Meander around town

WARMUP:
The pledge

THE THANG:
Launch point was parking lot across from old Hardee’s

Exercises
10 merkins
20 squats
20 LBCs

Loop
Run up main
Left at Post office
Left on Elliot
Left back to launch point.
Repeat exercises

Go one street farther each time past Elliot until you get to E Close St.

The. Reverse the route and work back.

All pax got 3 so got close to 5.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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The Greyhounds could not be slowed with extra reps

23 at <#C02PN3FTFJP> this morning. The plan, 1/2 mile loops with 4 pain stations.

Pain Station 1 – 5 burpee bomb jacks, each lap first 15 pax added 2 reps (leaders did 15 reps on their final lap)

Pain Station 2 – 5 plank jacks on elbows and 5 Freddies (2 sets)

Pain Station 3 – Parking lot merkins, +1 merkin at each parking slot line, bear crawl to next line( 15 total)

Pant Station 4 – Squats and lunges (10 reps each)

Back to station 1

Total mileage was around 3.5.

Great work everyone!

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ChatGPT Wrote It, Your Quads Regret It

WARMUP:
– Windmills – 10 IC
– Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
– Arm Circles – 10 IC
– Overhead Claps – 25 IC
– Mosey to the larger parking lot

THE THANG:
Part 1: Dora 1-2-3 – Partner up
– 100 Merkins
– 200 LBCs
– 300 Air Squats
– While one partner worked, the other ran a 50-yard shuttle.

Part 2: Four Corners – AMRAP
PAX took on each corner with intensity:
– 10 Burpees
– 20 Bonnie Blairs
– 30 Plank Jacks
– 40 Flutter Kicks (4-count)

Part 3: Jack Webb
1 Merkin to 4 Air Presses, all the way up to 5:20.

Mosey back to COT

MARY:
Worst Worst LBC – 10 IC
Fire Hydrants – 10 IC Right Leg
Fire Hydrants – 10 IC Left Leg

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Blood Drive
– Cannoli Run
– Read your news letter

COT:
Prayers and praises, This was done C-Span Style everyone shared.

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2025 PGA Championship – Quail Hollow

WARMUP: Pledge of Allegiance
THE THANG:
Inspired by the 2025 PGA Championship at Quail Hollow this will be a loop with 18 stops. The distance between the stops are based on the length of the holes (slightly modified down to get us 3 miles instead of the actual length of 4.3). The stops were marked with cones.
•Red = Par 4 = 4 Burpees
•Yellow = Par 3 = 20 Big Boys
•Green = Par 5 = 20 American Hammers
•Green Mile = Written on cardboard signs

We stuck together for the first 8 holes (1.25 miles) and then I turned the fast guys loose to run the remainder of the course (1.75 miles).

I didn’t hear it all, but I did hear some great mumble chatter:
– “Where’s the cart girl?” – Cyclopes
– “What’s the distance from the senior tees?” – Barry Manilow
– “There’s no such thing as a par 6, right?” – Dark Helmet

Thank you Nasa for the call.

COT:
Thank you Slapshot for your dedication and efforts as the 1st F Q!

Congratulations Bonsai and Time Machine on taking on the 1st F Q roles and to Cyclopes on assuming the LDP role. Really looking forward to seeing what you bring!

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Triangle of pain- Not a Diamond

WARMUP: Mosey and stop three times -exercises
THE THANG:” Triangle of pain” 1. ABs, 2. Shoulders and 3. shoulders (7 exercises at each stop x 20 reps each time around. Most made two full trips all 7 exercises x 20
MARY: Sprints for those able
ANNOUNCEMENTS: see newsletter
COT: Message was
” The Power of the Mind”
To be an overachiever you have to be an over believer!
If you are Positive, you’ll see opportunities instead of obstacles.

Prayers for a few

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Bass O Matic loops

YHC was honored to be asked to Q the STL. When we run from Flight Plan and do Brayden loops, Bassomatic adds an additional loop around the neighborhood which I have dubbed “Bassomatic loops”. This loop was chosen for the downpainment today.

WARMUP:

No warmup at STL. Disclaimer is given and we go. Run to Brayden entrance.

THE THANG:
Three stops around the loop. At each stop do:
5 burpees
10 Merkins
15 Squats
20 LBC
Goal is 4 loops

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

– Read your newsletter
– Mothers Day this weekend

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Knowledge Dump

It was a beautiful morn in The Fort and there was a sense of wisdom in the air that swooped down in the form of Falcon Crest.

Top three quotes of the morning:
“I got my drinking buddy pregnant.”
“The owner of a night club said you get enough people together a shooting is bound to happen.”
“Let me walk you through the woods on that.”

Half of the workout was cardio followed by a 43 pound cinderblock workout.

We also worked our brains out from all of the content consumed.

Falcon Crest – Penned by JWow

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Ab destroyer

WARMUP: SSH, low slow squats, MNC

THE THANG: Grab a rock, 5 man maker buy in
5 light poles, LBC’s, X & O’s, V Up’s, HTH, Big Boys round of 20, 15, 10 & 5

MARY: She was in the car with <@USBP08L1G>

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Prayer and a praise from everyone

COT: Flutters

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Skip Joyfully

WARMUP:
SSH – 20 IC
• Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
• Windmills – 10 IC
• Arm Circles – 10 fwd / 10 rev
• Hillbillies – 15 IC
• Mosey (~1/4 mile loop or parking lot lap)
THE THANG:
Part 1:
Partner Dora (10 minutes)

Pairs of 2. One partner does the exercise, the other runs ~50 yards and back.

Cumulative Reps per team:
• 100 Carolina Dry Docks
• 200 Step Lunges (single count)
• 300 Flutter Kicks (4-count)

Part 2:
3 Rounds – AMRAP style (~15 mins)
(As Many Rounds As Possible – move at your pace for 5 minutes per round)

Round 1:
• 10 Merkins
• 15 Squats
• 20 Flutter Kicks (4-count)
• Broad Jump 40 yards and back
Round 2:
• 10 Incline Merkins (on curb or bench)
• 15 Lunges (each leg)
• 20 LBCs
• Skip ~20 yards, jog back
Round 3:
• 10 Carolina Dry Docks
• 15 Standing calf raises
• 20 American Hammers (4-count)
• Mosey ~10 yards, jog back

Rest 1 minute between rounds.

MARY:
No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tortoise and Hare
Busy Summer
COT:
Show to know

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