Blame JWOW

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Honestly I was expecting low attendance so I was pleasantly surprised when I start seeing several cars rolling into WEP. JWOW sent me note mid week asking if I’d be willing to bring the junkyards on Saturday so I had to oblige him. After a quick disclaimer the PAX performed some basic warm-ups. Then we moseyed down the path to the bottom of the big grass hill. Split into 3 groups. G1 ran to end of path back toward parking lot and did 10 bomb-jacks. Return to start. G2 nurred up the grass hill, did 10 squats, then returned to start. G3 ran to end of path in other direction, did 10 bomb-jacks, then return to start. Rotate so each group did each section once. Yog down to Harris St park for the fun. I was trying to find decent grass so I thought the outfield would be safe. Partner up. P1 does 8 Junkyard dogs while P2 is alternating between high and low plank. Then partner push to other side, P2 does the JYDs then partner push back. JYDs are P1 does burpee, then dives under P2 whose holding high plank, then when P1 stands up P2 goes into low plank and P1 jump over. Simple but stupid. The plan was for 3 sets of 8 but after much chatter we went 8 ,6, then 4. I thought this spot was decent but apparently Slow Jams found the one massive fire ant hill and got about 100 bites.
Yog over to base of Harris St. Next movement was run up Harris St stopping at every other power pole for 10 merkins, 10 squats, and 10 froggers (deconstructed burpees). The plan was to do some more group work at church on top of hill but we were a little tight on time so started back to park. 5 bomb-backs, 5 seal-jacks, and 5 plank jacks at every other power pole. Few mins left for 2 all you got sprints up small hills in park. It was a super humid day so I wasn’t the only PAX looking like a sweaty mess at the end. Apparently the JYDs got a zero star review afterwards and I got a nice text from Spiderman calling me an asshole for spiking his heart rate by running up Harris St. So it was a great morning. Thanks for everyone that posted and thanks to JWOW for giving me the nod.

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Ruck & Sandbag Fun

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All veterans so simple disclaimer, light warmup then we performed the following with rucks and sandbags:
10 Merkins, alternating one hand on sandbag
Bear crawl dragging sandbag to other side of field
10 Merkins w/sandbag pull thrus (aka Ashley Cummins)
Sandbag front toss to other side of field
10 Sandbag over the shoulders
OH carry sandbag to other side of field
10 Lunges w/sandbag rotates (start one side of lunged leg and rotate to other side)
Farmer carry ruck and sandbag over and back
Rack the sandbag on top of ruck (normal carry) and take long lap
15 Sandbag curls
Lunge across field with ruck and sandbag on back
15 Sandbag overhead presses
Front rack the sandbag across the field
10 Sandbag cling and presses
Sandbag front toss across field
15 Bent over sandbag rows
Suitcase carry ruck and carry sandbag like baby over and back
Rack the sandbag and take another long lap
5 quick man-makers then back to COT for a few mins of mary.
One or two of those movements should not be repeated but great way to start the day!

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27th Badger of 2024

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16 at for the Clovis.

150 burpee pull-up
10 mile run
Partition as desired. We did 15 burpee-pull-ups and run 1 mile. Rinse and repeat

One of the simplest and hardest workouts. Nobody finished even half of it

– ’s shoulders have to bear the weight of his arms
– left early in protest
– wants to know if anyone’s finished that workout ever
– is crushing it. Keys to success: being a site Q
– we lost only to find him right at name-o-rama (introvert energy)
– didn’t ask if I wanted to carpool
– & batflipped to some Mary a tad early
– is ’s medical consult
– believes retribution will be had at his VQ on Friday
– took the over
– hardest working Gen Zer in the Fort?
– couldn’t be caught (by me at least) on the last mile

Listen, you could rub your overheating body against the ROTC building because the condensation on the outside wall is much cooler than the air temperature. But it still won’t make burpee pull-ups easy, nor will it verify this report better than , , or

But they’d have to check slack to make it happen….

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Enter a workout title…

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WARMUP: ssh, Peter Parker’s, shoulder taps, Parker Peter, monkey humpers, 5 burpees, ran to the picnic tables for dips and derkins
THE THANG: on the dam rd. Entrance, ran up the hill and did an exercise at each street light – 10 merkins, count increased by 2 at each light, ran back to start; then 10 squats, count increased by 5 at each light; then 10 lbcs, count increased by 10 at each light, then 10 mike tysons, increments of 2, monkey humpers, increments of 5, American hammers, increments of 10
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 1776, csaups
COT: yup

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Beautiful Bushwood

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WARMUP: Yes SSH, Nightclubs, Imperial Walkers, Merks, Squats, Stretching, Mosey, and Seal Jax.
THE THANG: Starting with Crazy 8s that offered up 3 exercises per lap. Merks, Squats, Bigboys. Mosey to hill for some Bear Crawl w Merkin stops at each light pole.
Reps were 2x 4x 6x 8x 10x
Followed up by a round of 7s ( BombJax and Bigboys)
Heading back to some Mary.
MARY: yes 4 minutes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Con- verg-ence on the 4th
COT: FNG and prayer for healing and safe travels

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It hurt me more than it hurt you

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Opening Act:
windmill, dying cockroach, hillbilly walker, mt climber, overhead clap, freddie merc, low slow squat, plank jack, side straddle hop, flutter, calf raise

Headliner:
accumulator, 5, 5-10, 5-10-15, up to 35, plus a run around the playground in between
5 burpees
10 hand release merkins
15 imperial walker
20 carolina drydock
25 jump squats
30 travolta
35 LBCs

had a back to the board too, but time ran out
thanks for the Q nod CB

I saw a possum

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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Is your Deck in Order?

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WARMUP:
Warmup:
All in cadence
– Moroccan nightclubs
– Cherry pickers
– Windmill
– Imperial walker
– Side straddle hop
Pick up bag and mosey to outside theatre
– Partner exercise: bags do not touch the ground for the duration
– Partner 1 takes bag up to second level and completes 20 upright rows while partner 2 side lunges until the partner gets back. Once partner 1 returns, switch
– Once completed, partner 1 takes bag up to level 4 and completes 30 curls while partner 2 does calf raises, once partner 1 returns, switch
– Mosey to back parking lot with bag on shoulders
THE THANG:
Card game:
Run to other side, pick up a card. Nur back to start and complete the below exercises.

Numbers 1-10, do the number of reps per card:
Hearts – Squats with bag on shoulders
Clubs – Bent over rows
Diamonds – Overhead press
Spades – Over the shoulder bag toss
 
A – 5 Man-Makers
K – 10 Lunge squats w/bag on shoulders, single count
Q – 15 Bomb jacks
J – 20 Flutter w/press
 
Joker – 5 Kraken Man-Makers. Do these yourself or hand to anyone of your choice

At end, count up cards and call them out. Complete overhead presses in the amount of cards you gathered
MARY: No need
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4th of July convergence
COT: Boomer and his family, those still sick and suffering from addictions

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Cha-Cha Slide, 1-2-3

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WARMUP: Disclaimer Given & We Warmed Up with the Following: SSH, Cherry Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers, Moroccan Nightclubs,
THE THANG:
Mosey down towards the bleachers where work was done with some juicy tunes:
Multiple Sets with Alternating Reps of 5, 10, 15, 20 Exercises:

SSH, Lunges, Slow Low Squats, LBC’s, Air Bomb Jacks, Calf, Raises, Merkins, Donkey Side Kicks, Glute Bridges, Planks, Honey Mooners, Walk the dog, Broga-ish, Moroccan NC, Dry Docks, Shoulder Taps, Flutter Kicks, All reps were done.
MARY: In alternating fashion pax called out the follow movements: Box Cutters, Hello Dolly’s, Merkins, Glute Bridges, SSH, Moroccan Night Clubs, Cherry Pickers, too many to be named
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4th July Convergence, Sweaty Barry, Bethel Church, Summer CSAUPS
COT: Always Stays in COT

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