3 lessons – 3 stations

WARMUP: Nope – only 30 minutes to get right to it
THE THANG:

Lesson 1 – He who suffers before it is necessary suffers more than necessary – Seneca

Station 1 – burpees and Diamond merkins on the hill – 7’s

Mosey to station 2

Lesson 2 – The best remedy for anger is delay – Seneca

Station 2 – series of BTTW with holds and Australian mountain climbers and a few wall sits for fun.

Mosey to station 3

Lesson 3 – The best fruits of this life are good character and acts for the common good – Marcus Aurelius

On the band lot – exercises were called in cadence and 40 yard rugby sprints with 40 yard jog recoveries could be called at any time.
Exercises included:
Merkins
Squats
Imperial walkers
Hillbilly walkers
Seal jacks
Side straddle hops

Wrapped up in time for a protractor session at COT. Then moved on to the 2nd 30 with Hominy

MARY: see above but she wasn’t there. #opentoallmen

ANNOUNCEMENTS: in the newsletter- read it.
COT: 5th core principle

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Christmas Eve Convergence at The Yard

WARMUP: (cake boss): 5 Burpees, SSH, 4 B., Imp.Walk, 3B., HillWalk, 2B, something else, 1B…

Count off 1 & 2; Group 1 w/ Farmers Only, Group 2 w/ Suplex
Switch Q’s at 1/2 mark

THE THANG:
Group 1 (Farmers only):

Group 2 (Suplex):
Cocaine Bear Crawls to the 50 (2 merkins at each 5yrd). Al Gore till the 6
Mary #1: 12 Hello Ladies (IC), 24 Plank Jacks (IC), 12 BBSU & 24 Heel-taps (OYO)
Go right into….
Burpee Broad Jumps (3 & 3) to end zone
Plank till the 6

R.2
Crane Carries to 50: back to back, 1 runs while other flutter kicks (swap @ 25… mod. to piggyback if needed)
Mary #2: 12 AmHamms (IC), 24 Gas Pumpers (IC), 12 Dying CockRoaches & 24 LBCs (OYO)
Go right into…
Other man in Sparrow Run.
@ end zone: 12 Imp-Squat-walkers (IC) 24 or something else (improv.)

MARY: done w/in Thang
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletters… Merry Christmas!
COT: held (5th core principle)

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12 days of Christmas

WARMUP:
SSH
Moroccan Nightclub
Imperial and Hillbilly Walker
Merkins
Broga

THE THANG:
Bear crawl Indian run (3 merkins then run to the front 1 lap around the island)

12 days of Christmas
1 Burpee
2 Mike Tyson’s
3 Lunges
4 Hillbilly Walkers
5 Tricep Pushups
6 Low Slow Squats
7 Flutters
8 Carolina Dry Docks
9 Merkins
10 American Hammers
11 Side Straddle Hops
12 LBCs

MARY:
No siree

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Clave boss
New years
Dam to Dam fundraising
Read the newsletter

COT:
Brotherhood
Family
Health

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Bing was in town. It was a real good time.

Bing probably has a much more interesting version of all this, but suffice it to say, it was a good time. I went first half and Bing ended the hour. It’s not going to be a great backblast, but it will capture the fact that there were men there and what their names were. That’s gotta count for something…

WARMUP:
We did.

THE THANG:
We lifted some stuff. Then Bing made us do a lot of Bear Crawling and something called a “Pit of Misery”. Hateful stuff…

MARY:
No chicks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read your newsletter.

COT:
The 5th Core Principle.

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Slow Smokin Pain

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, Moroccan NC, and Strawberry Pickers
THE THANG:
Phase 1- Cheese Shredder
Phase 2-
Wall Sits= Hands High, Hands In Front, and Overhead Claps
Balls to the Wall= Norma and Merkins
Dora= 100 Merkins, 200 Squats, 300 LBCs
Human Wheel Barrel Race
MARY: American Hammers, the Protractor, and Pickle Pounder
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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No more burpees….sort of.

WARMUP: mosey to fire station lot
Windmills, low slow squats, imperial and hillbilly walkers and seal jacks all in cadence with a few burpees in between exercises – but just a few. YHC said no more burpees – but YHC should have said no more burpees…..for now.

THE THANG: part 1 – Mary to pull up bar for 30 seconds of pull ups or bar hangs while pax held plank. Upon completion of 6 rounds – pax moseyed on bottom of Tega cay drive hill.

Part 2 – Dora 1-2-3
100 burpees
200 squats
300 flutters

Change Order thought the idea of doing burpees and running hills was questionable. He wasn’t wrong. Pax persisted nonetheless.

Running to different points on the hill
Burpees – partner 1 run to yellow sign and back down to relieve partner 2 and flapjack.

Squats – partner 1 starts run from yellow sign to top of hill and back to yellow sign to relieve partner 2 and flapjack.

Flutters – partner 1 runs from top of hill to cluster of crepe myrtles and back to relieve partner 2

Mosey to ball field for part 3

Part 3 – left, right & center

Partner 1 planks at edge of infield behind 2nd base. Partner 2 runs to come in left field does exercise and returns to flapjack with partner 1. PAX did 3 rounds per partner

Left field cone – 10 lunges
Center field one – 20 bomb jacks
Right field cone – 30 flutters

PAX moseyed to COT for a stretch at 0728 where many of us were reminded of our lost flexibility and time was called at 0730.

MARY: she wasn’t there

ANNOUNCEMENTS: were announced

COT: 5th core principle

Thanks for the men who posted and chose the tougher thing on a chilly but glorious morning. And Uber – thanks for the call.

Honored,
Cyclops :eye:

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12 Days of KB Christmas

WARMUP:
Quick mosey, SSH, low slow squats, windmill
THE THANG:
12 days of Christmas
1. Man maker
2. Clean and press
3. Single leg dead lift
4. Curls
5. Bulgarian split squats
6. Chest press
7. Skull crushers
8. Squats
9. OH press
10. single arm swings
11. LBCs
12. Man makers

MARY:
Some dumb tic toc merkin challenge, why? Because my son said I should.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Christmas party
COT:

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40% Yinzers

WARMUP:
THE THANG: 3.35 miles were taken in around the Kingsley property this windy morning.
– Cyclops set the pace.
– 3D was War Baby
– Dojo was War Daddy
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Mens Shelter tonight, Christmas Party & Clave Boss 5k this month
COT: Closed in prayer.

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