250th Birthday Party

WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Picker, Hilly Billy and Imperial walkers

THE THANG: DORA with 250 reps of Merkins, Squats, LBC running part was around the Harris teeter parking lot and we worked in front of the firework stand because we had the free will to do so MERICA

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: July 4th workout at Catawba ridge
COT: prayers for marriages and anniversaries, prayers for travel, prayers for everyone coming back Monday with all the fingers they had on Friday.

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Straight Horseshoe

WARMUP: run
THE THANG: 5 burpees every time @ bottom of Monroe white, 10 Merkins + 10 squats + 20 LBCs at the top of Monroe white and up at the old town hall building
MARY: yeah
ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergence
COT:

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1775

WARMUP:
Moroccan nightclubs
Windmills
Cherry pickers
Hillbilly walkers
Low slow squats
Irkins

Team Bermuda Triangle
2 teams, each with 3 cones marked about 30 yards apart
1 burpee at cone 1, bear crawl to cone 2, then do 2 burpees, bear crawl to cone 3 and do 3 burpees. Bear crawl back to cone 1 and repeat for a total of 3 rounds. Team 1 smoked team 2
THE THANG:
1775
Three rounds of:
17 burpees
75 prayer squats (thighs at or below 90)
Lap around Harris teeter
MARY:
Flutters
Box cutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Four corners, lots of reps

WARMUP:
SSHs, IWs, WMs, Plank

THE THANG:

4 corners of pain and some burpees
All corners start with 50 reps each, exercises stay the same each time around
– Corner 1: squats, then run to corner 2
– Corner 2: hand release merkins, then crawl bear to corner 3
– Corner 3: bomb jacks, then nur to corner 4
– Corner 4: LBCs, then bear crawl to center of basketball court and do 5 burpees (sandbags available for extra credit)
– Repeat. Reps go down to 40, then 30, 20, 10. Burpees stay at 5 each time

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Complicated Math

Run down to the flag poles at the Elementary School. Divide into teams of 3, pax 1 and 2 at each end of the parking loop doing exercises while third pax ran to one end of the parking loop to switch out with pax 2. Pax 2 ran to Pax 1 and switched out. Three full rounds were completed.
Next, we moseyed to the brick wall, 5 muscle ups, +2 every time we returned to the wall. Ran to the field parking lot 10 squats back to the brick wall, repeat the squats at each light pole
Back to COT.

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Forged…for Sprinting

WARMUP: We charted a lap around the parking lot and completed a few warmup exercises.
THE THANG: Before we took off, I asked the PAX to remember one thing. When the assignment is to run to a specific destination, do not stop short. Don't run 45 yards to a target 50 yards away. 5yds doesn't seem like much but what happens when you get used to not completing the job?

Stop 1: The circle on the other side of the apartment complex.
Jump Squats, Low Slooooow Squats, Lunge walk around the circle.
Stop 2: Fire Station
Mountain Climbers, Shoulder Taps, Slow Peter Parkers
Run back to the circle.

Sprint to the top of the hill (160)

Run to Grace Presbyterian Church
5 Burpees, Unweighted Simbas(?), Slow Dying Cockroaches, 3 Burpees

Run to O'Reilly Auto Parts
Hand Release Merkins, Bear Crawl in cadence, Curb dips, Crawl bear back, Slow Carolina Dry Dock

Run to Dollar Store
Sprint the straightaway, Mountain Climbers
Spring back, American Hammers
Sprint out again, Jump Squats

MARY: See above
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Service, 4th of July Convergence
COT: No doubt.

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Some 🐂 💩

WARMUP:
THE THANG: Suicides on Williamson st starting at church to banks. 10 merkins and 20 monkey humpers at each of the 6 stops. +1 burpee everytime you hit the start
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

Some 🐂 💩

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Carl Lewis

Active stretching before and After is a HUGE MUST!!!

WARMUP:

Hillbilly walkers x10
Bend & Reach x5
Windmill x8
Slow jog
20yards of

  1. High knees
  2. Buttkicks
  3. Walking worlds greatest stretch
  4. Elephant walks
  5. Dinosaur walks
  6. Soldier walks
  7. Side shuffle each way
  8. Karaoke each way
  9. Power skips
  10. Sprints

THE THANG:
Phase 1
Circuit (AMRAP style): 10 mins

  • Sandbag Front Squats x 10
  • Walking Lunges (with sandbag) x 20 steps
  • 40-yard Sprint
  • Broad Jumps x 10

Phase 2
Circuit (AMRAP): 10 mins

  • Sandbag Deadlifts x 20
  • Sandbag Step-Ups (bench/curb) x 10 each leg
  • Bear Crawl (20 yards down & back)
  • Jump Lunges x 20 total

Phase 3 – Cool down
Descending Ladder + Sprint:
Start at 10 reps each, go down to 1:

  • Sandbag cleans
  • Jump Squats
  • 50 meter sprint

Stretch last 3 minutes

  1. Feet together
  2. Pigeon toe
  3. Legs spread L/R/M
  4. Sumo Squat
  5. Hip flexor
  6. Quad stretch

MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: News Letter & Mens Shelter
COT: Wisdom and Family

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Tour de Fort Mill

WARMUP:
Mosey to Pharmacy Parking Lot
SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers, Windmills
THE THANG:
Reverse Alabama
Stops along the way…
20 Reverse Lunges
7 Burpees
15 Big Boys

Down to Harris St Park.
Indian Run up Harris St.

Exercises at the church

Partner Nur/Run up Massey St.

Exercises at Pike
MARY:
No
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Yes
COT:
It was done.

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Murph Monday — 22JUN2026

14 on the EASTSIDE got Murph all over them at The Badger of Fire…

QIC: YHC

Pax: @U090MEQJQBW , @U5DKASDQU , @U19FA0Q8Z , @U5DLC6D7X , @U01E9QD5QQK , @U05K5D10AG6 , @UN6PTD007 , @U0106CCEJ6L , @U08N6B7B3EF , @U01JUGK82TY , Eggo , @U014K6EAUFM , @U087NCUTMPT

The Thang: The Murph… cuz it’s Monday…

NMM: If sweat was dollar bills, @U014K6EAUFM could stop stripping. @U090MEQJQBW admitted that the only part he liked was the mile runs, but relented that doing a pull-up or pushup now and again probably wouldn't kill him or his T-Count. Strange how he looked straight at @U5DKASDQU when he said that, but hey… I’m not here to judge. We just about have @U05K5D10AG6 convinced to activate the FSD on his Tesla so he can nap on the way home from these things. @U08N6B7B3EF came back to the gloom with his terrible foot, and he was swinging (a kettlebell) like the Baxter King of Pineapples instead of running. I tried to get the name-o-rama done OYO, but I couldn't get anyone's age right. @U0106CCEJ6L wants me to get a job at Carowinds so he can come win giant stuffed animals due to my inability to guess ages or weights (which will be my trick for next week).

All in all, a fabulous morning. It's good to choose the harder way. It's usually the right answer.

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