The Smokin Corners

Warm-Up:
SSH – 20 IC
Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
Hillbilly Walkers – 15 IC
Moroccan Night Clubs – 10 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Strawberry Pickers- 10 IC
Cheese Shredder
Mosey around the parking lot

The Thang:
1. 4 Corners:
Corner 1: 10 Merkins
Corner 2: 15 Squats
Corner 3: 20 Plank Jacks
Corner 4: 25 American Hammers
➡️ Lap 1: Mosey between corners, Lap 2: Lunges between corners, Lap 3: Bear Crawl between corners, Lap 4: Crab Walk between corners

2. Partner Work:
P1: Plank
P2: 10 Burpees,
Repeat with:
20 Squats / partner holds Al Gore
10 Big Boys / partner holds 6 inches
20 Mountain Climbers / partner holds plank

3. Dora:
Partners:
100 Carolina Dry Docks
200 Shoulder Taps
300 LBCs
➡️ One partner works, the other jogs 25 yds and back.

Mary:
American Hammers – 15 IC
Box Cutters – 15 IC
Freddie Mercuries – 20 IC

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Badland’s 1 yr MANniversary

Turned 41 today… 1 year anniversary of becoming a man they say.

WARMUP:
train going through town at 0510 caused a few late arrivals. Did pledge and then 41 ssh IC while the stragglers got parked and over to the flags.

THE THANG:

run .25 miles over to WEP playground, Al Gore for the 6.

Run the 0.6-mile loop around WEP, then:
41 squats
Run the 0.6-mile loop around WEP, then:
41 pushups
Run the 0.6-mile loop around WEP, then:
41 bench step-ups
Run the 0.6-mile loop around WEP, then:
41 walking lunges
Run the 0.6-mile loop around WEP, then:
41 mountain climbers
Run the 0.6-mile loop around WEP, then:
41 reverse merkins with swings

run .25 miles back to CoT for a total on the morning of you guessed it… 4.1 miles

MARY: planned for 41 LBC IC but only got to around 25 before 0600 hit

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: yup

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3 exercises on repeat…for 4 miles

WARMUP: Non existent
THE THANG: Super simple…running with push-ups, V-ups and American Hammers.
At every stop, the PAX would perform:
5 V-Ups, 10 Merkins, 15 American Hammers
Here's the route we took:
Up Massey and R/T Harris St.
Stop at Church of the Nazarene for the prescribed exercises (PE).
Continue down Harris St to the entrance of Harris St park for PE.
Head up Jackson St and stop at the intersection with Sidney Johnson St for PE.
Continue up Jackson St to the intersection with N. White St. for PE.
L/T onto Clebourne St into FMRX for PE.
Continue on Clebourne to the intersection with Springs in the public parking lot for PE.
Continue down Springs to the end for PE.
R/T Summersby St to Unity for PE.
Run up Unity to the intersection with Hill St for PE.
Run up to the Post Office parking lot for PE.
R/T Tom Hall back to the public parking lot for PE as time permits.
Back to COT.

MARY: See above.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots.
COT: Like they do.

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Colosseum…The Return

WARMUP: You should've done that & stretched prior to launch.
THE THANG: Run to the bottom of the hill at the entrance of the school compound for 5 of each of the following Merkin series:
Wide-Arm, Diamond, Regular, Wide-Arm, Diamond, Regular
NUR back up the hill to the small parking lot
20 Oblique Crunches each side
Run to the front of GHES
10 Mike Tysons
Bear Crawl to the opposite curb, Crawl Bear back
20 V-Ups
Bear Crawl to the opposite curb, Crawl Bear back
Run to the back wall behind GHES (so glorious)
Run to the wall, go over, touch the school, 2 Burpees
Run to the wall, go over, back to the start, 2 Burpees
That's 1 Round. Complete 5 Total Rounds
Slow Flutter Kicks
American Hammers while touching both hands on each side.
Run about 100 yards to a random light pole
20 Carolina Dry Docks & 20 Flutter's I/C
Run to the basketball court for a 3-tier suicide set with 5 lunges each leg after the full set.
Complete 2 full sets.
Run to the benches at GHMS
10 step-ups each leg followed by 20 Derkins
10 Bulgarian split squats each leg followed by 20 slow dips

Back to COT for a little more Mary
MARY: See above
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 8/28 Excavation, Bethel, Trash Pick Up, Cut Da Grass
COT: 100%

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Physical Readiness Teast

WARMUP: dynamic
10 Wind mill
5 bend & Reach
THE THANG:
1 mile
1 stop (20 low slow squats, 10 hand release merkins, 30 American hammers)

Competition test
1 minute ARAP Merkins
1 Minute ARAP curlups
1.5 mile run
MARY:
ARAP
10 Merkins
20 Squats
30 Crunches

Flutters
Merkins
Big boys
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: prayers for new beginnings for people.
Eagle Claw going to The Citadel

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Link street on my heart

Written by DOAH in slack: [commentary by Band Camp]

Heart Breakers: @U01NGHPR2HW and almost @U05TY21AC2X, but he uncommitted sometime last night…

The Thang: Route attached [was attached in slack, you could look up today's date on a PAX's Strava. Suffice it to say: we hit 3 miles. FMPD slow rolled our start this morning which kept YHC from running directly where I planned to go, but we made it over there another way. No complaints]. We stopped a lot and did a lot [5 each stop] of 6-Count burpees (a BC staple), [10] merkins, [15] squats, [20] flutters, with a few LBCs thrown in for bad measure. [We did an undetermined amount of these based on keeping the group together enough so nobody got lost. Kept things in cadence because that seems to help keep men accountable to actually doing the exercises. Something about pushing through pain and discomfort together. Started with just burpees. Next stop: burpees & merkins, etc.]

Moleskine: Sweat. Plenty of sweat. And some ramblings that implied some very limited understanding of the functional success of certain systems. Regardless, we went fast and didn't lose anyone along the way… except Slash… but he was lost by choice. Uptown Girl is still greatly disturbed by my presence and refused even so much as a fist bump this morning, but like a lot of folks who hate me when they first meet me (that list is long, right Crystal Lake?), I'll wear him down eventually.

COT: The Fort’tan gave a good thought about acting on those things that we feel called to do and not delaying. Prayers for EC as he heads off to get his head shaved and his spine straightened, and prayers for NASA as he sends his little bird out of the nest.

[Here's the deal. God doesn't put things on your heart for someone else to do it. Go get after it.]

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Tour d’ Favorites

WARMUP: Run a bit in the Sweep parking lot then a few warm up exercises: 10 Lunges each leg, 10 Mountain Climbers I/C, 10 Carolina Dry Docks, 10 Mak Tar Jah
THE THANG: The "theme" this morning, albeit unspoken, was to run to a spot and do the work. In some cases, we'd repeat it and in others, it was a one-and-done. I know, novel idea.
Exit the lot, run to Dave Gibson and turn left onto Dave Gibson's, stopping at the bottom of the hill.
10 Diamond Merkins
10 Mountain Climbers I/C
10 Carolina Dry Docks
10 Mak Tar Jah's
Run up the hill to the small parking lot and back down.
Repeat the exercises.
Run back up and down.
When all finish the final run, run up opposite hill to the realty office. Perform:
10 Hand-Release Merkins
10 V-Ups
10 Shoulder taps (ea side)
10 Jump Lunges
Run back down then up to Ben Casey Dr.
10 Hand-Release Merkins
10 V-Ups
10 Shoulder taps (ea side)
10 Jump Lunges
Run to Discount Tire
20 Dips & 20 Peter Parkers (10 ea side)
Run to the light at the 1st Brayden entrance: Emory Lane
10 Burpees
Run through the neighborhood and down to the bottom of Brayden Parkway
15 Squats & 15 Hand-Release Merkins
Run to the top of Brayden Parkway for 5 Burpees
Wrap it up at COT for some additional Mary.

I leave it to 38 Special to verify the accuracy of my reporting.

MARY: See above
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The team spends a lot of time developing the newsletter with great content, leverage it.
Bethel needs on 8/6
Excavation on 8/28
Stuff the bus on 8/8
There were more
COT: 100%

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We’re not worthy!

WARMUP:
Moroccan night clubs, low slow squats
THE THANG:
The full zipper. Ascending burpee count starting at 1 each time you cross over Spring St. (1 then 2 then 3…). On the right side of the zipper 20 Fat Bastard sumo squats and 10 We’re Not Worthy’s. On the left side of the zipper 20 Mojo mountain climbers (just regular mountain climbers) and 10 merkins
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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What is a Picket?

WARMUP: you’re supposed to come warmed up to Sweep the Leg

THE THANG: run towards Gardenia stopping occasionally for:
5 burpees
10 merkins
15 squats
20 lbcs
Or some variation of that. We added them up on the way out and then mostly did just the 5, just the 10, etc. on the way back

Ran Gardenia twice
Ran Savona Terrace once on the way back.

We were slightly late getting back. 38 and Change Order were not because they are smart and knew when I was on Q to skip some stuff on the way back

Spectre did stop me to check and make sure I knew where I was when we hit Savona on the way back. Next time we’ll run faster I guess

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter

COT: was held

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The blockiest of Parties

WARMUP: stretches before and some at top of Massey
THE THANG: 11’s on Massey burpees and jump squats. Run to smooth Baptist church parking lot. 4 corners. Reps of 25 merkens, big boys, dips , and squats. Run mode of transport. 3 rounds reduce count by 5. Run back to COT. DORA 200 flutters Nur up hill run down.
MARY: no
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: what happens stays

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