Pain and suffering with a happy ending

WARMUP:
– Moroccan nightclubs
– Windmills
– Cherry pickers
– Imperial walkers
Mosey to benches and do a W.A.S.H.
– 50 hand release Werkins
– 50 American Hammers
– 50 Step ups (25 each leg)
– 50 Hip thrusts

THE THANG:
Mosey to poles
There are exercises at each pole around the middle school bus loop. Stop at each pole, starting with 1, compete exercise, then return back to starting pole and do one burpee per pole (1 burpee for pole 1, 2 burpees for pole 2, etc.). Run to next station, but stop at each station you pass and complete those exercises, run back to start.

Pole 1 – 5 Mike Tyson’s
Pole 2 – 10 Merkins
Pole 3 – 15 Squats
Pole 4 – 20 Monkey humpers
Pole 5 – 25 Big boy sit-ups
Pole 6 – 30 Diamond Merkins
Pole 7 – 35 Leg raises
Pole 8 – 40 Carolina Dry Docks

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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4 Corners Weinke border W/ MOT

WARMUP: SSH/IW/HW/Moroccan/baby arm circles. Ran a lap around parking lot to get the blood flowing.
THE THANG: 4 corners. Weinkes at each corner. 3 exercises per corner. Increasing reps 10/15/20/25. MOT to next corner
MARY: yoga stretching
ANNOUNCEMENTS: golf tourney fundraising dollars
COT: prayers for millach family

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Gone fishin at the yard

WARMUP: SSH-IC, 5-Burpees, ImpW-IC, 4-Burpees, cherry pickers-IC, 3 Burpee, HillW-IC, 2 Burpee‘s, windmill-IC,

10-Burpees (2.0 failed to recognize pattern…)
Mosey to Football field

THE THANG: #1: Go Fish Fitness Game
Concept: Each team “fishes” for cards to make a match 
Setup: Place deck at top of hill / Pax form groups on the field.
How to Play:
1 One PAX per group goes to the deck, draws a card, and brings it back.
2 Each new card drawn = a new “round” of a light exercise for the waiting group.
3 When a group has two of the same rank (like two 7s), they call out “Go Fish!” and everyone does the exercise for that rank together.
finish when deck is empty

Card Exercise Key (for when a “Go Fish” match happens):

Black Card
h (AMRAP)
A-4
Squats (w/ or w/o Jump)
5-9
Shoulder taps or CDD’s
10-K
Seal Jacks

RED Card
Exercise (AMRAP)
A-4
Plank (+ “High-Five” your kid/ partner)
5-9
Step-back Lunges (5 ea leg)
10-K
March in Place w/ Arm Circles

THANG #2: Chicken Wing 4 Corners Use ½ Football Field… we only had time for two rounds
Mild Wings – 12 Reps 
• Round 1: Seal Jacks
• Round 2: LBCs
•  MOT: Bear Crawl or Side-Lunge-Walk

Medium Wings – 9 Reps
• Round 1: SSH
• Round 2: Gas Pumpers
•  MOT: Toy Soldiers

Hot Wings – 6 Reps 
• Round 1: Smurf Jacks
• Round 2: Big Boys 
•  MOT: Carioca

Thermonuclear Wings – 3 Reps 
• Round 1: Bomb Jacks
• Round 2: Iron Eagle Protractor (AKA Hello Ladies)
 MOT: Walk

MARY: circle of [hate]…”dislike“ (1 PAX calls exercise and bear crawls around perimeter while others engage).

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter stuff

COT:  2.0’s → they hold their own COT ~ 20 yards away…
Men shared prayers for ailing friends and loved ones

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Can’t touch Laz

Warmup at Flag – then Mosey to Theatre

Demo during warm-up: Imp- squat-walker, SSH-Shuffle, Lt.-Dan-Ono

Thang #1: Hip Hop : Song – Mosey to Far Light pole & back
ABS/WARMUP-1990
You can’t touch this, MC Hammer
~4:30
Alternating SSH with side-Shuffle
(Almost 2 m in)…“break it down”, = Burpee until
“stop, Hammertime” = A. hammers, until the next, can’t touch this
Alternate A.H.s with Flutters switching w/ “can’t touch this”/“break it down “

LOWER-1992
Baby got back (4:20) Sir Mix-A-Lot
Intro = ISqWs
Every time the title hits (12 X) do 2 Lt. Dan-Ohno.
During Verses: monkey humpers

CHESTY-1986
Push It (4:30) – Salt n Peppa
Every time title hits (14 X), do 2 Merkens, Plank Jacks in between
Verses: MTN. Climbers

Thang #2: Run & Gun Jack-Webb

Mosey around perimeter of AO, stopping at select Lights to add to JW 1/4 – up to 5/20 & back down… Other MOT’s as mood dictates
1 CDD(1) & V-sit(4) – up to 5/20
2 Back down…: Jump-squats & calf- raises

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: prayers for aging family & wisdom/patience/humility with life’s challenges & opportunities

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La Serpiente ? y el Pilón

Shared and along with Injuries

WARMUP:

20 Low Slow Squats
10 Wind :dash: Mills
10 Moroccan Night Club
10 Imperial Walkers
10 Hillbilly Walkers
10 Slow Kettlebell Swings

THE THANG:

3 Circuits of 9 Rounds Each

1st Posterior Chain Power
40 Secs of Work
With 20 Secs Rest
– Kettlebell Swings
– Goblet Squats
– Single Arm Bent over rows (switch half way)
Walk to fence and back

2nd. Push + Core
45 secs of work
With 15 Secs of rest
– Kettlebell Floor Press (switch half way)
– Kettlebells front rack lunges (switch half way)
– Kettlebell plank drag (side to side)
Walk to fence and back

3rd. Power & Stability
40 Secs of Work
With 20 Secs of Rest
– Kettlebell Clean to Squat to Press
– Single Arm Swing (switch half way)
– Kettlebells suitcase hold march in place
Walk to fence and back

MARY:
Hip flexor stretching :woman-gesturing-ok:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Leaders on the link, BBQ & Bourbon, Read Newsletter

COT: Always close to our hearts.

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Jacked up at Jackal

WARMUP: 8 (Drop hunted for us later) gathered to enjoy the cooler temps. Quick mosey to the bottom of the hill for: SSH, windmills, cherry pickers, low slow squats, merkins, a few lower back stretches.
THE THANG: At the bottom of the hill we did, 25 merkins, 25 squats, 25 flutters in cadence. Run to the top of the hill for the same rinse and repeat, then back down, then back up for 100 total.

We all ran to the basketball courts but had a pit stop on the way. 2 min wall sit with Apache name history while the clock ran down.

At the basketball courts we started at one baseline with the goal to run to the far baseline of court #2.
– 25 CDD
– 25 single count lunges
– 25 double count Freddy mercury
Back and forth for 100.

We then ran all the way down by the football field parking spots for the last set.
– 5 diamonds, 5 wide arm, 5 ranger merkins
– 10 out, regular, in calf raises
– 25 LBCs

We did 2 sets of these. Then back to COT.
MARY: We did a few exercises before time ran out.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: of course
COT: CSPAN style

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Ode to Nairobi

WARMUP: usuals
THE THANG: started off by discussing the brief history of our connection with F3 Nairobi and Safari (Phelix), shared the mission of bringing clean water to Homabay Africa, Safaris home and how it was divine intervention perhaps that brought Jonathan Fraufenhaur (F3 Mapquest) into F3 where he learned of F3 Nairobi. Our plans to raise 50,000 to fund the project over there led by Living Waters International of which Jonathan is an executive, and the involvement of the Fort.

I brought a Jerry Can to represent the cans that the people of that part of the world have to use to get water every day walking 3-4 miles to get to water sources that are not even clean!

The goal was to keep the can in the air the whole 45 minutes while we travelled to several pain stations bringing the kettlebells with us to complete the exercises at the stations.

Station one:

One Pax holds Can while other pax rotate through 4 exercises 10x each exercise once the Pax complete the 4 exercises the Can gets passed to the next Pax- 7 minutes total then we move to the next station-

There were 3 stations, actually 4 but we missed one because YHC forgot about it :man-facepalming:

Station 1
Press
Squats
Twists
Swings

Station 2
Bent over rows
Lunges
Clean to press
Plank drags

Station 3
10 Kettlebell Bent-Over Rows
• 10 Kettlebell Swings
• 10 Kettlebell Deadlifts
• 10 Kettlebell Sumo High Pulls

After this we walked back to COT, we held plank while PAX carried YJC to end of lot and back, then next Pax went to end of lot and back while we all did exercise called by the last pax that got back. Did this for 8 minutes

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: https://fundraise.water.cc/give/f5969080/#!/donation/checkout

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Cindy with a Tire Smoke Show

Warm-Up:
SSH – 20 IC
Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Moroccan NC – 10 IC
Mosey lap around AO

Main Thang:
Round 1: Cinder Strength
Perform 3 rounds: (10, 15, 20 reps)

Cinder Block Squat Press (Thruster)
Cinder Block Rows
Cinder Block Lunges (10 per leg)
Cinder Block Curls
Cinder Block Flutter Kicks (with a press)

Recovery: Mosey to 50 yards and back between rounds.

Round 2: Tire Gauntlet
2 rounds total.

1. Tire Flips – One person Flips the tire, while the other person does a Burpee switching until the 20 yard line and back
2. Tire Jumps – Hop in/out of the tire continuously switching off.
3. Tire Farmer Carry – 40-yard carry and back.
4. Merkins on Tire – Hands elevated and decline (10 reps)

Round 3: Team Grinder Finisher
Pair up. One partner flips the tire 3 times down and back. The other does cinder block reps until relieved.

1 Round:
Partner A: Running 50 yards and back
Partner B: Cinder Block movement (rotate each set)

1. Overhead Press
2. Goblet Squat
3. Block Swing
4. Bent Row

COT Discussion:
Controlling Your Emotions

Let’s talk about something every one of us wrestles with — emotions. Emotional control isn’t just about staying calm; it’s about staying effective. When your emotions take over, logic shuts down, words fly out, and relationships get damaged. You can’t lead your family, your team, or yourself if you’re letting anger, pride, or fear call the shots.

We like to think we’re logical, steady, and unshakable… but truth be told, every man has moments when emotions start running the show. Anger. Frustration. Fear. Pride. Anxiety. Those feelings are part of being human — but if we’re not careful, they can become the ones driving the truck while we’re just along for the ride.

I once heard someone say, “If you can’t control your emotions, your emotions will control your decisions.”
And that’s the truth. Every bad decision we’ve ever made — snapping at someone, overreacting, walking away when we should’ve stayed — came from an uncontrolled moment.

We live in a world that tells us, “Just follow your heart.”
That sounds good — until your heart’s leading you into a wall.
Your feelings will tell you to quit when things get hard, to speak when you should listen, or to fight when you should forgive.

But here’s the deal: your emotions are real, but they’re not always right.

Now, emotions aren’t bad. God gave them to us. They help us connect, empathize, protect, and love. But emotions make terrible leaders. When emotions take the driver’s seat, discipline, faith, and wisdom usually end up in the back.

Proverbs 25:28 says:

> “A man without self-control is like a city broken into and left without walls.”

That’s a strong image — a man without self-control is vulnerable, defenseless, and exposed. When we lose control of our emotions, we leave our marriages, our families, and our leadership wide open to damage.

Faith — real, active faith — is how we rebuild those walls. Faith doesn’t mean we never get angry or frustrated. It means we know where to take those emotions when they come.

When you walk in faith, you’re saying:

> “God, I’m not strong enough to control everything, but I trust that You are.”

That shift in mindset changes everything. Instead of reacting out of pride or fear, you start responding out of peace and perspective. Faith gives you breathing room — space between the emotion and your reaction.

Think about Christ — faced with betrayal, hatred, torture, and humiliation. Yet He controlled His emotions perfectly. He didn’t lash out. He didn’t let anger dictate His actions. He stayed grounded in His purpose. That’s not weakness — that’s power under control.

We can’t always control our circumstances, but we can control our response. And that’s what separates men who lead from men who drift.

In our daily lives — at work, at home, even right here in the gloom — emotions will flare up. The question is: Do you react from emotion, or do you respond from faith?

Faith says, “Pause.”
Faith says, “Breathe.”
Faith says, “Remember Who’s in charge.”

The Solution: Pause, Pray, Proceed

Here’s a simple three-step formula for emotional control that’s grounded in faith and discipline:

1. Pause – When that rush of emotion hits, don’t react immediately. Take a breath. Walk away if you need to. You’ll rarely regret the words you don’t say.

> Proverbs 29:11 says, “A fool gives full vent to his spirit, but a wise man quietly holds it back.”

2. Pray – Turn that emotion into a moment of surrender.
“God, help me respond, not react.”
That quick prayer realigns your spirit before your mouth gets involved.

3. Proceed – Once you’ve calmed and prayed, act with intention, not impulse.
Make your move from a place of strength and faith, not frustration or fear.

And over time, when you consistently hand those moments to God, you start to build a quiet strength that others notice. Your wife feels it. Your kids see it. Your coworkers respect it. And your brothers here feel it too.

Emotional control doesn’t come from pretending you’re unshakable — it comes from trusting a God who is.
When you anchor your emotions in faith, the storms still come, but you don’t get tossed around.

Jesus didn’t panic in the storm — He slept through it.
Not because He didn’t care, but because He trusted His Father’s plan. That’s the model: peace through trust.

So when your day spins out — deadlines, conflict, stress — remember:

> “I don’t have to control everything. I just need to stay connected to the One who does.”

Because men who control their emotions through faith become anchors — not just for themselves, but for everyone around them.

Challenge for the Week

This week, when emotion starts to rise — frustration at work, anger at home, or fear about something you can’t control — take a breath and ask one question:

> “Am I reacting from faith or from feeling?”

If it’s faith, keep moving forward. If it’s feeling, stop and hand it to God. Let Him take the wheel before your emotions drive you off course.

— before you speak, text, or act — say this to yourself:

> “Pause. Pray. Proceed.”

Try it three times this week and see what changes — not in your circumstances, but in your peace.

Closing Thought

> “Be still, and know that I am God.” — Psalm 46:10

Stillness doesn’t mean weakness. It means control. It means faith. And in that stillness, God restores your strength, rebuilds your walls, and reminds you who’s really in charge.

> “Better a patient man than a warrior, one with self-control than one who takes a city.” — Proverbs 16:32

We admire the man who conquers others.
But God admires the man who conquers himself.
That’s real strength. That’s leadership.

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13 YR Anniversary Convergence

WARMUP:
THE THANG:
Here is my weinke – Assassin

We had about 12 runners and 6 ruckers tackle the tundra of the paved loop around the schools.

Starting at the front door we headed around the back, past the shop, past the ROTC HQ, down to the elementary playground, back by the stadium, out to Jones Road and back to the front.

All enjoyed. Thanks to Sasquatch and Spectre for the preview lap and suggestions.

Convergence bootcamp Q- Backdraft

Warmup- SSH, windmills, cherry pickers, mtn. Climbers, Moroccan night clubs

The thang-
Count off for groups of 3s
Mosey to pull up bars
Group 1 wall sits
Group 2 merkins

Group 3 13 pull ups 13 burpees

Stay in groups Dora on the hill
Bottom 300 CDDs top 300 squat jumps mosey from top to bottom

Line up in parking lot for 43 seconds of following exercises followed by bear crawls in-between
Exercises were as follows
Merkins, air squats, flutters, alt. Shoulder taps, jump squats, lbc’s, Carolina’s dry docks, alt lunges, burpees,

Mosey back to COT in original 3 man groups

KB workout- Boogie Nights

Ladder of pain- it sucked

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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