Spicy Turtlehead

This morning we were blessed with a beautiful breeze from the south. And we got right to it at 0500.

Ruck/COP:
w/Alternating Shuffle around school
SSHs, LSSs, Ruck Merkins

Weinke: A Blue Light Special, if you will…
Buy In: 200m Suitcase Carry

30 min AMRAP:
20 Ruck Swings
15 Ruck High Pulls
10 Ruck Thrusters

Cash Out: 200m Suitcase Carry

We had a few minutes to spare to I had to reach into my Mexican Junk Pile to see what we could do to close out the WOD…

Finisher:
Partner Up
CMIYC around parking loop x 2
P1 Farmer Carries both Rucks
P2 5 Merkins, Chase & Catch Up

Sprocket – you are a leader that we all look up to in The Fort. Thanks for the tap and including me in the “Spicy Tour”.

Punch List out.

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Lights

WARMUP: I forgot to write backblast so this is not the whole truth….
THE THANG: run to bank and do SSH until 6, run to bottom of hill and do IW till 6, run to basketball nets and do something (forget) till 6. This I know is true: Mossy to first light pole. 15 LBCs then run up the hill to the 9th light pole and do 15 LBCs and come back. Then run to 8th pole and 15 LBCs and come back. Continue this by reducing a light pole. The cheetahs got to about 4 light poles the turtles I think 6. All in all about 4 miles total. It SUCKED
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Olaf, flounder and Sasquatch rucked, Beaker was late and tried to find us

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1 Q 2 Q 3Qs 4Qs at The Yard

WARMUP: Bitcoin took us thru the disclaimer and a solid Warmup, complete with Imperial Walkers Hilly Billy Walkers, Wind Mills Cherry Pickers, which all began w a mosey.

The Thang:

Old bay grabbed the Q stick and walked us thru his maze of cones.  Some Pax paid attention and some Pax (well) not so much…
Old Bay
Zig-Zag Cone Course
– Line up for run through cone course by all (backwards run to start)
– Partner up (size not matter)
– Partner 1 does stationary exercise while partner 2 does moving exercises through the cone course
– Flapjack and then plank up until six is in
– Proceed to next round

1. LBCs –> lunges
2. American Hammer–>bunny hops
3. Peter Parkers –> karaoke
4. Flutters –> toy soliders
5. Hello Dollys –> backwards lunges
6. Low Plank –> butt kickers (2x)
Fogerty grabbed the Q and lead the Pax onto the Turf football field for a full 100yd ladder at every 10 yd markers.  Each pax added a rep up until mid field and then removed one rep until they reached the other goal line. Pax stated with 1 bombjax and 1 merkin at the 10yd line….2 of each at the 20, 3 of each at the 30yd line…Pax made their way back to the original goal line with same cadence but this time it was squats with overhead clap. Pax headed back to COT when Buddy ( Cousin Eddie son) took the Q stick and led the entire group back to COT w some butt kickers, Grapevine switching sides, Hops and finally a mosey to Circle up for 3 mins of Mary. Buddy did not relinquish the Q stick and led the pax in a round of Big Boys until time was called. Mumblechatter erupted around the 15th rep….but we were all better for it !! Nice job Buddy!!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: stuff the bus, HIM camp next weekend and a round of prayers / praises from every pax.
Bass took us out in prayer.

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Training for the Prison Break

We had four strong for a solid day on the prison yard and a chance to run.

Mosey around the park with stops for warmups:  IW x 20, CDD x10, SSH x 34, Moroccan Nightclubs x20, Arm Circle x15, Reverse Arm Circle x15.

Mosey to play ground for a circuit x4:

5 burpees, 10 pull ups, 15 Merkins, 20 Lunges, 25 dips and 30 squats then a lap around the park.

Ab lab with 20 LBCs, 20 Hello Dollies and 20 flutters.

Once all completed we moseyed to the hill.  Nur up the then hill 5 times with one less burpee per time up the hill (5-4-3-2-1).

Mosey back to parking lot.

Finish with Freddy Mercury x20.

Great crew as always:  Uber continues to show tours of his van.  If you haven’t seen it get out to Alcatraz and check out his masterpiece.

Speaking of Masterpiece it was great to have him out.  I discovered you just have to have him over for some bourbon the night before and he will post.

Senator Tressel continues to accelerate in his bid for the Senior Olympics.  I believe his going for the all around metal.  He continues to drive us into the ground.

I was there and did all of it.

Decibel

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Stuff the Bus Convergence

WARMUP:
Ran over to parking lot behind football fields
SSH – all exercises were to 20 INC
1 burpee
Windmill
2 burpees
Cherry Pickers
3 burpees
Squats
4 burpees
Moroccan Night Club
5 Burpees
Imperial walkers
6 burpees
Merkins
7 burpees
LBC
8 burpees
CDD
9 burpees
Flutter
10 burpees

Throughout the workout we had pax share about different opportunities we have within The Fort to serve our community. We had the following speak (Fogerty – Trash Pickup, Cousin Eddy – Bethel Men’s shelter, Jiffy – FM Care Center, Stuff the Bus)

Partner Up
Round 1 –
Squats
Flying Squirrels
Inch worm merkins

Round 2
Big boy sit-ups
Jump Squats
Wide arm merkins

We have an amazing opportunity in The Fort to impact our community. We have pax impacting our community through service. Challenge was raised, if you aren’t actively impacting the community, why not?

It was an honor to be able to lead the workout this morning. This was diffident from most workouts because of the number of times we stopped to talk. However I felt it important to share with the guys what is happening around them. We also were able to congratulate Double D in his hand off of Nantan to Esso. Double D, thank you for you service to the pax. You have always been someone who ask the tough questions that challenge us and I thank you for that and what you did for our Region during your reign as Nantan. Esso, I look forward where you are going to take us and your energy to lead. We have a bright future ahead.

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Tire Flips and Blips

WARMUP: yep, did it on the run and in between some Indian runs
THE THANG:
had some tires to flip and kettle bells to deadlift, press, and swing.

second round was no tires, but still stations
-3 on pull-ups
-1 on merkins
-3 with a kettlebell to squat
The man doing the merkins called up and down for 5 reps at each station

Moseyed back with some mobility exercises throw in (shin box!)

MARY: a tad
ANNOUNCEMENTS: DD hands off Nantan Flag to Esso tomorrow

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Journey: ’23 -’24 Starting Sept. 12th

Click to Register:  <LINK>

Are you ready? For what?  To meet your maker…

I would argue that none of us feels ready or prepared to stand under the scrutiny of the Light at the end of our lives.  We are all on a Journey from being lost to being found, from our sinful nature to a more Holy purpose, from being worldly-centered to Christ-centered.

It doesn’t matter if you are new to your spiritual journey or you grew up in the church and have half the bible memorized we can all get 1% better and take another step toward our spiritual maturity.  The Journey is about challenging ourselves individually and as a community to lean into our relationship with Christ and to be a light in this world.

The Journey is a 9-month Discipleship process to help individuals find an intimate, abiding relationship with Christ that will enable them to become Influencers in their world.

“I am the vine; you are the branches. If a man remains in Me and I in him, he will bear much fruit; apart from Me you can do nothing.”

Jesus- John 15:5

Learn more:  www.influencers.org

The Process

Small Group Discussion Meetings
A Journey group meets every week or every other week for about 9 or 10 months, either in person or on-line.  You will get to have candid conversations with this group, share spiritual discoveries and encourage one another.

Personal Bible Study including Journaling
We will teach you how to connect with God through His Word.  One key tool we use is Journaling.  Our goal is for you to have a hunger for God’s Word and become a self-feeder.

Personal Guides to help show the way
Every Journey Group has Guides who are on The Journey with you.  They are not teachers or counselors, but rather, facilitators to help point you in the right direction and to monitor your progress.

Retreats
We incorporate 3 different retreats where you will spend extended time away with your group and with the Lord.  These are usually on a Saturday.  All of these are designed to help you carve out more time for intimacy with The Father.

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Whetstone not Wet Stone

WARMUP:
Cohiba led warmup where we ran to front of Elementary School and commenced with COP

THE THANG:
Hand off to Kaiser where we ran bball courts behind middle school and performed a modified Dora
-dips, irkins, big boys

Hand off to CakeBoss
Mosey to side of elementary school

Partner one big boys
Partner two bear crawl

Partner one leg raises
Partner two bear crawl

Partner one LBCs
Partner two bear crawl

Partner one hellos dollys
Partner two suicide sprint

Partner one something
Partner two suicide sprint

Mosey to driveway for gasers between light poles
Last one all the way to COT

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
8/4: Convergence
8/5: Stuff the bus

COT:
Prayers and Praises recognized

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