden Corral PAX for a partner DORA 1/2/3

100 merkins
200 squats
300 LBC’s

Mosey back with a few exercises in cadence on the way.

MARY: she wasn’t there. Open to all men.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter

COT: 5th core principle

Thanks for the call Barkley. :eye:

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Circuit

WARMUP: cherry pickers, windmills, Moroccan night clubs
THE THANG: 5 pain stations
1. Sandbag – 20 dead lift, squat, shoulder toss
2. Kettlebell – 20 curls, swings, overhead press
3. 25 merkins, dry docks, shoulder taps
4. 25 SSH, squats, imperial walkers
5. 25 LBC’s, flutter, American hammer

Rinse and repeat for 45 minutes
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergence, golf tournament, Christmas party
COT: travel, family, patience

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