The Joker’s Wild With Burpees

WARMUP: Abe Vigoda, Imperial Squat Walker, Mosey back & around traffic pylons, SSH,
THE THANG: Mosey to b-ball court. 4 corners equipped with F3 cards. Each corner focused on Cardio, Core, Legs, Upper Body. Nur, Ru, Side Shuffles in between each set. Soundtrack: Hall & Oates, Pat Benatar, Tom Petty, Neil Young,
MARY: Gas Pumper, Freddy Mercury, Protractor, Rosalita.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cannoli Run, Damn 2 Damn, Jaeger, T-Claps for <@U01ABNC7YLU>’s newborn Grand Daughter.
COT: Prayers for Guidance, Heath, Wisdom

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Caught in my zipper

WARMUP: Gas pumpers just for Twister, then various stretches ending with Windmills
THE THANG: Yogged to the Lowe’s Parking Lot, called a MOT down the aisle and work out at the end, reversed the MOT next aisle over back to the Lowe’s side of the lot, zippered down the lot MOT was Run/Nur, Karaoke, Walking/reverse Lunge. 5/10/15 Merkins, Crunches Squats, SSH
MARY: Round and round we went to 6:02
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Double Down w D2DB
COT: Twister had some profound insights on being better men, STK

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Moderate or Not?!? American Jackal

Wet morning, decent amount of time under the walkways.

Decent warmup after a weekend full of F3 events.

Pairs of lower body exercises, in cadence, then sprint to end of walkway. New pair of exercises. 5 combos. Plus a pair of core exercises before moseying to a new location.

New location by front of school. Pairs of lower body exercises, then bear crawl to end of walkway. 5 combos, additional core combo.

COT

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VQ in The Fort Region

I introduced some of the pax from The Fort to Anchor Bar’s Famous Chicken Wing. The Anchor Bar is a restaurant in Buffalo, NY is famous for the first place to serve chicken wings as we know them today. More on that below. In my 8+ years doing F3 this is my Q outside the Rock Region. It was a great morning meeting new pax.
WARMUP:
The disclaimer was given and we warmed up with:
– 1 dozen Windmills IC
– 1 dozen Imperial Walkers IC
– 1 dozen Hillbilly Walkers IC
– 1 dozen Low Slow Squats IC
THE THANG:
This 4-Corner workout was inspired by the way chicken wings were originally served at The Anchor Bar. Back in the day wings were served by the dozen mild, medium, hot or extra hot. So, each round of 4-corners consisted of a similar exercise at each corner progressively getting a bit more difficult. 1 dozen of each exercise were performed OYO.
– Round 1 – Flying Squirrels, Burpees, Diamond Burpees, Hand Release Burpees
– Round 2 – Rosalitas, Hello Dollies, Freddie Mercuries (Double Count), Flutter Kicks (DC)
– Round 3 – Carolina Drydocks, Merkins, Diamond Merkins, Hand Release Merkins
– Round 4 – Seal Jacks, Side Straddle Hops, Smurf Jacks, Bomb Jacks
– Round 5 – LBC’s, Gas Pumpers, V-Ups, Big Boy Sit-ups
With time remaining, we did my “hot wing eating contest”. In my hometown the was a restaurant the would have a hot wing eating contest where the would give each contestant a pile of their hottest wings (Volcanic). Whoever ate the most in the allotted time was the winner. My F3 version was Balls To The Walls until one pax remained in the position. Your “wings” are sure to burn when you’re down.
MARY:
No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Announced.
COT:
<@UGU3XR5RP> took over from here and led a great discussion on Not Looking Back. It revolved around the passage in the Bible where Lot’s wife looked back and was turned in to a pillar of salt. Once we pick up our cross to follow Jesus, we should not turn back to our wicked ways. Instead, keep our eyes looking forward affixed upon Jesus. It is easier said than done.

I’m not doing the discussion justice, so I urge Band Camp to add more in the comments.

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Eastside Natty Celebration

WARMUP: mosey, SSH windmill
THE THANG: group Hill Dora / lower body/ squats lunges sumo calf
Mosey
Setup up – 4 sets x30
Mosey
Merkins
Mosey
Mary
MARY: we gave Mary some
Lovin
ANNOUNCEMENTS: congrats to the Ohio State Buckeyes on their National Championship
COT:

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Cold day at American Jackal

WARMUP:
25 Side Straddle Hops
20 windmills

THE THANG:
8 exercise from the bucket + 50 lb sandbag carry x 2

40 Burpees
60 Merkins
80 squats
100 LBCs
120 Side Straddle Hop
MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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DORAs at The Hive

DORA 1: partner run
– Man makers 50
– Goblet Squats 100
– Swings 150

DORA 2: farmers carry
– Burpees 50
– Squats 100
– Overhead clap 150

DORA 3: Bear crawl
– Bent row right 50
– Bent row left 50
– Curls 50

DORA 4: Farmers Carry
– Merkins 50
– Mountain climbers 75
– SSH 100

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Making the Fort Great Again

WARMUP: SSH, NightClubs, Merks, Squats, Flutters, Diamond Merks, WAM, BBS, Mosey and stretching.
THE THANG: 7s, 1 mile mosey with pain stations along the way, StepUps, Squats, Merkins, BBS, and a smidge of acceleration.
MARY: 5 mins of Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Blood Drive, Dam2Dam, Bethel

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#MABA

WARMUP: Mosey to PI Parking Lot
THE THANG: 4 Corners 1: PI Parking Lot 2: Confederate St. Parking Lot 3: Howington Cir & Country Club Dr. 4: Country Club Dr. & Academy St. Odd corners 10 Burpees, Even corners 10 Burpees, repeat until at least 100 Burpees
MARY: Peach Stand led last minute or two
ANNOUNCEMENTS: D2DB10K and Blood Drives
COT: 5th Core Principal, STK

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