Pre-BRR Squatch Beatdown

WARMUP: run to Print Shop
THE THANG:
5 pull-ups, 5 toes to bar, 5 dips
Run to church
Partner wheelbarrow 20yds, flapjack
Run, turn left, run turn left down stairs to other church
Partner push 20yds, flapjack
Run, turn left at axe throw and back to Print Shop

Repeat x3

Loop around Main St and Fort Mill Pharmacy

MARY: a little
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CIVITAS Marathon and Greater Charlotte Heart β€œWalk” CSAUP
COT: Powerful reminders from Soup and Olaf surrounding marriages. πŸ™

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Running at the forge

WARMUP:

  • 20 Side Straddle Hops
  • 15 Windmills
  • 15 Moroccan Nightclubs
  • 15 Hillbilly Walkers
  • 15 Imperial Walkers
  • 15 Cherry Pickers
  • 15 Low & Slow Squats

THE THANG:

Mosey 1 lap around the HT

● Bear crawl across the parking lot
● 4 shoulder taps at every other parking line
● Lunge walk back
● Bear crawl across the parking lot
● 3 Merkins at every other parking line
● Lunge walk back

Mosey to Roundabout
● 15 Flutter Kicks
● 15 American Hammers

Mosey to hill in arbors community
● 10 Sumo Squats
● Uphill Sprint β†’ Walk Back
● 10 Big Boy Sit-Ups
● Uphill Sprint β†’ Walk Back
● 10 Merkins
● Uphill Sprint
10 LBCs
● Uphill Sprint

Mosey to the child care

Elevens
● Start at the Child Care:
● 1 Big Boy Sit-Up
● Run up to the Fire Department
● 10 Burpees
Down to:
● 6 Big Boy Sit-Ups and
● 5 Burpees

Mosey Back to COT
● 5 Merkins at every speed hump we pass

COT
● 15 Box Cutters
● 15 Freddie Mercuries
● 15 Dying Cockroaches
● Stretching
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9/11 event, bethel shelter
COT: pray for health and family

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Running at the forge

WARMUP:

  • 20 Side Straddle Hops
  • 15 Windmills
  • 15 Moroccan Nightclubs
  • 15 Hillbilly Walkers
  • 15 Imperial Walkers
  • 15 Cherry Pickers
  • 15 Low & Slow Squats

THE THANG:

Mosey 1 lap around the HT

● Bear crawl across the parking lot
● 4 shoulder taps at every other parking line
● Lunge walk back
● Bear crawl across the parking lot
● 3 Merkins at every other parking line
● Lunge walk back

Mosey to Roundabout
● 15 Flutter Kicks
● 15 American Hammers

Mosey to hill in arbors community
● 10 Sumo Squats
● Uphill Sprint β†’ Walk Back
● 10 Big Boy Sit-Ups
● Uphill Sprint β†’ Walk Back
● 10 Merkins
● Uphill Sprint
10 LBCs
● Uphill Sprint

Mosey to the child care

Elevens
● Start at the Child Care:
● 1 Big Boy Sit-Up
● Run up to the Fire Department
● 10 Burpees
Down to:
● 6 Big Boy Sit-Ups and
● 5 Burpees

Mosey Back to COT
● 5 Merkins at every speed hump we pass

COT
● 15 Box Cutters
● 15 Freddie Mercuries
● 15 Dying Cockroaches
● Stretching
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9/11 event, bethel shelter
COT: pray for health and family

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Keep it close

WARMUP: windmills, cherry pickers, planks, down and up dogs, Peter Parker’s, shoulder taps – many in cadence
THE THANG: stations were marked in a row of parking spaces. In each was written an exercise. Pax selected a space and did the indicated exercise for the given count, and then moved one space to the left to do that exercise. Once the pax finished the last space in the row, they moseyed a lap of the parking lot and went to the first space to continue the circuit. Exercises in the spaces were LBCs, American hammers, gas pumpers, big boy sit ups, hello Dollies, flutters, Freddy mercuries, weezie Jeffersons, penguins.

Rep counts – first time through, 10, then 15, then 20, then 15, then COT
MARY: the whole workout was pretty much Mary. It seemed redundant to do more
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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To Baxter and back

WARMUP: some light stretching and jangling around
THE THANG: munn to Harris to Sam smith, through Sutton place neighborhood to right on Sutton until turnaround at or about 6th Baxter – and then back again
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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MP version of ROF

It was King of the Ring at ROF this morning. Instead of creating a workout that favored my strengths, went in the opposite direction and thought about the AO that kicks my butt every time, MP. Instead of running with merkins, served up running with core work. Splinter was the King putting in 3+ miles.

WARMUP:
Moseyed to the track for 1 lap with HKs, BKs, & Karaokes mixed in, SSHICx25, IWsICx15, time to roll.

THE THANG:
Winner was the one who completed the most laps around the track. There were different core exercises for Odd & Even numbered laps. Complete the list of exercises for the odd lap and then run the lap, same for the even numbered laps.

Odd Laps – Rep Count = 20-Single Count
AHs, FMs, and Flutters

Even Laps – Rep Count = 20-Single Count
LBCs, PTs, GPs

MARY: No time for her

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your NL

COT: STK!

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Kitchen Sink things

WARMUP:

  • 10 Side Straddle Hops
  • 10 Grass-pickers (like cherry pickers with a clap behind the back)
  • Plank to Down Dog, calf stretch’s to Sunrise

THE THANG:

Load up with Rucksacks, Sandbags and Kettlebells and move to the front of the school

  • 20 Rucksack loaded split squats with sandbag press

Load up with Rucksacks, and farmers carry Sandbags and Kettlebells around the big circle

  • 20 Squats with rucksacks

Load up with rucksacks and sandbags and move around the big circle

  • 20 rucksack or sandbag merkins

Load up with Rucksacks, and farmers carry Sandbags and Kettlebells around the big circle

  • 20 over the shoulder sandbag tosses (10 each side L/R)

Load up with rucksacks and sandbags and move around the big circle

Head back to COT

MARY: N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter!

COT: It is was it is… Prayers for healing and all of the spoken and unspoken prayers.

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Missing in Action

Munn then right on Harris. Enter neighborhood past Sam smith and run to masons Bend dead end and circle back to cot

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Always identify the open bathroom

Immediately identified the open bathroom and ran towards it. Stopped for some stair steper rep counts otw. While I duced the pax did 100 200 300 of merkins, squat, lcbs. I entered mid squat. Then back to the top to play with sacks. Partner 1 toss for count, partner 2 for exercise.

I'm the words of a wise philosopher…

"Walking is moving forward if it's towards your goal"

  • Apache

Keep moving forward gentlemen

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