Murph agitator

WARMUP: 40-SSH
10 windmill
THE THANG: With Partner
50- manmakers / 100- Overhead press/ 150-Chestpress/ 200- Big Boy Sit-ups / 250- Squats.
MARY: Hello Dolly, American Hammer, Flutter, Stretch
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSaups -3 this summer
COT: Pray for our country, those soldiers who didn’t make it home, their families , mental health, to be helpful to those around us. Praise for the group.

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Oh Baxter!

We had 21 at for some off campus work.

We moseyed over to Baxter this morning for a little Mary.

Partner 1: 150 Merkins. 200 Hello Weezys, 250 Squats.
Partner 2: Run the stares gauntlet on Main Street.

We formed two lines for an Indian run back to COT for Mary, announcements l, and prayers/praises.

The report is as follows:
– was introduced to a mudslide this morning. It brought back memories of the bars at Auburn. Go War Eagles!
– and are going to go home and watch the movie airplane to prepare for ’s summer job.
– There was an sighting this morning and he was feeling chesty as he kept requesting merkins. He is going to host 10 nine year olds today for his son’s birthday party. We are expecting a steel cage match.
– was present and smelling like a million bucks.
– was introduced to The Milker this morning. We scared off some of the customers in the Starbucks parking lot.
– needs to increase the weight on his vest as he crushed the Indian run.
– is going to bath in Bengay as he knees were saying no mas.
– ’s eye tattooth is looking manly.
– needs to stop at Harris Teeter to pick up flowers as he is celebrating 21 years of wedding bliss.
– was having flashbacks of The Bronx seeing all of the trees cut down on 160.
– is ready for mainstream media with his Ron Burgundy breakdown of Slow Burn.
– and did a divide and conquer approach to the squats. It’s Science?
– is 78 going on 28. He crushed it out there.
– When isn’t dabbling in the markets he is dabbling in pain.
– Get on you Q list, he ready!
– was looking for a 60
– Mole ruck, but settled for a bootcamp.
– and @ironman (Jarvis) rounded us out. Ironman is accelerating and is also ready to get on the Q list.
This is my 100% accurate yet to be verified list by .

-JWow

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Say it your birthday ?

WARMUP: Did hand full of exercises and then moseyed
Hit the benches and did some dips, step ups, other stuff
Did some shuffling, karaoke and jogging
THE THANG:
Down on football field
10 exercises
Crawl bear 10 yards do 10 reps of exercise
Rinse and Repeat every 10 yard to 40yd line
Move to next exercise and do the same
It was awful and crowd pleasing
MARY: wrap up fin 3 exercises in COT
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read Newsletter and say Happy Birthday Barkley
COT: thank you for the opportunity to provide some suck in your life
Good Afternoon Sir!

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Jason Richards “Falcon”

13 PAX + Falcon = 14. The same number of PAX that showed up in the gloom on 4/29/2024 when Falcon collapsed after his first workout. We are here to honor this man

WARMUP:
9 motivators – a crowd favorite
Low slow squats with coupon
Low slow merkins

THE THANG:
“Falcon Heavy”
14 SSH in cadence buy-in
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4 rounds of 26 each with coupons. Only progress to the next movement once everyone except Cohiba is done
Flutters with press (the hard way)
American Hammers (the hard way)
Lunges (the easy way)
Curls
Overhead press
No rest Thrusters – if the coupon drops below your chest, 5 manmaker penalty for everyone. This was abused
Shuffle a lap with the coupon
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14 SSH in cadence (called correctly)

We made 3 full rounds. Some would say we could have finished if we didn’t mess around with motivators during warmup. Scientists are now referring to these claims as “wrong”.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: loads of stuff this summer
COT: Lifting up Falcon’s family

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Get your what upright?

Qsource Topic: Live Right

WARMUP:
SSH x 20 (IC)
Windmill
Mosey to front of school

THE THANG:
7’s
Burpees & Lunges (each leg)
Use halfway point on loop to alternate exercise

Mosey to pull up bars
Stop for wall squat hold partner competition (loser 5 burpees)

AMRAP
5 – pull ups
10 – merkins
15 – squats
20 – LBC’s

Partner competition. One hangs from bar, one 6 inches. (loser 5 burpees)

Mosey back to wall for partner wall squats. Partner competition, balls to wall (5 burpees).

Mosey back to COT

MARY: Just in AMRAP

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bunch of stuff. Read your newsletter.

COT:
Yes sir

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Smoked Heavy Picker Uppers

Reviewed the F3 Mission and Core Principles
WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, Morrocon NC, Merkins, and Strawberry Pickers
THE THANG:
Stage 1 = 100 Kettlebell Swings
Stage 2 = Dora (Team up with a Partner): 50 Man Makers, 100 Shoulder Presses, 150 Goblet Squats, and 200 Tricep Extensions. While one person was doing the exercises, the other was jogging with their Kettlebell to the end of the parking lot and back.
MARY:
Stage 3 = 3 Rounds of the following exercises with reps at 10, 20, and 30: American Hammers, LBCs, and Flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Withers Quadzilla & Print Shop Obstacle Course

WARMUP: mosey to Withers Hill, found cover at church awning- childs pose, upward dog downward dog high plank variation of high plank exercises in cadence including peter parker, plank jacks, shoulder taps, parker peter, merkins (all 6 counts), childs pose
THE THANG: 11s with a partner… NUR up Withers Hill, 10 (double count) partner clap merkins, RUN down Withers Hill, 1 curb burpee… repeated this until 6 partner merkins and 5 burpees…. MOSEY to Print Shop
Obstacle course- hand walk across parallel bars, dips x5 at the end, alternate 5 chin ups and 5 knees to chest at subsequent pull bars, jump at tap the monkey bars (opted not to swing on the wet monkey bars), once finished, complete 5 forward lunges each leg, 5 backward lunges each leg, 5 side lunges each leg…. repeat obstacle course with 3 reps as the count, MOSEY back to COT
MARY: yes, sorta
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: WE CAN DO HARD THINGS! YOUR KIDS CAN DO HARD THINGS! GOD WILL GIVE US HARD THINGS! amen

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Meeting Q1.12

WARMUP: yes
THE THANG:
string of pearls
5 merkins
5 lunges each leg
5 side lunges each side

Some other work throw in

7 total decided to meet with a Q who was willing to take responsibility for the outcome including calling off the workout if lightning presented itself. Zeus’s wrath was stayed and Odin’s ravens can attest to our https://f3nation.com/q/meeting/ (7+1=8)

– reminded us that idolatry takes many forms
– refused to yield
– The Brazilian martial arts motivate
– Wonder if (not present) knows about this
– layered up with 30lbs and then a rain jacket. The jacket was probably the more uncomfortable bit
– CS Lewis was mentioned by , but favors JRR Tolkien. Both complained about their lower extremities
– opened his mouth and the rain fell in. (not present) gave those instructions ages ago

You could livestream your way through a Sunday service, and still not connect on a single salient point of your belief system because you lack proximity to those whose mere presence helps hold you accountable. Might as well listen to a podcast and call it church.

So, you work to figure out your https://f3nation.com/lexicon/, but if you’re not meeting to accelerate your faith, then are you really accelerating much at all?

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Duda Right Thing

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, MNC
THE THANG:
Buy-in 100 KB Swings
Murder Bunnies across the length of the HS parking lot

50 squats with KB
Walked the length of the parking lot while doing overhead presses – rinse and repeat with 50 squats

30 Curls with KB
Shoulder rack the KB and jog to the end of the parking lot – rinse and repeat with 30 curls

30 High Pulls with KB
Passthrough lunge the length of the parking lot – rinse and repeat with 30 High Pulls

Ran out of time to cash out

Tesh found a bracelet with the #Duda Right Thing printed on it

We went over the 5 core principles of F3

MARY: 8 KB merkins in cadence with each arm
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: Closed in prayer

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F3 Baseball

WARMUP: MNC, Windmills, Mosey of various sorts
THE THANG: F3 Baseball – Strike out 6 Merkins, All other outs 10 SSH, Walk Bear Crawl to next Base. Bases were Dips, Squats, LBC & Burpees. Wen through Texas v A’s game
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cannoli Run coming up, Jager postponed, help needed July 4th for Bethel dinner (hamburger and hotdogs). Of course Christmas party, waiting on the sign-up genius.
COT: Students and Teachers and up coming travel.

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