KICKING OFF GOLDEN CORRAL IN 2023

WARMUP:
Circle up for windmill x 15 and SSH x 20. Form a line and do toy soldiers and arm circles on the way to an area in front of HT. Circle up again.

THE THANG:
After the disclaimer and a short warm up, we were greeted by two additional pax who joined the circle for a Tabata workout.

8 exercises, 8 reps each, 20 sec work, 10 sec rest.
The exercises we did today were:
1. CCD
2. Box cutters (tough)
3. Mountain climbers
4. Squats
5. Merkins (crowd pleaser)
6. Superman hold
7. Alternating lunges
8. Burpees
Finish with 90 sec body destroyer

COT

NAKED MAN MOLESKIN
I’ve done this workout several times and it’s very easy to plan, but a little tricky to execute. Keeping track of the exercises and the number of sets requires some concentration. With no cadence counting, it encourages a lot of mumble chatter and we had plenty of that today. Noteworthy was Slapshot, who welcomed our FNG with steady conversation for the entire workout. I tip my hat to him because while the rest of us were groaning on sets 7 and 8 of merkins, he kept the chatter going with little sign of fatigue or O2 deprivation. Well done!

Welcome Pongo who comes to us from North Charlotte (I believe). He brought along an FNG who we dubbed Gremlin. Welcome, gentlemen! Love getting FNG’s on the weekday workouts. It was a great morning with the fine gentlemen of the Fort and a pleasure to lead the group as always. Thanks for the Q nod, Slow Jams!

ANNOUNCEMENTS/PRAYERS
Dam2Dam race/fundraiser for Ft. Mill Schools in Feb. Read your newsletter.
Prayers: Buffalo Bills player Damar Hamlin, Pongo’s grandfather Warren, kids returning to school.

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So Long, Farewell…….

So Long, Farewell……

It was cold morning at Laces In as 6 PAX posted to say good bye to Laces In

Disclaimer was given and pain was promised.

Circle Up

All sets today will add to 22

22 SSH
22 Wind Mills

Mosey to Band lot

25 Yrd Line – 22 Mtn Climbers (2 Ct)
50 Yrd Line – 22 American Hammers(2Ct)
25 Yrd Line – 22 LBC
End Zone Yrd Line – 22 Hand Release Merkins

We did one set of 22 Flutters

Mosey to Back entrance

22 jump Squats

We moseyed back to hill by the stadium

Final Laces In sets ended with 3 rounds of 22 total reps

At the Bottom

4 – Burpees
5- Grave Diggers

Nerr to Top

6: Big Boy Sit Up
7: Box Cutters

Mosey back to COT

Prayers: For Health of our 2.0s

Come out to the new AO next Thursday at Gold Hill Middle School!

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After Christmas burn

WARMUP: Ran to The Learning Academy for sets of 12 for a warmup. maracas night club, Phelps, produce pickers, wind mill, down and up dog, mountain climbers.
THE THANG: Ran to Sonic for a DORA with 100 AH, 200 reverse lung and 300 lbc. Then Ran down to the fountain by the apartments for a curb shuffle. Stopped for some monkey humpers halfway. Ended with a message about reaching out to 1 person to check in with them. Ran up to the next circle for sets of 12 CDD, WAM, then offset CDD. Ran to the wall behind Teeter for a wall sit with burpees.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood Drive and D2D in January.
COT: prayers for family, patience, jobs and travel mercies.

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Warm and Sunny Progressive Ladders or String of Pearls

WARMUP:
‘‘Twas a tad moist, so we jogged over to the FMHS front entrance overhang.

15 count all
SSH
Cherry Picker
Peter Parker’s
Imperial Walkers
Moroccan Night Clubs

THE THANG: Progressive Ladders or String of Pearls

Bear crawl down, lunge walk back
15x count at each pillar
1. Dips
2. Merkins
3. Big boy sit-ups
4. Calf raises
5. Hello Dolly’s
6. Burpees
7. Flutters
8. Shoulder taps (with an out of time so we dropped to 10x count and did 8,9,10 in a row)
9. American Hammers
10. V-ups

ANNOUNCEMENTS/COT:
discussed 8-blocks, why, how to, improvement, acceleration. Do it for Q1 2023 AND listen to the CSPAN 2021 43 Foot podcast on the topic ( I did 3x)

Yardsale’s girls have been in and out of the hospital for sickness.

Discussed reaching to those who might be lonely on the holidays.

Dress warm for the Convergence, cover any patch of skin you can.

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Deck of Cards with Lots of Running

I rarely stray from NaFo for a workout, so it was nice to travel to another site today. Since I was on unfamiliar ground, I asked the group if they wanted a Deck of Cards of a EMOM workout, they chose the deck of cards. Always come prepared 😉
WARMUP: Mosey around the parking lot, SSH, Moroccan NCs, Windmills and Cherry Pickers
THE THANG: Deck of Cards where Spades were sprints across the width of the parking lot (it was further than first expected). Diamonds where diamond merkins. Clubs where bear crawls the number of parking spaces. Hearts were American Hammers. Jokers were 20 burpees. After each PAX in the circle pulled a card, everyone ran a lap around the parking lot. We got through 4 rounds of everyone pulling a card. There were a lot of hearts and diamonds and thankfully not many spades but we did pull the King of Spades for 13 sprints back and forth across the parking lot right at the end. We ended up with about 2.3 mi during the session. Finished the last minute with SSH.
MARY: None as we had lots of American Hammers during The Thang.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas Eve Convergence, 8 Blocks for Shield Locks.
COT: What happens in COT stays in COT.

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The other gear WOD

WARMUP:
– SSH, IW, WM
– mosey to AO
THE THANG:
– modified 4 corners with bear crawls as mode of transportation between the stations. 2 PAX per corner, rotate after timer
– Station 1: tire flip and cindy OH press
– Station 2: squeeky wheel + KB side dips
– Station 3: 2x cindy: man-makers
– Station 4: 2x sand bag…carry sandbags a full loop around the 4 corners. once PAX return to station 4 this is the trigger to rotate. Got about 2.5 rotations in. Mosey back to COT.
MARY:
– Sally with V-ups and flutters
– Thunderstruck with burpees and SSH
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read newsletter
COT:
– was held.

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Pretty Good Workout with Lots of Pain

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Cherry Pickers, Imperial Walkers, and Calf Raises
THE THANG:
Pain at Lights:
Reps 5, 10, 15, and 20; Round 1 – Burpees, Transportation = Bear Crawls; Round 2 – Plank Jacks, Transportation = Crab Walks; Round 3 – Big Boy Sit Ups, Transportation = Lunges; Round 4 – Carolina Dry Docks, Transportation = Nur
Four Painful Corners:
Corner 1 – Seal Jacks & Squats, Corner 2 – Monkey Humpers & Mountain Climbers, Corner 3 – Shoulder Taps & LBCS, Corner 4 – Merkins & Peter Parkers; Round 1 – 5 Reps, Transportation = Run/ Mosey; Round 2 – 10 Reps, Transportation = Run/ Mosey
MARY: American Hammers, Hello Dollies, and Box Cutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Working to 38 (or 19) at Pantheon

WARMUP: We ran around the big loop with the occasional plank at the corners to bring the group back together. After the lap, as a group, 38 SSH I/C, Merkins 19 I/C, Flutters 38 I/C, Squats 19 I/C.
Then, run the loop again.
THE THANG: With cones set up 76yds apart and cones at the mid-point (38yds), grab a partner. As a rehash of J-WOW’s expertise from the Thanksgiving Convergence, we did the Partner Push from one end to the mid-point (38yds). Then your partner would push on the return. Complete this 5 times.
Now, get on the opposite end from your partner, 76yds apart. Bear crawl to the middle, 5 partner merkins, run back to your end, 19 Mountain Climbers I/C. Then repeat.
Now, get into 2 lines, facing your partner.
19 Carolina Dry Docks I/C
19 Diamond Merkins I/C
19 American Hammers I/C
19 Squats I/C
19 Calf Raises I/C
On the curb, 19 Mike Tysons I/C
38 American Hammers I/C
MARY: See above
ANNOUNCEMENTS: After nearly 3 years as our Pantheon Site Q, 38 Special has graced me with the Shovel Flag of this special site. To say I am excited is an understatement and there are more good things in store for this AO on the West side of our mill town. I’ll be recruiting past Site Q’s to join me in taking a flag; it’s time.
Read your newsletter
COT: You had to be there but I will say this, be emotionally present, not just physically present.
Until next time,
Maximus

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Cuomo made me do it

Delivered a Cuomo designed Wienke as a last second pinch hitter. It went something like this…..

warm up:

SSH x20

windmills x10

moroccan nightclubs x20

hillbilly walkers x10

burpees x10

The Thang

mosey to the hill and partner up for a Dora of burpees, CDDs, LBCs and squats. We made it through 1.25 rounds before heading back to COT for some Mary which included American Hammers and Big Boy Sit Ups

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Ken Walkers Ankle and other assorted topics.

3 of the Fort’s finest joined YHC for a rainy and cold morning at the Golden Corral

To keep the PAX dry I mosey’ ed us to the brand newish pavilion over by the Grace church. We performed the following:

15 SSH
15 MNC
15 Seal Jacks
5 Windmills
5 burpees (the only burpees we did today)
15 Mt. Climbers
Stretch

The main workout was a Tabata style format with 35 seconds of work followed by 10 seconds of rest. We had 3 rounds of 16 with 4 different exercises executed each round.

Round 1
Merkins
Squats
LBCS
Flutters

Round 2
Diamond Merkins
Lunges
Freddy Mercury’s
Leg Lifts

Round 3
HR Merkins
Calf Raises (modified from jump squats since YHC’s knee was acting up)
Big Boy Sit-ups
American Hammers

Got back to COT about 40 seconds late which is on me.

While at COT we made the usual announcements (Read the newsletter!!!) but during the prayers and praises portion we were all able to share and discuss a common experience we have all had in our lives. It’s always a great reminder in these small groups just how special a community we have here in the Fort. We had 4 guys from 4 very different regions of the country with 4 different backgrounds who shared a common experience and could be open about that with other men. It’s moments like that that reinforces why F3 matters and why I still show up and still post after (almost) 4 years.

Thanks for the call Slow Jams! Until Next time!

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