My Pet Rock

WARMUP:
Mosey to main road beside the pond, then SSH, Seal Jacks, Windmills

THE THANG:
Mosey to rip rap pile. PAX picked a rock, then we did 15 in cadence of each:

– Derkins (feet on rock)
– LBCs (holding rock)
– American Hammers (holding rock)
– Curls with rock

Mosey up base of parking lot hill, then:

– 5 man-makers (modified) with rock – burpee then a squat to overhead press

Mosey to top of the hill, then:

– 5 man-makers (modified) with rock – burpee then a squat to overhead press

Repeat: 5 more at base and 5 more at the top, then return rocks to the pile.

Mosey to roundabout and partner up, then:

– 1 PAX bear crawls the roundabout while partner does Derkins off the wall, then switch.
– 1 PAX lunge walks the roundabout while partner does LBCs, then switch.
– 1 PAX bear crawls the roundabout changing half way to lunge walk, while partner does American Hammers, then switch.

Mosey to pier behind Napa, then:

– Walk the Plank – PAX lunge walk the pier (2-3 at a time) and then run back, while the other PAX plank it up. (Repeat until all PAX have lunge walked.)
– Plank the Walk – PAX reverse lunge walk the pier (2-3 at a time) and then run back, while the other PAX plank it up. (Repeat until all PAX have lunge walked.)

MARY:
Present throughout

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dawn Patrol on Tuesdays @ 6:15 am is now a boot camp format and the AO has moved to WEP.

COT:
(With cameo from <@U5GURQX88> on IR.) Ongoing interviews, parents health, Luka’s ongoing treatment

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Beat the deck #1

WARMUP:
Quick warmup as we had a lot to cover. Cherry pickers and side straddle hops

THE THANG:
We had 9 cards face up and needed to guess higher or lower of any pile. Each card had a workout associated with it. You get the pick correct, we did 10 reps of the workout. You get the pick incorrect, you do 10 reps of the workout and a little jog to the sign and back.
2: Moroccan Nightclubs
3: Flutters
4: calf raises
5: American hammers
6: shoulder taps
7: big boy sit ups
8: Peter Parkers
9: Burpess
10: Merkins
J: cherry pickers
Q: imperial walkers
K: LBCs
A: Squats

430 reps total
10 jogs total

MARY:
Box cutters
Flutters
Freddie mercury
Body destroyers
Lbc

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tort and hare
Bethel men shelter
Fort mill care center
Varsity moving to an hour

COT:
Prayers and praises for getting up and coming out, new baby on the way, job interviews, Vuvu and his family.

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Staying Dry

Listen: while I had an idea of what I wanted to do yesterday, I made this up as we went along. The rain cause me to modify. Needed to stay dry (well—WANTED to stay dry). I had a 2hr drive right after the workout to head up to see my dad in the hospital

We spent a lot of time undercover. And utilized a bunch of squats and lunges. Burpees are apparently frowned upon at a moderate. Duly noted :smiling_imp:

Prayers for our kiddos and our parents.

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Meander around town

WARMUP:
The pledge

THE THANG:
Launch point was parking lot across from old Hardee’s

Exercises
10 merkins
20 squats
20 LBCs

Loop
Run up main
Left at Post office
Left on Elliot
Left back to launch point.
Repeat exercises

Go one street farther each time past Elliot until you get to E Close St.

The. Reverse the route and work back.

All pax got 3 so got close to 5.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Happy days

WARMUP: ssh, windmills, imp walkers, hillbilly walkers and Peter Parkers, all in cadence
THE THANG: a round of 13s – 2 stations were set up a hundred or so feet from each other. Station 1 the pax did merkins and shoulder taps – starting count was one. The pax migrated to station 2 via lieutenant dans, and at station 2 did big boi sit ups and American hammers ( or was it Russian twists, I forget) – starting count was 12. The pax returned to station via a mosey around the parking lot.

The task proved a bit ambitious for us, as we reached 6:00 with a couple of rounds left to go, but at f3, we get paid by the hour, not by the rep, so the effort was honorable

After reminiscing about the old abc wide world of sports, we spent some time brainstorming some good f3 names inspired by IP of our youth. Don’t be surprised if an upcoming fng goes home named something like Danny Zucko, Fonzie, or Grimace.
MARY: negative ghost rider
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: prayers were lifted for vuvu and other pax in attendance

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Construction-free Jogs

WARMUP: Disclaimed – then off
THE THANG: Richard’s crossing to front street to Berkshire circling as many times as selected then returning the way pax went out.
MARY: Nope – open to all men. She was not there.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Took place. Read your newsletter.
COT: 5th core principle.

Assassin – thanks for the call. :eye:

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IPAX inspired workout

WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, Run, Wind Mill, Squats, Run, Grave Cinder Blocks.
THE THANG: 35 yard Merry, one end do 50 reps of and exercise the use the corresponding MOT, then do 5 Burpees and return to the beginning using the same MOT and continue with the next exercise.
1. 50 Merkins, MOT Murder Bunnies
2. 50squats, MOT Broad Jumps
3. 50 Big Boys, MOT Bear Crawls
4. 50 CDD, MOT Lunges
5. 50 Mike Tysons, MOT Crawl Bear
6. 50 Chess Press W/CB, MOT OH Cinder Block
7. 50 American Hammer, MOT Lieutenant Dan
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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2025 PGA Championship – Quail Hollow

WARMUP: Pledge of Allegiance
THE THANG:
Inspired by the 2025 PGA Championship at Quail Hollow this will be a loop with 18 stops. The distance between the stops are based on the length of the holes (slightly modified down to get us 3 miles instead of the actual length of 4.3). The stops were marked with cones.
•Red = Par 4 = 4 Burpees
•Yellow = Par 3 = 20 Big Boys
•Green = Par 5 = 20 American Hammers
•Green Mile = Written on cardboard signs

We stuck together for the first 8 holes (1.25 miles) and then I turned the fast guys loose to run the remainder of the course (1.75 miles).

I didn’t hear it all, but I did hear some great mumble chatter:
– “Where’s the cart girl?” – Cyclopes
– “What’s the distance from the senior tees?” – Barry Manilow
– “There’s no such thing as a par 6, right?” – Dark Helmet

Thank you Nasa for the call.

COT:
Thank you Slapshot for your dedication and efforts as the 1st F Q!

Congratulations Bonsai and Time Machine on taking on the 1st F Q roles and to Cyclopes on assuming the LDP role. Really looking forward to seeing what you bring!

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