5:15am – Welcome, no FNG’s, disclaimer was made. It was warm & VERY humid. I think I was sweating before finishing the disclaimer.

WARMUP:
– 20x SSH
– 10x Windmills
– 10x Moroccan Night Clubs
– 10x Imp Walkers
– 1x Single Token Burpee
– Mosey down to better pavement

THE THANG:
1. Four Corners: 4 Circuits with Reps of 20/15/10/5
– Merkins > Jump Squats
– Dips > Calf Raises
– Mtn Climbers > Sumo Squats
– Carolina Dry-Docks > Lunges

2. Ft. Mill Death Crawl
– Indian Run Style w/Bear Crawling as mode of transport
– Rear PAX = 3 Burpees, then run to front
– Continued from lower lot (Ft Mill Church of God) to stop sign (Academy & Withers Intersection)
– Measured at around 120yds
3. Jail Break Run
– Back to Flag for ~8 minutes of Mary

MARY: Various – Rotating PAX Choice
– Flutters
– Boat>Canoe>Swim
– American Hammers
– Box Cutters
– Gas Pumpers
– Something similar to V-Ups (can’t remember)
– LBC’s

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COT: Prayers for summer travels, marriages, and for everything that remained unsaid

Mumble Chatter was strong throughout the workout. Lots of talk about things that sting (specifically ocean wildlife/at the beach), how some Dads may alter their beach/pool attire based on that of their daughters (I’ll leave it at that), and Hamhock Fish… lots & lots about Hamhock Fish! Should’ve shown to know… but to share some insight:

1. If your Daughter insists on questionably appropriate body coverage, one indirect method to encourage said Daughter to reconsider could be to “out-do” her original choice.
a. i.e.: if the shorts are too short – Dad grabs a pair of old jeans, makes some quick alterations with a pair of scissors and VOILA! Dad is now showing off more bottom-cheek than Daughter… and most likely hairy bottom cheek.

2. Hamhock Fish – this was a new one to most of us, with credit to Change Order for enlightening us. There seems to be a trend in Women’s swimwear making a comeback – the Thong. While there are places where this is better presented than others (British Virgin Islands = GOOD, local community pool = varies wildly depending on those in attendance), there’s a valid argument that the view of a thong-clad derriere resembles that of two inverted ham hocks arranges side-by-side.
a. Conclusion: Hamhock Fishing could be a great activity or, perhaps, not so much. I suppose I’ll conclude by saying, “to those who fish, may your lines always be tight!”
b. OK, maybe a few more:
i. “The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions of hope.”
ii. “Be patient and calm, for no one can catch a fish in anger.”
iii. “He who wants to catch fish must not mind getting wet.”

Thanks, Dojo, for the opportunity to lead this fine AO this morning!

#NaA