High School Loops

WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, Cherry Pickers, Yogging, Shuffles
THE THANG: Indian run to tennis courts, AMRAP 10 minute circuit of 20 step ups, 20 dips and 15 derkins. At the 10 minute mark hold a Dank (downward plank). Nur and mosey to front of school for 6 inches until 6 comes in. mosey to the band lot for 50 yd bear crawl then 50 yd lunge walk. Big boys OYO until 6 comes in. Mosey over to the wall for calf raise wall sits then balls-to-tha-wall. Afterwards run up the hill to the main road twice. First time 74% second AYG. mosey back to COT.
MARY: Missing
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas Party, Break the Dam, Bethel, Newsletter
COT:

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BLIMPS and stuff

WARMUP:
Ran around parking lot stopping to do a few COP warm-ups here and there.

THE THANG:
Ran across cool bridge to field house. Partnered up for some BLIMPS. Partner 1 did stationary exercises (alternating between 2 listed below), while partner 2 did moving exercises to the bleachers, then ran the rest of the way, across the bleachers and back.

1. B – Bomb jacks, Box cutters, ==> Broadjumps
2. L – LBCs, Lunges (in place) ==> Lunges
3. I -Imperial Walkers, Inclined Merkin ==> High Knee
4. M – Merkins, Monkey Humpers ==> Mosey
5. P – Plank Punches, Peter Parkers ==> Power Skip
6. S – SSH, Scorpion Dry Dock (5 each leg) ==> Shuffle Left/Right

Finished right on time. Great work, men!

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What she said

WARMUP:
THE THANG: 10+3 got Hived as I visited the DMZ and gave a KB lesson.
– <@U05RN7GSDLH> , <@U0904HV02BY> , and <@U05K5D10AG6> rucked it out. I believe that most of the world’s problems got solved, but as capitalists, you’ll have to pay to find out the answers.
– <@U03B9G9BXJM> came dressed for a chilly golf outing, complete with puffy jacket. Guys gave him a lot of crap, but they don’t have sensitive nipples, so they don’t get it.
– <@UGU3XR5RP> was in typical form. That means it was a non-stop stream of working hard at both the exercises and giving me a hard time.
– <@U087NCUTMPT> has HCed to bringing an additional 50 lb KB to the Hive from now on for those who are interested. So… no one.
– <@U19FA0Q8Z> is a grown-ass man. NOT a grown ass-man. Hyphens matter.
– <@UGYDCTRST> gave me a normal fist bump at the end, and after checking his temp (rectally, of course) to make sure he wasn’t ill, he recognized where he went off the rails and gave me the normal Slash treatment.
– <@U5DBBKTE0> was the standard and helped us with our form. That was the focus this morning, doing the right things the right way. When that’s the theme, he’s the go to.
– <@U0A25GTDDEJ> has his foot on the accelerator. But he’s not redlining yet. He wins the Helmet award for my favorite guy that had his VQ this week at Ring of Badgers (Fire).
– <@U06P97NSX17> was the sole representative from the Gaggle of Degenerates. Especially since the King of the Degenerates (<@USBP08L1G>) was occupied elsewhere.
– <@U5DKASDQU> was the WarDaddy today (see previous bullet as to why). On a side note, his new retirement gig is developing lesson plans for a new Minnesota Quality Learing Center franchise he’s opening on the WestSide.

This report is true and is able to be copied and pasted into the /slackblast by any man who wants those stats bumped up.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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The Straw

Bell+ruck+sandbag
WARMUP: move to the back of the school
Drop the sandbag, keep ruck on
15 swings
5 merkins
5 squats
15 swings
4 merkins
4 squats
Etc.

THE THANG:
Leave the bell
Bear crawl back to the bag
Carry to get the bell
5 clean and press with bell

Move further around the school
5 clean and press with bag

Carry all further around the school
Drop bag continue with bell
Leave bell
Bear crawl back to the bag
Lunge walk in called steps (L/R) back to the bell

Head toward COT

Run a lap slick

MARY: 45 burpees

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Q Source @ Dunkin’ (Disruption)
Break the Dam on 1/31

COT: :white_check_mark:

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Over sharing

WARMUP: in the police parking lot (Longshanks style)
Toysoldiers, mosey, butt, kickers, mosey,
high knees, karaoke
THE THANG:
Hit the hill (minuteman has some video evidence) for 7s Burpees and Bombjacks

Headed over to the little mounds at Millstone Park for some declined inchworm Merkens and Bulgarian split squats

Found the print shop for some dead hang and called pull-ups

Burpees on a string of pearls on the way back to COT
MARY: did some hip mobility
ANNOUNCEMENTS: https://givebutter.com/BreakTheDam run is January 31
COT: was held

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