Stand Up’s Spooky Stockade Beatdown

WARMUP:
SSH – 15 IC
Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
Hillbillies – 15 IC
Arm Circles (forward/back) – 10 IC each
Windmills– 15 IC
Mosey

THE THANG:
Part 1 – Explosive 11’s

Ran between curbs about 15 yds apart.
Exercises were Jump Squats and Merkins

Part 2 – “The Triangle of Terror”

Picked three points in a large triangle (about 25 yds apart).
Corner 1 : 20 Hand-Release Merkins + 10 Burpees
Corner 2 : 25 Lunges (each leg) + 20 Calf Raises
Corner 3 : 30 Flutter Kicks (2-count) + 20 Big Boys

Mode of travel chanted with each of the 3 rounds
Round 1: Sprint
Round 2: Bear Crawl
Round 3: Power Skip

MARY:
American Hammers – 15 IC
Freddie Mercuries – 15 IC
Cherry Pickers – 15 IC
Stretch

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Golf tournament, litter pickup, bethel men’s shelter, new region opening up in Texas, <@U09K7S9CM2M> is expecting a new daughter any day

COT: Yes

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13 YR Anniversary Convergence

WARMUP:
THE THANG:
Here is my weinke – Assassin

We had about 12 runners and 6 ruckers tackle the tundra of the paved loop around the schools.

Starting at the front door we headed around the back, past the shop, past the ROTC HQ, down to the elementary playground, back by the stadium, out to Jones Road and back to the front.

All enjoyed. Thanks to Sasquatch and Spectre for the preview lap and suggestions.

Convergence bootcamp Q- Backdraft

Warmup- SSH, windmills, cherry pickers, mtn. Climbers, Moroccan night clubs

The thang-
Count off for groups of 3s
Mosey to pull up bars
Group 1 wall sits
Group 2 merkins

Group 3 13 pull ups 13 burpees

Stay in groups Dora on the hill
Bottom 300 CDDs top 300 squat jumps mosey from top to bottom

Line up in parking lot for 43 seconds of following exercises followed by bear crawls in-between
Exercises were as follows
Merkins, air squats, flutters, alt. Shoulder taps, jump squats, lbc’s, Carolina’s dry docks, alt lunges, burpees,

Mosey back to COT in original 3 man groups

KB workout- Boogie Nights

Ladder of pain- it sucked

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Four sets of ten (minutes)

WARMUP: Skipped it. To much “thang” to do.
THE THANG: The plan was simple, complete four ten minute stations in different locations in 45 minutes. To stay on track, we did a 5:14am disclosure and skipped the obligatory warmup of SSH, windmills, etc.
Quick mozy to station one by the closed dental practice to pickup stones from the dry creek bed. For ten minutes we used the rocks for 20 reps each of flutters with press, triceps extensions, biceps curls, upright rows, halos, and presses. After ten minutes we returned the stones and ran to the church parking lot for station two.
Station two was simple; running for ten minutes. One long length of the parking lot was a run, at the end we walked to the next straightaway then sprinted back. At the end we walked until we got back to the start for the next run/walk/sprint/walk cycle. Rinse and repeat until the timer went off and we ran to the shelter for station three; body weight exercises.
At station three we did 20 reps each of calf raises, step ups, dips, merkins, Carolina dry docks, and bomb jacks. Rinse and repeat for ten minutes. When the ten minute timer went off we ran to COT for station four; Mary.
At station four we did 20 reps each of LBCs, box cuttahs, flutters, BBS, Freddy Mercurys, leg lifts to 45 degrees. Rinse and repeat for 10 minutes.
We were able to get almost all of it completed by 6:00.
MARY: Included in the thang
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Gold, HIM camp, newsletter
COT: Family, health, marriages

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Armless Endeavors

WARMUP: SSH, IW, HW, Cherry Pickers, Broga
THE THANG:
4 corners – 25 reps each – Mot: Mosey
Squats, LBC’s, Monkey Humpers, PYO – 3 Rnds
SSH, PlankJacks, BB – 3 Rnds
MARY: Yes – Each called out
ANNOUNCEMENTS: RYN
COT: Always

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Where Hmastrings & Quads Go to Die (Iron Pax Week 0 – Tellier WOD)

Warm-Up
Run from COT to the Band practice parking lot.

The Thang – Tellier Hero WOD
Format: For Time
Equipment: Cones/markers at 5, 10, 15, and 20 yds
1. Round 1
– 10 Burpees
– 5–10–15–20 yd shuttle runs
1. Round 2
– 10 Burpees
– 25 Merkins
– 5–10–15–20 yd shuttle runs
1. Round 3
– 10 Burpees
– 25 Merkins
– 50 Lunges (hard way)
– 5–10–15–20 yd shuttle runs
1. Round 4
– 10 Burpees
– 25 Merkins
– 50 Lunges (hard way)
– 100 Big Boy Sit-ups
– 5–10–15–20 yd shuttle runs
1. Round 5
– 10 Burpees
– 25 Merkins
– 50 Lunges (hard way)
– 100 Big Boy Sit-ups
– 150 Squats
– 5–10–15–20 yd shuttle runs
:stopwatch: Stop timer. Collapse. Wonder why you signed up for this.

Moleskine
Week 0 of Iron Pax delivered a gut check. The Tellier WOD is no joke — if your legs weren’t on fire, you’re probably not human.

The grind of burpees, merkins, lunges, sit-ups, and squats under shuttle-run fatigue was a brutal reminder of what sacrifice feels like in the smallest of ways.

When you’re tempted to quit or wish you had music blasting to push you through, remember — those this WOD honors didn’t get the choice to quit. They leaned into the hard. We honor them by finishing the reps, staying the course, and giving all we’ve got.

Shoutouts
– :clap: <@U5CVD8D7V> & <@U0603USPHAS> – came out on top today with strong finishes.
– :fire: The Machine (<@U19FA0Q8Z>) – strictest form in the lot, ensuring every rep was to standard. No shortcuts, no compromise.
– :raised_hands: <@U01JUGK82TY> – thanks for the opportunity to lead and set the tone.

COT / Takeaway
Steadfastness doesn’t come easy. It’s built under strain, in the moments when you want to stop but don’t. Today’s work was a small reminder of the cost others paid for our freedom — and the standard we’re called to uphold in return.

Prayers
:pray: For loved ones gone too soon.
:pray: For marriages — to be strengthened and rooted in faith.
:pray: For children as they grow into adulthood.
:pray: For the grace, gratitude, and discernment to ride the highs and endure the storms.

Do the hard things. Honor the sacrifice. Be the man your community needs.

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Stand Up’s VQ

WARMUP: side straddle hops, arm circles, windmills, imperial walkers, cherry pickers

THE THANG:

Station 1: 100m-ish partner run – 100 monkey humpers, 200 Carolina dry docks, 300 American Hammers

Mosey

Station 2: 10 Merkins, 15 air squats, 20 big boys, 10 burpees

Mosey to the wall

Station 3: PAX stayed in wall squat, while we snaked down the line bear crawling out 10 yards and performed 5 wide arm merkins, then crab walked back. Then walking lunges out to 5 squats and walking lunges back.

Mosey

MARY: 30 LBC, 15 Box cutters, 15 Freddie Mercuries, 15 Flutters, CELEBRITY @slapshot 30 hello dolly’s, and a much needed 15 second body destroyer

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9/11 stair climb, HIM Camp, and the jam-packed newsletter

COT: praises for new family members for @grassy knoll and a healthy baby for @the pirates friend Netflix. Prayers for Pollo Hermano’s father, DD and family fighting the fight against cancer, college of mine in the throws of rock bottom, and a member of my personal network getting a heart stent in place today. Apologies for any prayers spoken that I’ve forgotten.

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It has been a while…

Inro and disclaimer.
WARMUP: Walk to the circle and did all upper body warm ups rucks off. MNC, Non-discrpt produce pickers, windmills, Hillbilly Walkers, and Imperial Walkers. Rucks on and down the hill and back up. Back at the circle, rucks on still. Plank, merkins, and plank.
THE THANG: walk over to the far parking lot for some island work. Rucks over head and walk to each island and 5 curls. Stopped at the deck for a small discussion around pausing our life as men to enjoy the time with our kids/ family. Up dog and down dog. Ground work with LBCs, freddy mercury and ruck flutters. Walking again back up to the area by Carolina Ale house. Side straddle hops and seal jacks. Final walk around the back of Starbucks then up to the pond and back to COT.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read letter, Ragnar, be on the look out for a special event, clean up and men’s shelter
COT: Prayers for family, travel mercies and jobs.

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Miyagi’s VQ

WARMUP:
Mosey
SSH
The Windmill
Squats
Shoulder Taps

THE THANG:
3 Total Rounds of
Suicide – 1
Carolina Dry Docks – 20
Air Squats – 20
Mountain Climbers – 20
Merkins – 20

Four Corners
3 Rounds Of Each
Merkins and LBC
Squats and Flutters

MARY: Round Robin

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

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Hot and sweaty

WARMUP: Intro, then mosey to the church. Warm up with MNC, Micheal Phelps, Wind Mills and Non-discrpt produce pickers. Mosey to behind HT to smell the sweet aroma of the GC. Continued warms up with merkins, Plank, up/down dog. Mosey to the hill.
THE THANG: 1st part- 7’s on the hill. Started at the bottom with CDD run up the hill for Monkey humpers. Once completed, mosey to the wall at HT. Balls to the wall, run out for 3 burbees. Final part, mosey to Walgreens for the 4 corners. 1st round, 5 burppees at each corner, then 10 big boys, then 15 merkinns, then…..we did not finish.
MARY: no Mary, just made it.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sweaty Bary, Trout run and read your letter.
COT: Prayers for health, travel mercies and family patience.

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Australia Toilet Water

It was a steamy day at The Stockade, so even though we stayed away from the dumpster juice things got juicy.

Warmup Wall Work:
Side Straddle Hop
Windmills
Burpee Wall Sit
The Australian
The Peoples Chair with overhead claps

We Froggert’ed across Gold Hill Road over to the Golden Arches for some Four Corners.
Seven Laps – Four Corners – Add an exercise each round:
1 Burpee
2 Squats
3 Dry Docs
4 Lunges
5 Merkins
6 BB Situps
7 Seal Jacks

Ran back to the wall for some Bulgarian Split Squats (Band Camp Approved).

Back to COT for Prayers and Praises.

JWow

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