NaF’s Kotter Status

WARMUP: Naked and Afraid led in cadence. He’s still got it.

THE THANG: NaF tried to hand off, but I didn’t let him. So, he called 50 burpees and got himself gassed enough so that I would take over.
We did some partner dora-esque work including:
50 burpees
100 CDD
150 LBC
Bulgarian Split Squats
Bear Crawled with additive merkins
J-Los
Flutters

PAX discussed what brings us out to the gloom.
Among the answers:
The desire to be better for our families
The fellowship
Knowing we wouldn’t do this in isolation
The leadership training
Connection to Q-source
The mentorship
Starting the day up 1-0
The accountability
Associating with a group of men striving to be better
Imagine what kind of sad clowns we’d (I’d) be otherwise

An honor to lead today. Great to have NaF answer my text last night and step up to post and Q the warmup!

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Freak In The Sheets!

WARMUP:  After much complaining about being in the dark we warmed up and started a yog around the back of the school.

THE THANG: We had fun with a skinny starfish SORRY! 😂

Each exercise is followed by returning to the center for 20 squats (crowd pleaser)

Station 1

Round 1 – Hand Release Merkins x10
Round 2 – Add Clap Merkins x10
Round 3 – Add Toe Touch Merkins x10
Round 4 – Add Mike Tysons x10
Station 2 (All Men)

Station 2

Round 1 – Shoulder Tap x15 (Double Count)
Round 2 – Add Mountain Climbers x15 (Double Count)
Round 3 – Add Peter Parkers x15 (Double Count)
Round 4 – Add Donkey Kicks x15 (Double Count)

MARY: We stretched a bit and realized that Italian Job is way more flexible than expected.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: One month till my birthday. Accepting gifts now.
COT: Please pray for mental health and reach out if you need help. Thanks Poppins for the invite and always being a HIM.

The Thrill is gone.

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46th Birthday celebration with plenty of sandbags

WARMUP:
300 yd mossy without ruck
Moroccan night clubs, windmill, low slow squats, SSH
THE THANG:
Pick a sandbag and perform the following:
The idea was to get 46 reps of each exercise so I broke it down into 3 cycles, 15+15+16 with a 300yd lap with ruck and sandbag after each cycle has been completed. Use you sandbag for all exercises, ruck on at all times except for last exercise:
Sandbag toss
High pulls
Curls
Squat
Over the shoulder toss
Bend over rows
Chest press (no ruck)

As planned it took about 50 minutes to complete all 3 cycles
MARY: 10 minutes of broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: the Manion is coming, Chupacabra is coming out of hibernation, AMRAP for autism is coming in April
COT: stays at COT

It was great to start my birthday with such a fine group of PAX; Jäeger beer to take home for each attendee.

Tinsel OUT

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Rucking with Man-Makers

WARMUP:
– mosey to parking lot behind Panera, some warm-up
– cross 160
THE THANG:
– follow the loop around the lake, various PT in the parking lots in form of 2 sets, 1x without ruck and 1x with ruck
– once back at 160, cross over into Kingsley and loop around Kingsley with various PT along the way
MARY:
– stop at intersection and do some step-up
– finished with a few man-makers at the end
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read newsletter
COT:
– was held

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You are not a piece of Sh$T

Five Pax showed up on a chilly morning at Ring of Fire. After the disclaimer, we moseyed to the lower parking lot for some warm-up exercises (SSHs, Imperial Walkers, Windmills, and Plank Stretches). A car pulled up while were exercising, we thought it was a teacher wanting to get a head start on the day. Turns out it was Saw Dust.
Next, we moseyed to the front of the school for a round of 7s, no cheat merkins on one end of the parking lot, squats on the other side. After completion we jogged around the parking lot returning to the same spot.
Lunge walks, burpee broad jumps, and inch worm merkins completed the length of the parking lot.
Mosey to the pull up bars. Similar to 7s, we did 6s. 5 pull-ups, 1 burpee completed each set until out counts were 1 pull-up, 5 burpees. Next, we ran up to the bus drop-off circle for 3 rounds of dips (I might have accidently said “dicks”) and derkins. Once complete, we headed back to COT for a round of LBCs and Flutters.
Throughout the workout, I provided a peek into my story. I don’t tend to share it very often. I was born in Boston; my mom and dad had lived in the city their whole life. My dad worked as a construction manager on several high-rise buildings. His goal was to move out of the city and start a business. We moved to Martha’s Vineyard where he established a construction and building supply building. I started working with my dad at a very young age. I was the 2nd oldest of seven children in the family. It was a great experience learning both the construction and business side. My dad pushed me to go to college, learn more about business. After graduation, I started working for a large company. I was given a number of opportunities to travel and move with the company due to my work ethic my dad had instilled upon me. The hard part was I moved frequently; I did not make many connections outside of work. One night, I had been out at a local bar, drove home, and ended up getting arrested for DWI. I felt my world was crashing down on me. I was facing a lot of unknowns (loss of license, court, job uncertainty) and I was mad at myself for letting things get out of control. For the next few weeks, I wrestle with all the things that had gone wrong. One evening, my sister called me and asked me if I would be her son’s godfather. I told her yes and how happy I was for her family. After I hung up the phone, I began to cry. I could not understand why she wanted a piece of shit like me to be her son’s godfather. I decided two things that day. First, I will never go back to the place where I felt so bad about myself. Second, I made the necessary changes in my life to become a better man. I didn’t have the men of F3 around me to help me through this tough time in my life. What we have here in The Fort is a blessing.

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Chesty deck o cards

WARMUP:  Quick loop to warm up.  It was 29 and wanted to get the guys warm before we started

Did a little stretching and yoga

THE THANG:
Beaker asked for a 5 min buy-in and with it being cold, I wanted to make sure the guys were warm before we kicked off the deck o’cards. So we lined up at the bottom of the grass hill and ran suicide light poles with burpees at the bottom where you increase by one each time. I believe there were 5 light poles total.

Next we moved to the pavilion and started the deck
❤️- curls
♦️- merkins
☘️- overhead press
♠️- laying down lat raises (fan favorite)

MARY:
Finished with 45 seconds of LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read newsletter
COT:
Each shared a praise or prayer and challenged each man to remember those throughout the day.

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All About the Benjamin’s Beatdown

WARMUP: 20 SSH, 20 Nightclubs, 20 Randy’s, 20 Through The Tunnel.
THE THANG:
-Mosey from Vet Park to WEP .50.
Bear Crawls with indigenous runs through 14 bear crawlers.
On the Stage – 20 burpees, 20 big boys, 20 leg flutters right foot count, 20 squats, 20 merkins.
Run
.20 miles and rinse and repeat.

10 sets of all the above

5 sets of all the above

2 lines – squat while head of class lunges through 7 PAX in each line.

Run back to COT

MARY: flutters, LBC, planks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dark Helmet reviewed mission of F3. TO PLANT, GROW AND SERVE SMALL WORKOUT GROUPS FOR THE INVIGORATION OF MALE COMMUNITY LEADERSHIP.
COT: prayers for patience.

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The field is larger than it appears

WARMUP:None we went straight to work
THE THANG:
ROUND 1
Hit all the light poles with varying modes of transportation
Pole 1- 5 merkins and bear crawls
Pole 2- 10 squats and lunge walk
Pole 3- 15 Big Boys and crawl bear
Pole 4- 20 burpee’s and duck walk
Pole 5- 25 HR Merkins and bear crawl
Pole 6- 30 LBC and lunge walk
Pole 7- 35 Monkey humpers and crawl bear
Pole 8- 40 Flutters and discussion on Jester and related it to Jesus’ 40 days of fasting and temptations in the wilderness

ROUND 2
Mosey to school entrance and did laps with pain stations at student drop off area
10-LBC
10-merkins
10-dips
10-Derkins
MARY: corporate
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Had to be there

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The Triangle of Doom

WARMUP: 3 PAX for BC, 1 Rucker!
mosey around back of Harris Teeter doing some dynamic stretching along the way. circle up for windmills, imperial walkers, and hill Billy walkers in cadence.

THE THANG:
1. mosey back to the parking lot in front of 9 round and Lazy Day Liquors (top of triangle) 25 burpees
2. alternating modes of transportation between bear crawls and lunge walks towards Harris Teeter
3. In front of Rita’s, PAX performed 25 squats
4. Alternating modes of transportation between bear crawls and lunge walks to opposite end of parking lot
5. PAX completed 25 reps of Mary in cadence
6. Alternating modes of transportation between bear crawls and lunge walks back to top of the triangle
7. Rinse and repeat dropping rep count by 5 each time around

PAX completed 3 rounds and some cool down laps

MARY: completed in the triangle of doom
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Jaegar, read newsletter
COT: what said in COT stays in COT – show to know

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Inaugural Jaeger

Beautiful March weather (seriously it was a perfect day) for the 0800 launch of the Eröffnung Jäger. PAX were assured by Grinder that the routes were well marked and there were no Zima-miles. This proved to be 99.9% true (you could still get lost if you wanted to…)

The premise was solid. 4 man team (2 Ruckers, 2 Runners). Runners had longer routes and teams met at checkpoints for team exercises before they could head to the next station. The pain stations were tough. Lutefisk about killed the PAX at the first one. (Oh, that was just me?) Triple Lindy had us loading munitions. Cake Boss brought candy, but it was not a sweet treat. (Could have also been that the leg leading to Alison Park was soul crushing….) Tinsel forgot it was a CSAUP and thought he was prepping for a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs wresting match.



The finishing team results:
1.) Vuvu/Beaker (for the record you were suggested to have a 4 man team…)
2.) Cobra Kai’s crew (that included the mythical Gekko)
3.) Camp 3D’s Sugar Shady Band Bug
4.) Cornerstone’s posse
5.) Poppins’ Chimney Sweeps (seriously impressive that Badlands ran back from the final pain station to connect with his teams’ Ruckers)
6.) The Entourage around Shield
7.) Slow Jams and the Lake Ridge Wanders
8.) Lake Wylie’s Wild Thing drinking Whiskey and enjoying a Big Mac (great to see these guys from across the bridge here for the CSAUP)

Afterwards at the Print Shop, we celebrated the Dam 2 Dam fundraising effort where The Fort is sending $7,500 to Defend the Fatherless, $7,500 to Autism Strong, $7,500 to the Fort Mill Care Center, and $10,000 to the F3 the Fort endowed scholarship.

It is an honor to be part of The Fort alongside some amazing high impact men. On behalf of Grinder and the entire planning crew, this backblast is respectfully submitted by the smallest cog in the Jaeger machine—Band Camp.

For reference:
The Preblast: https://f3thefort.com/2023/01/31/preblast-jaeger/
YHC’s Strava tracker: https://www.strava.com/activities/8697393033

The Jaeger will hunt again next year. Send any feedback to: jaeger.csaup@gmail.com

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