Massey Street Massacre

It was a gloomy and rainy day without the presence of lighting. So we decided to follow core principle #3. Disclaimer was disclaimed at 0512. Pledge of Allegiance at 0513. And we were off.

COP
Briskly paced .5 mile lap up Main to Clebourne and back to Veteran’s Park
Karaoke and Side Shuffle across gravel lot and back
Windmills

WEINKE
DIY DORA
Start at the base of Massey St and mosey up to the Sisk Memorial Church Parking Lot
Upon arriving at the end of the lot each PAX was to do the following:

10 Merkins
20 Squats
30 LBCs

Out of the gate we all completed round one together, then I caught Spectre and Maximus’ shirt tails and they took the lead.

Mary

At this point Maximus took the lead while YHC grabbed my phone from the truck for documentation purposes. I believe there were box cutters, more box cutters, and American Hammers.

COT

NMM

YHC has been MIA from the gloom, and that’s not atypical these days. Personally, I’d like to be in the gloom more but my concentrica has taken priority. And that’s OK. Prioritizing and executing on those rings of your concentrica is F3 101. Finding a healthy balance that doesn’t sacrifice those closest to you is the route you should take. After all, your family is your first ministry.

Funhouse – thank you for the opportunity to Q today.

Punch List out.

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Running the Walmart loop

WARMUP: None
THE THANG: Run to Walmart and return 4.5MIles
MARY: –
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots
COT:

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Out-and-Back to Colosseum

Richard’s Crossing to 160, head toward Walmart
Left just before Arby’s and right to cross top of Earthfair parking lot
Left on Dave Gibson all the way out to where Colosseum launches. Turn around and run back the same path.

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The Slowest of Burns

WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Picker, Moroccan Nightclub
1. THE THANG: Mosey, 50 Big Boy, 10 Imperial Walker, 10 Hillbilly Walker, 10 Merkin, Mosey, 50 Hello Dolly, 10 Imperial Walker, 10 Hillbilly Walker, 10 Merkin, Mosey, 50 LBC, 10 Imperial Walker, 10 Hillbilly Walker, 10 Merkin, Mosey, 50 Flutter Kick, 10 Imperial Walker, 10 Hillbilly Walker, 5 Merkin, Mosey, Toy Soldier, time for stretching, Lunge Walk to COT (50ish yards), 10 Imperial Walker, 10 Hillbilly Walker, 5 Merkin, 20 Heel Touch
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9/28 Convergence
COT: Prayers for family and friends

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The Pendulum or Iron Cross?

Welcome FNG TOP ROPE. We pledged to :flag-us: Ran to COG for instructions. Pendulum was hill repeats could add Cross piece for flatter run. Merkins, Squats, and LBCs at the end of each leg 10,10,10
COT :v: out thx <@UGNDJBDU3> for the opportunity.

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Huntington Farms Out-and-Back

Simple out and back. Out Holbrook road, left into Huntington Farms. 4.6 milers, make a right on Farm Branch and run to end for turn around (only Vuvu did this). 4.0 milers just turned around at end of Old Springs (main road into Huntington Farms from Holbrook). Some did a bit of bonus mileage around shopping center.

Rain wasn’t bad at all, the water drains pretty well on Holbrook, and most drivers (there weren’t many) gave us plenty of room.

Thanks for the chance to lead, TimeMachine!

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Tabata Run

WARMUP: SSH, HW, IW, Quick Stretch
THE THANG: Ran to 2.22 miles, stopped every ~0.5 miles, and did a series of exercises. 4 different exercises , each for 45 secs ARAP with a 10s break between each exercise. We did 4 rounds around the Kingslet property.
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Closed in prayer

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Freewheel Burning, Slowburning

WARMUP: yes

accumulator
5, 5-10, 5-10-15 and so on
Flying Squirrel, Merkins, Big Boys, LBCs, Squats

Jack Webb
Mahktar N’Diayes

A-ROD
and mumble chatter about the best GB Packers at each position.
A-ROD is a backwards DORA and 1/2 the counts, because DORA>AROD and we would not want to pull a muscle or Achilles

some dynamic warm down across the parking lot

a few minutes of proper Mary

10 counts and 10 counts and 0 burpees, like a proper moderate

345, 67, 98631, 98, 455, 692
(those numbers are for BandCamp)

Thanks to PeachStand for accepting my humble fill-in

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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