4 Corners & More

WARMUP:
Motivator
Imperial Walkers
Stretchy Things

THE THANG:
Thang 1 – Four Corners Escalator
Corner 1: 10 Merkins
Run to corner 2
Corner 2: 10 Merkins, 20 Squats
Run to corner 3
Corner 3: 10 merkins, 20 Squats, 30 Big Boys
Run to corner 4
Corner 4: 10 merkins, 20 Squats, 30 Big Boys, 40 Lunges
Run to Corner 1 then back to 4 to go back down the escalator.

Thang 2 – Dora
50 Hand Release Merkins
100 Squats
150 Flutters (4-Count = 1)
200 Mt. Climbers (4-Count = 1)

MARY: We had a couple of minutes for Mary.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Break the Dam
Overnight Ruck
Tortoise & Hare
Bethel Men’s Shelter
Read the News Letter

COT: Praises were made!

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The hills were alive

WARMUP:
THE THANG: the route that was called took us down munn to harris(r), to Sutton view neighborhood. Go all the way through the neighborhood, cross Sutton and head down Sutton view rd into mason’s bend. At the end is Sutton view, turn left, take first right, follow to the end, turn left up towards the main mason’s bend rd. Turn left there and head for home. Pax were encouraged to add loops in Kingsley if they wanted more mileage. Very hilly route, this (over 500 ft of climb)
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: stay safe out there

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A Heavy set of the runs

WARMUP:
mosey around parking lot and circle up for IC SSH, IW, WM, MNC OH Claps

THE THANG:
grab bags and head to grass fields

Run ~1/4 mile (inside perimeter of fenced field)
Bag Work:
10 bearhug squats, 10 bentover rows
Bearhug walk to across field and back

Run ~1/4 mile (inside perimeter of fenced field)
Bag Work:
10 over shoulder tosses, 10 deadlifts
Suitcase carry across field and back

Run ~1/4 mile (inside perimeter of fenced field)
Bag Work:
10 front rack reverse lunges, 10 overhead push presses
Front rack carry across field and back

Run ~1/4 mile (inside perimeter of fenced field)

Bag on shoulders and walk around inside perimeter of fenced field with stops for 5 IC squats at each corner

Rifle carry across field
Bag work:
10 flutter press, 10 curls

Bag on shoulders and walk around inside perimeter of fenced field with stops for 5 IC push presses at each corner

Bear crawl pull through across field

MARY: 6 dudes 3 bags – rotate around circle tossing Bag over head (like 2 girls 1 cup but different)

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter

COT: yup

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Dealer’s Choice

Nice and gloomy, misty, cool morning. Just being out in this means you made the choice to NOT let the Jester win.
WARMUP: Slow mosey to the contractors pickup area at Lowe’s, circle up for the following, my standard SWIMS warmup:
– 15 SSH 4ct
– 10 Windmills
– 15 Imperial Walker 4ct
– 10 Moroccan night clubs 4 ct
– 15 Strawberry pickers
Since we were where we needed to be, we went right into….
THE THANG:
Dealer’s Choice
I have had the F3 workout deck in my truck for quite some time, like over a year, and never found the right opportunity to use it. Well, today was the day. The cards are waterproof so I was not worried about them getting wet, just whether I could read the small-ish print or not. HA!

Pick a card, do the exercise, then on to the next. Clubs are core, hearts are cardio, spades are legs, diamonds are upper body. Rep count is based on number/suit on the card 2-10 are their number, jacks are 11, queens are 12, kings are 13, aces are something special. jokers/jester are wild card (I had them as 10 burpees).
We got through the following (larger numbers were OYO, everything else in cadence)
2 bulgarian split squats
2 hand clap merkins
11 plank jacks
100 calf raise (ace of spades)
3 wojo squat
7 LBC
sprint 200 m (modified to 50m out and back, 2 of hearts)
11 dips
10 rosalita
NUR 50m out and back
sprint 300m (modified to 50m out and back, 3 of hearts)
lunge walk 50m out and back
10 oblique crunch per side
90 sec high plank
4 CDD
100 SSH (ace of hearts)
13 merkin
sprint 400m (modified to loop around parking lot)
5 lunge 2 ct
12 monkey humpers’
100 arm circles (50 each direction, ace of diamonds)
7 monkey humpers
3 Chuck Norris merkins
6 wide arm merkins
4 alternating side squat/lunge, each side
10 incline merkins
12 diamond merkins
9 ranger merkins10 butt kickers each leg
12 freddy mercury, 2ct
5 hand release merkins
9 LSS
60 seconds low plank (on forearms)
That put us at 3 minutes to 6, just enough time to run back to COT. Unfortunately no jokers/jesters were pulled.
Mumblechatter was most excellent!! Great job by all
MARY: None

ANNOUNCEMENTS: A LOT going on. Highlighted literally everything that is in the newsletter.

COT: A lot lifted up. Reminded PAX that we are all carrying burdens, and we men tend to suffer in silence, but when it gets too much, do not be afraid to reach out, for someone will definitely step in to help lighten the load.

Thanks Peach Stand for the opportunity to lead.
SYITG
Blessings,
-NASA

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Ladder Workout

WARMUP: Merkins, Windmills, Moroccan Night Club, Cherry Picks
THE THANG: 10 Reps each Ladder Workout K-BELL Swings, Goblet Squats, Over head press, Calf Raises, Curls, Lungs (L+R), Plank Pull Though (L+R), Sumo Squat High Pulls, Figure 8’s, Merkins w/ K-Bell, American Hammers, Flutter Kickes w/K-BELL
MARY: Leg Lifts 15, Scissors 15 x2
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Mens Shelter, Litter Pickup Adopt a Highway, Jaeger Sprint, The Tortoise and The Hare, Overnight Ruck.
COT: yes

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Red Herring Barcetta

WARMUP: Yes. Even did some merkins with our feet elevated as part of it. Guys were not happy.
THE THANG: Ran over to the old America Jackal grounds. Did some string of pearls around the school including: Bulgarian Split Squats, Toy Soliders, Bear Crawls, Rugby Sprints, a moment of 4 corners (merkins, squats, lunges, burpees).

Finally got to the field for Red Barcetta: https://f3thefort.com/2020/02/18/red-barchetta-test-drive/

100 yards & 100 SSH
75 yards & 75 mountain climbers
50 yards & 50 LBCs
25 yards & 25 merkins
10 yards & 10 burpees

Didn’t quite have time to work our way back up, but we got past the burpees, merkins, and LBCs.

MARY: Imperial Squat Walkers instead

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read the newsletter. You can find it from the homepage

COT: was held

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Playing with Bricks at the Box

WARMUP: PAX grabbed bricks from the back of my vehicle and then moseyed around the corner of the school to find cover.

THE THANG: Had 3 JWebbs planned, only completed 2

1st JW – 1:4 ratio finishing at 10:40, Lunges:Squats. Lunges were each leg, everytime you went down into lunge position you performed a lateral raise with the bricks, during squats PAX were asked to hold the bricks in the lateral raise position until completion of the set.

2nd JW – 1:4 ratio finishing at 10:40, MerkinsonBricks:Overhead Claps

MARY: We moseyed back to COT
Had great fellowship discussing influence.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter, Trash Pick Up, Jaegar Sprint, BreaktheDam, read your newsletter

COT: STK!

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Top, bottom, out at LAZ

Warmup: the usual suspects
Mosey to theater
Thang#1: muzac
1. https://youtu.be/FNxGcVVkheA?si=66YM98r8lt2Q4uUY-69 by cody parks & dirty south (~4 min): prisoner Squats-AMRAP during instrumental, lunges during lyrics,… on “shot a man” do 15 merkins
1. Short mosey
1. https://youtu.be/t6q9Vc1ZtQI?si=4hWCrXxR1LWp8YrO by Fabulous (~4 min): BBSU on “Breathe”, AmHammer otherwise
#2- top-bottom-out: 2x through each man (groups of 3)… timer is mosey out&back
– Australian mt. climbers on partner holding Al Gore
– Bottom plank, top – high/flow gas pumper
#3: clockwork inverted Rows – TRX 
1 pax Draws a card (five-K) -# = reps on TRX while everyone else follows a menu board AMRAP ( optional modification – my. climbers with feet  in TRX handles… Instead of inverted rows).
Rest of pax does this….
Clubs: J-Q Seal Jacks, 
9-10-SSH, 
7-8-Smurf-Jacks, 
5-6-Bomb-Jacks 
Spades: 
J-Q-LBC’s, 
9-10-Gas-Pumpers, 
7-8-Big-Boiz
5-6-hello ladies
Hearts:
 J-Q-Flying Squirrels, 
9-10–Burpees
7-8-Kraken Burpees,
5-6-Calimari/Krakens
Diamonds: 
J-Q-good a.m., 
9-10 – calf raises,
7-8– Lt. Dan,
5-6-Lt. Dan-Ono
King (any suit) – wild card… PAX that Drew it causes any exercise in that muscle group
ANNOUNCEMENTS: upcoming Bethel shelter serve, CSAUP‘s, etc.
COT: praises for community that we enjoy, and the gift of our ability to help our communities.

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Hockey Gold

WARMUP: Quick run around the parking lot, back to COT area, circle up for the following:
– 20 SSH
– 10 Windmills
– 15 Imperial walkers
– 15 Moroccan night clubs
– 10 Strawberry pickers
Then run to the parking lot at Grace Presbyterian Church for the main event!
THE THANG:
In light of Happy Gilmore as well as the USA Men’s and Women’s Hockey teams winning Gold at the Olympics, I put together something fun yet challenging to improve our hockey #3S2T.
An NHL hockey rink is 200ft long x 85ft wide. The large parking lot in front of the church is a little larger – approx 240′ x 100′. Go big and train to compete, right? There were 8 cones set up around our rink, each with exercises and a mode of transportation to the next cone. Start at cone 1, do the exercise, move to the next. Happy Gilmore may not have been the best skater or shooter, but damn he was intense. No rest in between as Happy would want it
Note: DC = double count
Cones:
1. ICING CALL on the opponent! Puck dropped but they won it. SKATE to go on defense! >> Eric Heiden’s to #2. (aka lateral lunge runs).
2. On defense in the corner. Happy falls on the ice and can’t get up! >> 30 dying cockroaches (DC) and 20 hammers (DC) >> Bear crawl to #3 (approx 25 yds)
3. GET UP OFF THE ICE HAPPY!! In front of the net, blocking shots. >> 10 burpees. >> Strides to #4 (think of a run while skipping, knees up high).
4. Happy was a pugilist. In the opposite defensive corner of the rink. Work on your enforcer abilities! >> 20 planks w alternating punches (DC), 20 Cobra Kai’s (DC) (while holding a deep squat, alternate punching) >> GO ON OFFENSE!! >> Strides to #5 (opposite end corner of the parking lot)
5. We are wide open!! Pass me the puck!! Signal your teammates >> 40 SSH (DC) >> You got the puck, move to the net! >> Strides to # 6 (center rink, offensive side)
6. TAKE THE SHOT!! Practice your SLAPSHOT!! >> 30 Apolo Ohno’s w arm swings. >> Bear crawl to #7 (opposite corner, offensive side, approx 30 yds)
7. YOU SCORED!! Now taunt the LOSERS!! >> 30 monkey humpers, 20 dirty dogs (10 each leg). >> Mary Katherine Lunge to #8 (a lunge walk, while you are lunging, you are extending both arms overhead, like a touchdown signal).
8. CELEBRATE!! Raise Lord Stanley’s Cup!!! At center rink. With a cinderblock, 20 curls then 20 overhead presses. Did you know: The Stanley Cup weighs 35 lbs, and a cindy weighs 38 lbs.
Back to #1, and repeat.
Everyone got in 2 full rounds and started on a 3rd. Then we did an indian run back to COT for…

MARY: A little less than 2 minutes worth.

COT:
Announcements: Highlighted Bethel Men’s Shelter next week, Break the Dam run this weekend, litter pickup, and other items in the newsletter. GET INVOLVED!!
P&P: Alot lifted up.

Thanks for the opportunity to lead.
SYITG
-NASA

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