It burns, burns, burns….

WARMUP

SSH x 15 (IC)
MNC’s x 15 (IC)
Downward Dog Calve stretch (In honor of the Clave Boss)

Mosey to Football Field

Cherry Pickers x 10 (IC)
IW x 10 (IC)
HW x 10 (IC)

THE THANG

Use football field for 100 yards, using 10 yards increments as markers.
10 Merkins, 1 Burpee (11’s) at the 10, sprint the remaining 90 yards
Recover jog to 20
Perform 9 merkins, 2 Burpees, sprint the remaining 80 yards
Recover jog to 30
Repeat until 11’s complete
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Lunge walk from goal line to 20
Duck walk from 20 to 40
Broad jump to 50
10 Good mornings at 50
Lunge walk from 50 to 30
Duck walk from 30 to 10
Broad jump from to 10 to goal line (changed to bear crawl

300 yds total

Mosey to Pullup Bars
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5 pull ups
10 overhead presses with cindy
15 squats with cindy
20 swings with cindy

4 rounds (dropped squats after 2 rounds)

Mosey back to COT
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Back to COT for a “Ring of Fire:”
PAX hold plank while the song Ring of Fire is playing.
Every time phrase “Ring of Fire” is uttered, drop for merkin.

Finished up last minute with LBC’s IC

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Q School, Print Shop on Saturday, Invergence on 3/9, need some help at Bethel on 3/7
COT: Yes

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CrossFit Jealousy

WARMUP: It got warm… quick.
THE THANG:

A solid hour of:
1. High Intensity Strength Training
2) Plyo
3) Mobility Training
MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Potential Daffodil and Rocky Shoals Spider Lilly trips in March/May. Stay tuned…
COT: Parents, relationships, new beginnings.

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Scheduled Q was M.I.A

WARMUP: S.S.H. , L.S.S
THE THANG: Scheduled Q was MIA so we improvised. After the warm-up we rucked to the Walmart parking lot stopping about a quarter mile to do 25 squats and erkins on the guard rail. In the parking lot we did 20 merkins and overhead presses and ran a lap. We also did 50 step-up (25 each leg) on the wall-bench in front of Walmart. Proceed back to COT
MARY: One round of Mary – flutter-press, Freddie Mercury, LBC, American Hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Closed in prayer

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Competitor’s Coupons Accepted

WARMUP: Undoubtedly.

THE THANG: Coupon Heavy
1) Simple DORAs (Run-a-Lap y Farmers Carry)
-KB Swings – 200
-Goblet Squats – 100
-Man Makers -50 (ouch)
-Merkins – 200
-Squats -100
-Burpees -50

2) Not-so-Simple DORA (50/25 SSH; 50/25 Mtn. Clmb.)
-Shoulder Press – AMRAP
-Shoulder Extension – AMRAP
-Bent Row, Left – AMRAP
– Bent Row, Right – AMRAP

MARY: a la core movements
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Likely.
COT: Definitely.

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Kingsley Parade

WARMUP:
THE THANG: Rucked on the Kingsley property, stopping approximately every 1/2 mile and performing a series of exercises. Squats, Swings, Curls, OHP, and step ups at the amphitheater. Roughly 2.8 miles rucked. Closed out the workout with the hip exercise in cadence.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Closed in prayer

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2 is better than None

WARMUP: SSH, IW, squat, arm circles
THE THANG: took a lap around looking for any potential double downers from Soul to Sole.

Ran to bottom of stairs. 5 squats at bottom, run stairs, 5 merkins at top. Alternating lunge walk and bear crawl to next set of stairs. Rinse/repeat x5.

Dip derkin, step up series at amphitheater benches.
MARY: she was there
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:Jobs.

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2 is better than None

WARMUP: SSH, IW, squat, arm circles
THE THANG: took a lap around looking for any potential double downers from Soul to Sole.

Ran to bottom of stairs. 5 squats at bottom, run stairs, 5 merkins at top. Alternating lunge walk and bear crawl to next set of stairs. Rinse/repeat x5.

Dip derkin, step up series at amphitheater benches.
MARY: she was there
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:Jobs.

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D2D Solidarity Run

WARMUP: Mosey
THE THANG: 3+ Miles; Various exercises
MARY: Various exercises
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 1) My knees are paying for this… 2) Walker’s name is “Adrian”.
COT: N/A

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Disclaimer then mosey up Massey to Pike parking lot. Normal warmup stuff. Then everyone get on end of parking line. Bear crawl to opposite line, 5 merkins, crawl bear back to start, 5 mtn climbers. Repeat this movement 5 times. Jog down and back up Massey.
Next set used 3 lines for suicides. 21 jump squats, 21 lunges, 21 Apolo ohnos, run 3 line suicide. 15 of each then run suicide. 9 of each then run suicide.
Next set uses the 3 lines plus far curb. Run to 1, 20 merkins, back to start, run to 2, 15 seal Jack’s, back to start, run to 3, 10 plank Jack’s, back to start, run to 4, 5 bombjacks. Next round drop the 1st line, do 2,3,&4. Next round just do 3&4.
Finished with ‘who’s the king’. Start w/1 burpee and 20 shoulder taps (L+R=1). You have 60 seconds to complete and whatever time is left is what you have to rest. Add a burpee each minute. If you don’t finish the round then you’re out and you just do 5 burpees per min for remaining. Several made it through the 7 burpee round before time was up. I think everyone was OK that time was up. Back to COT to share core principles with FNGs. Solid work by all the PAX. Thx for the opportunity Soup2Nuts!

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Disclaimer then mosey up Massey to Pike parking lot. Normal warmup stuff. Then everyone get on end of parking line. Bear crawl to opposite line, 5 merkins, crawl bear back to start, 5 mtn climbers. Repeat this movement 5 times. Jog down and back up Massey.
Next set used 3 lines for suicides. 21 jump squats, 21 lunges, 21 Apolo ohnos, run 3 line suicide. 15 of each then run suicide. 9 of each then run suicide.
Next set uses the 3 lines plus far curb. Run to 1, 20 merkins, back to start, run to 2, 15 seal Jack’s, back to start, run to 3, 10 plank Jack’s, back to start, run to 4, 5 bombjacks. Next round drop the 1st line, do 2,3,&4. Next round just do 3&4.
Finished with ‘who’s the king’. Start w/1 burpee and 20 shoulder taps (L+R=1). You have 60 seconds to complete and whatever time is left is what you have to rest. Add a burpee each minute. If you don’t finish the round then you’re out and you just do 5 burpees per min for remaining. Several made it through the 7 burpee round before time was up. I think everyone was OK that time was up. Back to COT to share core principles with FNGs. Solid work by all the PAX. Thx for the opportunity Soup2Nuts!

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