Construction-free Jogs

WARMUP: Disclaimed – then off
THE THANG: Richard’s crossing to front street to Berkshire circling as many times as selected then returning the way pax went out.
MARY: Nope – open to all men. She was not there.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Took place. Read your newsletter.
COT: 5th core principle.

Assassin – thanks for the call. :eye:

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2025 PGA Championship – Quail Hollow

WARMUP: Pledge of Allegiance
THE THANG:
Inspired by the 2025 PGA Championship at Quail Hollow this will be a loop with 18 stops. The distance between the stops are based on the length of the holes (slightly modified down to get us 3 miles instead of the actual length of 4.3). The stops were marked with cones.
•Red = Par 4 = 4 Burpees
•Yellow = Par 3 = 20 Big Boys
•Green = Par 5 = 20 American Hammers
•Green Mile = Written on cardboard signs

We stuck together for the first 8 holes (1.25 miles) and then I turned the fast guys loose to run the remainder of the course (1.75 miles).

I didn’t hear it all, but I did hear some great mumble chatter:
– “Where’s the cart girl?” – Cyclopes
– “What’s the distance from the senior tees?” – Barry Manilow
– “There’s no such thing as a par 6, right?” – Dark Helmet

Thank you Nasa for the call.

COT:
Thank you Slapshot for your dedication and efforts as the 1st F Q!

Congratulations Bonsai and Time Machine on taking on the 1st F Q roles and to Cyclopes on assuming the LDP role. Really looking forward to seeing what you bring!

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THE THANG: We hit the turf field at PK Middle for some pick a ticket from the bucket running. Got in 2.5 miles all said and done. Great work and mumblechatter. All enjoyed.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Fogerty is your host for Adopt A Highway F3 trash pickup this Saturday at Harris Street Park. 07:45. Great fellowship opportunity and community service.

Dojo is interested in having you sign up for the Canoli Run, one week from this Saturday.

COT:
We had one Pax share a pretty critical situation that needs prayer and love.

Many pax have graduation, college and high school.

Always a pleasure to be in the gloom

-30-

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Wow that was a lot of hills

WARMUP: None
THE THANG: Head out to Munn to Harris make a right and a Right on Spring Blossom cross Sutton onto Sutton View past the Anchorman estate into Masons Bend and back. Some how it was uphill both ways?!?
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cannoli Run 5/17
COT:

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Slow is the name of the AKA game

WARMUP: stuff
THE THANG:
Slow controlled reps up and down
Single arm curls (left and right)
Triceps
Front raises
Bent over rows (left and right)
Calf raises
Side bends (left and right)
BBS

MARY: 5 min of around the circle
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Ass Kicking April – Yard

WARMUP: Mosey to warmup – SSH, windmill, imperial walker, cherry picker, hillbilly walker, Moroccan nightclub, merkins, calf raises.
THE THANG: Mosey to parking lot with track to complete 7 of diamonds – 4 laps around the track with 4 sets of an exercise. 7 merkins at each (4) station, 14 squats, 21 flutter kicks, 28 LBCs… utilizing the same parking lot, complete exercise from one end to the other – toy soldiers, lunges, bear crawl, karaoke 2… Dora after that – 100 squats, 150 M.C (D.C), and 200 LBCs. End with dips and then a job around the lap.
MARY: Ab workouts throughout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Street clean up, cannoli run, bethels.
COT: Prayers and praises, ended with prayer.

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