Everything and All of Them Smokin Workout

Warm-Up:
SSH x 25
Imperial Walkers x 15 (IC)
Moroccan Night Clubs x 20 (IC)
Windmills x 10 (IC)
Strawberry Pickers x 10 (IC)
Cheese Shredder

Block 1: Load & Move:
AMRAP (5 minutes) x 2 Rounds:
Sandbag Clean to Shoulder x 10
Ruck/Weighted Vest Walking Lunges x 20 steps
Kettlebell Swings x 20
Bear Crawl (ruck on) – 25 yards

Block 2: Grinder Circuit:
3 Rounds:
Sandbag Squats x 20
Kettlebell Renegade Rows x 10 each arm
Ruck Push-Ups x 20
Kettlebell Curls x 20
Plank Jacks (ruck on) x 20
Rest: 60 seconds between rounds

Mary:
Flutter Kicks until time was up (IC)

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COT: Prayers and Praises

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Baseball and Boston music

WARMUP:
SSH
Arm circles
Michael Phelps
Low slow squats
Catchers
Broga

THE THANG:
Farmer carry to parking lot
Planks with sandbag drag 2x

Stations and Exercises (Baseball-Themed):
• Home Plate – “Batter Up Swings”: Single-arm kettlebell swings – 12 reps per arm (alternate arms each inning). Focus on explosive hip drive, as if powering a base hit.

MOT farmer carry

• 1st Base – “Steal the Base Lunges”: Kettlebell reverse lunges – 10 reps per leg (hold kettlebell goblet-style at chest). Step back into lunge, drive forward—mimicking aggressive base advancement.

MOT duck walk

• 2nd Base – “Double-Play Thrusters”: Kettlebell goblet squat to overhead press – 12 reps. Squat deeply, then explode upward while pressing the kettlebell overhead (like turning a double play).

MOT bear crawl with bell toss

• 3rd Base – “Tag-Out Rows”: Single-arm kettlebell bent-over rows – 12 reps per arm. Hinge at hips, row the kettlebell to your side (as if fielding and throwing out a runner).

MOT Lunge walk

In between each rounding of the bases we did a mosey, flutters and other exercises to pause

Took 4 trips around the bases with the final straight farmer carry

MARY:
Was done

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel
CSAUP
ruck
Tortoise and hare

COT:
Health
Travel
Family

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Stairs, step ups, heavy weight carry, broga

WARMUP: load up rucks, sandbags and kettlebells
THE THANG: figure out going up and down the stairs at the mathnasium building, one lap, head to amphitheater for a web… with Rucks on: 1 step up each leg, 4 calf raises, progressive all the way to 10 step ups each leg and 40 calf raises (total reps 110 step ups and 220 calf raises) load up weight and head to the Sunbelt parking lot.
Split the pax in two teams, team one carries all weight, all rucks, sandbags and kettlebells down about 50 yards each way while team two crunches those abs, rinse and repeat times 3.
Load up and back to amphitheater

MARY: 12 minutes of stretches and broga. Back to COT
ANNOUNCEMENTS: frozen chicken collection by suplex and poppins.
Sign up for Bethel next week.
Keep training for May 16th event.
The Manion is coming in April.
If you are over 45, please get a yearly check up and ask your doctor for colonoscopy.
COT: prayers for Uhaul’s family and unspoken prayers that we all carry in our hearts.

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Barrel of tities, came out sucking my thumb


WARMUP:

Cherry pickers, wind mill, side stradel hope, mozy
THE THANG:
AMRAP 8 minutes of squats, reverse lunges, mountain climbers, calf raises 50 yd sprint, merkins, planks, shoulder taps and cdd
MARY: mix of core exercises
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COT:

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The Armory

WARMUP: SSH, Low Slow Squat, Imperial Walker, Merkin, Peter Parker, Moroccan Nightclubs
THE THANG: Grab your bells and scoot on over to the other side of the parking lot
Pair up by counting off. Poppins has a lame leg so he goes with the ones because there's a pair exercise.

Written in chalk in the parking spaces are seven exercises. They are spaced out so that you have to bell-crawl between them. Every exercise is each side or 20 combined.

  • Run a lap (no bell)
  • 10 shoulder press
  • 10 arm curl
  • 10 chest press
  • 10 bent over row
  • 30 swings
  • 10 electrice slide
  • WHAT? Two iron poles with a sand bag suspended in the middle. Each partner takes a deep step to one side in a deep. One knee at 90º, the other leg straight. Then stand up straight. Then to the other side. That's one.

After a full round is complete, sit down in a tight circle for "pass the Dutchie". One cycle L, R, L, R

One more circuit
Dutchie L, R

One final circuit
MARY:
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COT:

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Off Campus

WARMUP: Old man stretches
THE THANG:
Ruck w/sandbag to signal light at Hubert Graham. Partner 1 farmer carry sandbags to the first light pole, switch out at each light pole until we reached the bridge.
Hopped the guardrail back to individual sandbag carry down Lakeland Trail Dr, right on Hunters Run.
Stopped for a quick break before we climbed the steps in back of the school.
Back to the front of the school onto the soccer field for a bag toss across the field and back.
Return to COT
MARY: Around the horn for an ab exercise, ended with 5 Simbas
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Men's Shelter
COT: made it back

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Sutton x 3

WARMUP:
THE THANG: Sutton rd to Sutton Place and return on Sutton
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: >, QvQ, Bethel
COT: prayers and praises

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Too Much Fun

WARMUP:

  1. Windmill
  2. Cherry picker
  3. M Nightclub
  4. Imperial Walker

THE THANG:

  1. Bucket of fun – pick a card and run with the sandbag
  1. Side Straddle Hop, Merkin, Flutter Kicks, Plank Jacks, Burpees, Leg Raises, Lunges, Mountain Climbers, American Hammer, Shoulder taps, and big Boy Situps
  1. Stations of pain -> reps 20-15-10-5-10-15
  1. Station #1 – American Hammers, Leg Raises, and Big Boy Situps
  2. Station #2 – Mike Tyson, Merkin, and Wide Arm Merkins
  3. Station #3 – Jump Squats, Lunges, High Knees.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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