Pushing with a Purpose

WARMUP:
– SSH, WM, mosey to hill
THE THANG:
– Dora: 100x pushups, 200x humpers, 300x calve raises // run to stop sign at hilltop
– 4-corners: various gear at each corner, bear crawl to next station after timer went off
MARY:
– Airborne hips
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read newsletter
COT:
– was held

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Stole Badlands Winkie

WARMUP: 25 SSH to warm up quickly. Mosey to Middle School Entrance: 10 Windmills, 10 Hill Billy Walkers
THE THANG: #1
10 Step Ups, 10 Durkins, 10 Monkey Humpers, 10, Dips: Lunge Walk 20 Yards (5 rounds)
*mosey to back of school*
Wall sit: each person did 2 burpees (2 rounds)
THE THANG #2
Bear Crawl Ladder:
Bear Crawl to each cone to do exercise and run back to start.
10 Heels to Heaven
20 Flutters
30 LBC’s
40 Shoulder Taps
50 American Hammer
Partner Up:
1 partner plank wile the other runs lap around parking lot: (6 laps total)
MARY: 20 Squats at the end, 10 Grave Diggers, 10 Box Cutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Patience during the holidays. Keep in mind there are some things very important to others that may drive us nuts but patiently deal with it.

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4 mile Deconstructed Burpee

WARMUP: It is Sweep the Leg. Strive to do that prior to 5:15
THE THANG: Run a 4 mile loop: https://f3thefort.com/2022/02/25/stl-just-keep-going/ (if you wanna see the route. side note: it wasn’t my first rodeo on this route)

Stop along the way for deconstructed burpees:
10 squats
run
10 squats
10 plank jump ins
run
10 squats
10 plank jump ins
10 merkins
run
10 squats
10 plank jump ins
10 merkins
10 plank jump ins
run
10 squats
10 plank jump ins
10 merkins
10 plank jump ins
10 SSH
run
Repeat the full 5 steps each subsequent stop

PAX were advised to just jump in where the most guys were when they got to the exercises, or to skip the exercises entirely and just keep running.

When we stretch to a route that necessitates covering 4 miles, YHC gets worried about leaving PAX. We managed to stay together and Fishstix + Badlands picked up the 6 today making sure we all arrived back at COT resting on 4 miles. Bravo gentlemen!

NMM:
Sometimes we have to choose the hard thing ourselves. Sometimes we have to choose to do the hard thing that life is handing us. If we skirt away from doing the what’s difficult when needed, what worse thing will be waiting for us in the future?

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Bermuda Triangle

Warmup:
There was one

The thang:
Mosey to corner of Railroad/Confederate
15 pushups

Mosey to Confederate Ave/withers St
5 burpees

Mosey to Withers/Watson at top of hill
15 squats

Mosey to Print Shop
5 pull-ups

Wash, rinse and repeat
Mosey to COT

Moleskine:
Affectionately now named “The Bermuda Triangle”, as YHC doubled back thinking we lost a pax in the gloom. Come to find out YHC was circling around like a doomed plane whilst said pax was already at COT. FWIW, 5 laps equals 3.6 miles.
Always a pleasure – Solo

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Spidey Modification

WARMUP: mosey, merkins, arm circles, wind mills
THE THANG: EMOM 10 merkins then do a leg exercise until the next minute. No standing around chatting …just working. Do for 10 minutes. Leg exercises: split squat single leg pump, squats. Calf Raises, Al Gore. DORA: 100 merkins, 200 squats, 300 heel taps from a crunch position. Finisher: my hip exercises
MARY: not needed
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter
COT: stays at COT

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Spidey Modification

WARMUP: mosey, merkins, arm circles, wind mills
THE THANG: EMOM 10 merkins then do a leg exercise until the next minute. No standing around chatting …just working. Do for 10 minutes. Leg exercises: split squat single leg pump, squats. Calf Raises, Al Gore. DORA: 100 merkins, 200 squats, 300 heel taps from a crunch position. Finisher: my hip exercises
MARY: not needed
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter
COT: stays at COT

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Stolen moments

Birdcage was supposed to Q, but due to his training schedule— YHC sat in instead.

WARMUP: yep, with some yoga.

T HE THANG: stolen from Old Bay

Mosey to light poles along back entrance for light pole accumulator exercise.

1 rep at 1st light pole
2 reps at 2nd
3 reps at 3rd…etc.

When first pax gets to 10th light pole (and does 10 reps), run back to first light pole and sweep the rest of the pax.

Rinse and repeat with following exercises.

1. Flying Squirrels
2. Squats
3. Plank Jacks
4. Merkins

MARY: naw, instead we did Bearpees up to 20/5. Look it up in the exicon

ANNOUNCEMENTS: https://mailchi.mp/844d41eccef9/thefort-weekly-newsletter-1325706

COT: in the rain. Prayers specifically for the Salazar family and Esso’s mom

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Reduce Reuse Recycle

having been put in charge of both of our running with push-up AOs this week, I decided to make them entry level. it does not mean easy, it just means easy to understand what is required to do. to that end, I decided to recycle some of the easier to follow Qs in which I have participated.

the word, recycle and reuse together often. remind me of a program I saw in fourth grade. you may have bag memories of being hurted into your elementary school gymnasium in order to see what amounts to a public service announcement or little skit or play put on by a bunch of kids , maybe a small performance by the 5th graders who got to start orchestra. but the one I remember most vividly is being brought to that sad little gymnasium to watch a dude dressed up as McDonald’s mascot and Ronald McDonald caper about singing about reducing reusing and recycling. somehow they burned half an hour of our day listening to Ronald McDonald it’s founding on the virtues of mineralism in a 1980s world where everything was designed to be thrown away immediately after use.

WARMUP: the pledge of allegiance
THE THANG: run to Hardee’s. pair up. run opposite directions saying the block. On the east side (post post office) do 5, 10 and then 15 partners BBSU. Then 15 every time. continue running until meeting up at or around the Hardee’s lot. where you at 5, 10, 15 partner pushups. after the pushups, run the way you came back. this way each partner gets to run both directions around the block multiple times. sort of like a weird freaking Newton cradle
with about 4 minutes left PAX were gathered and Bandcamp led burpees while YHC perform the exhausting job of keeping an eye out for stragglers
MARY: 30-45s of flutters while YHC grabbed my phone
ANNOUNCEMENTS: duties were assigned to Funhouse
COT: duties were assigned to Funhouse

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Westward bound

WARMUP: N/A
THE THANG: 160 to dam rd, left into the backside of gold hill middle to Dave Gibson, right on 160 and pick up the Kingsley loop. About 6.25 miles
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 2 more years of trash pick up headed by @fogerty and next Saturdays Texas hold”em tournament at the Springfield CC
COT:

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