Pre-BRR Squatch Beatdown

WARMUP: run to Print Shop
THE THANG:
5 pull-ups, 5 toes to bar, 5 dips
Run to church
Partner wheelbarrow 20yds, flapjack
Run, turn left, run turn left down stairs to other church
Partner push 20yds, flapjack
Run, turn left at axe throw and back to Print Shop

Repeat x3

Loop around Main St and Fort Mill Pharmacy

MARY: a little
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CIVITAS Marathon and Greater Charlotte Heart “Walk” CSAUP
COT: Powerful reminders from Soup and Olaf surrounding marriages. 🙏

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Lighting And Thunder

WARMUP:
Jog around paved path at Runde Park
1 pullup
THE THANG:
Lightning Portion
Laps around Runde Park
Lap 1 – 1 Pullup – 40 Burpees
Lap 2 – 2 Pullups – 40 Merkins
Lap 3 – 3 Pullups – 40 BBS
Lap 4 – 4 Pullups – 40 Squats
Lap 5 – 5 Pullups – 40 Mountain Climbers

Thunder Portion
formed a circle in the shape of a wagon wheel with eight different exercises on the outside and after you got done doing the exercise exercises, you murder Bunnies to the middle where you did five man makers and then continued onto the next exercise and did an overhead carry back out to that exercise from the middle or a total of eight different exercises.
15- Block Swings
15 – Skull Crushers
15- Overhead Press
20- Leg Up and Over the Block
15 – Squats
15 – Thrusters
15 – Hand Release Merkins W/ Feet On Block
15- Curls

MARY:
No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel
Tortoise and Hare
Heart Walk
COT:
Everyone is soaking wet

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Sweaty

Massey to Harris to McCammon to Clebourne to Main to Veteran’s Park

Exercises at following:
John Boys
FM Pharmacy
Veteran’s Park

10 Merkins
10 Squats
10 LBC’s

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3 exercises on repeat…for 4 miles

WARMUP: Non existent
THE THANG: Super simple…running with push-ups, V-ups and American Hammers.
At every stop, the PAX would perform:
5 V-Ups, 10 Merkins, 15 American Hammers
Here's the route we took:
Up Massey and R/T Harris St.
Stop at Church of the Nazarene for the prescribed exercises (PE).
Continue down Harris St to the entrance of Harris St park for PE.
Head up Jackson St and stop at the intersection with Sidney Johnson St for PE.
Continue up Jackson St to the intersection with N. White St. for PE.
L/T onto Clebourne St into FMRX for PE.
Continue on Clebourne to the intersection with Springs in the public parking lot for PE.
Continue down Springs to the end for PE.
R/T Summersby St to Unity for PE.
Run up Unity to the intersection with Hill St for PE.
Run up to the Post Office parking lot for PE.
R/T Tom Hall back to the public parking lot for PE as time permits.
Back to COT.

MARY: See above.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots.
COT: Like they do.

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@6@6officialtherealthisone

WARMUP: guessing who was getting extra credit
THE THANG: running mostly
MARY: various shenanigans and rounding off runs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: heart walk thing, talk to Sasquatch, everybody will be there
COT: coffee at Panera

6@6 is an AO, it’s starts at 6 on Sat, we typically shoot a pre-video at the start and include the rest of the proper COT stuff at the end. We will credit early and late starts from Panera, assuming we know you exist.

All other videos and use of the name is purely shenanigans.

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Physical Readiness Teast

WARMUP: dynamic
10 Wind mill
5 bend & Reach
THE THANG:
1 mile
1 stop (20 low slow squats, 10 hand release merkins, 30 American hammers)

Competition test
1 minute ARAP Merkins
1 Minute ARAP curlups
1.5 mile run
MARY:
ARAP
10 Merkins
20 Squats
30 Crunches

Flutters
Merkins
Big boys
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: prayers for new beginnings for people.
Eagle Claw going to The Citadel

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Link street on my heart

Written by DOAH in slack: [commentary by Band Camp]

Heart Breakers: @U01NGHPR2HW and almost @U05TY21AC2X, but he uncommitted sometime last night…

The Thang: Route attached [was attached in slack, you could look up today's date on a PAX's Strava. Suffice it to say: we hit 3 miles. FMPD slow rolled our start this morning which kept YHC from running directly where I planned to go, but we made it over there another way. No complaints]. We stopped a lot and did a lot [5 each stop] of 6-Count burpees (a BC staple), [10] merkins, [15] squats, [20] flutters, with a few LBCs thrown in for bad measure. [We did an undetermined amount of these based on keeping the group together enough so nobody got lost. Kept things in cadence because that seems to help keep men accountable to actually doing the exercises. Something about pushing through pain and discomfort together. Started with just burpees. Next stop: burpees & merkins, etc.]

Moleskine: Sweat. Plenty of sweat. And some ramblings that implied some very limited understanding of the functional success of certain systems. Regardless, we went fast and didn't lose anyone along the way… except Slash… but he was lost by choice. Uptown Girl is still greatly disturbed by my presence and refused even so much as a fist bump this morning, but like a lot of folks who hate me when they first meet me (that list is long, right Crystal Lake?), I'll wear him down eventually.

COT: The Fort’tan gave a good thought about acting on those things that we feel called to do and not delaying. Prayers for EC as he heads off to get his head shaved and his spine straightened, and prayers for NASA as he sends his little bird out of the nest.

[Here's the deal. God doesn't put things on your heart for someone else to do it. Go get after it.]

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Tour d’ Favorites

WARMUP: Run a bit in the Sweep parking lot then a few warm up exercises: 10 Lunges each leg, 10 Mountain Climbers I/C, 10 Carolina Dry Docks, 10 Mak Tar Jah
THE THANG: The "theme" this morning, albeit unspoken, was to run to a spot and do the work. In some cases, we'd repeat it and in others, it was a one-and-done. I know, novel idea.
Exit the lot, run to Dave Gibson and turn left onto Dave Gibson's, stopping at the bottom of the hill.
10 Diamond Merkins
10 Mountain Climbers I/C
10 Carolina Dry Docks
10 Mak Tar Jah's
Run up the hill to the small parking lot and back down.
Repeat the exercises.
Run back up and down.
When all finish the final run, run up opposite hill to the realty office. Perform:
10 Hand-Release Merkins
10 V-Ups
10 Shoulder taps (ea side)
10 Jump Lunges
Run back down then up to Ben Casey Dr.
10 Hand-Release Merkins
10 V-Ups
10 Shoulder taps (ea side)
10 Jump Lunges
Run to Discount Tire
20 Dips & 20 Peter Parkers (10 ea side)
Run to the light at the 1st Brayden entrance: Emory Lane
10 Burpees
Run through the neighborhood and down to the bottom of Brayden Parkway
15 Squats & 15 Hand-Release Merkins
Run to the top of Brayden Parkway for 5 Burpees
Wrap it up at COT for some additional Mary.

I leave it to 38 Special to verify the accuracy of my reporting.

MARY: See above
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The team spends a lot of time developing the newsletter with great content, leverage it.
Bethel needs on 8/6
Excavation on 8/28
Stuff the bus on 8/8
There were more
COT: 100%

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Taser!

WARMUP: SSH, windmills, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, Moroccan nightclubs, mosey to west side of parking lot (wall by first national.

THE THANG:
Thang 1: 7’s
Merkins at the bottom of the “hill” (in parking lot )- NUR to stop sign at the top- jump squats at the top – run back down

Wall sit for some recovery

Mosey to middle of the lot for 4 corners around the islands

Thang 2: 4 corners
Corner 1: shoulder taps
MOT = shuffle L
Corner 2: squats
MOT = karaoke L
Corner 3: mountain climbers
MOT = shuffle R
Corner 4: LBC’s
MOT = karaoke R
Rep count = 20
Completed 4rounds

Had time so added a few mins of yoga/plank sequence moving through: down dog – plank – 6 inches – up dog – side planks – Superman’s

Mosey Back to the wall, where everyone held a wall sit and we took turns stepping out for two burpees.

Mosey back to flag for Mary

MARY: flutters, Freddie mercuries, plank toe-touches, big boy sit-ups

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
#ao-la-grama – lawn service for fort mill care center. Contact Sofrito or check 2F

Bethel men’s shelter next week: signup in slack or contact Float Bridge


American Heart walk – contact sasquatch


COT: yes

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