Wait… I thought Olaf was on Q

WARMUP:
20 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
10 Moroccan Night Clubs IC
10 Cherry Picker IC
Plank Warm Up

THE THANG:
Partner DORA
100 Merkins
200 Squats
300 LBC’s

Lunge Worm

11’s
Lt. Dan Magic Legs : BBS

MARY:
Not enough time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tortoise and Hare
Newsletter

COT:
Prayers were shared
Sometimes people don’t show up.
Doesn’t matter what the reason.
Step up and lead regardless.

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Circuit City

WARMUP: Cherry pickers / windmills / SSH
THE THANG: Circuit
20 merkins
Run a lap
20 BBS
Run a lap
20 dips
Run a lap
20 pickle pointers
Run a lap
20 squats
Run a lap

Repeat X 4

Abs
Found a wall for wall 30 sit ups (on your 6)
30 single leg V-ups
50 LBC’s

MARY: kinda
ANNOUNCEMENTS: many
COT: employment opportunities

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Good Morning Respectables!

WARMUP
Disclaimer and some static stretches at the flag.

THE THANG:
Take a lap around the parking lot and stop at the front of school for COP. All in Cadence:
SSH x 20, windmill x 10, Mountain climber x 15, Low slow squat x 15, cherry picker x 10
Form two lines about 5 yards and face each other. Bear crawl in cadence (4 steps four steps forward/four steps back) x 5
Freddie Mercury x 15, LBC x 15
Back into formation, 5 yards apart. Crabwalk in cadence (4 steps forward/four steps back) x 5
Finish with 10 flying squirrels in cadence

Form a straight line and lunge walk the parking lot spaces, do 5 squats at every other line. Return to start with a bearcrawl and 3 merkins at every other line.

Indian Run 2 laps around the parking lot.

Circle up for <@UJGS2BBQD> modifed (7 reps) killer hip routine

MARY:
Rosalita x 15, Pretzel crunch x 15, Hello Dolly x 15, American Hammer x 15, Box cutter x 10, Superman hold x 3

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dam to Dam race this weekend

COT:
Prayers for <@U790WHUKC>’s wife with health issues/job change, traveling mercies for students traveling, and those traveling to and running the Dam to Dam race in the rain.
After a week of illness, it was great to be back with my F3 brothers this morning – all respectables! Well done, gentlemen!

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Buy in, cash out

WARMUP: SSHs and windmills. Then partner up and catch me if you can around loop. P1 does 5 hand release merkins, p2 farmer carries both rucks. P1 runs to catch P2 and switch. On and on around loop.
THE THANG: Buy in: 50 squats and 50 swings, break up as you want.
Main event: 4 rounds of the following:
20 flutters w/press
15 merkins w/ruck
10 ruck OH squats
5 man-makers
Lap (alternated between run and ruck)
Cash out: 50 single leg V-ups and 50 high pulls, break up as you want.
Recover and head back to COT.

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Your MILGA is showing

What a wonderful day in the MILGAhood. This being my first visit and q to Colosseum, I aimed to disappoint. The workout was this

– poles on the back of the school. increase rep count by 1 at each pole then return to start. Burpee Merkin Squat is taking the fort by storm
– found the only set of accessible steps on the entire west side. The count was however many leaps it took to get to the top by each pax. Average was 3 leaps. Some folks (Bandcamp) were jackasses and took 9. First excersice was burpees, then after everyone went we did dips
– then went to the court for broadjumps as our rep count. average was 4. step ups was the excersice until all pax had jumped
– lunge walk and bear crawl back to cot for 5 minutes of mary

Yes, i made pretty much all of this up as we went. I like to live dangerously like that.

Work from the Bird:
We all need prayers. Its not selfish to ask someone to pray for you. Don’t think you always need to pray for someone else. That’s a great thing, but you need to be right also. Work on that vertical relationship. Gotta get you right so you can help others. I’m asking for prayers for me. Send me all the love you got right now and ask Gods help too. I challenge you all to be bold and pick someone in COT to pray for. Even if they don’t ask for it. I GUARANTEE it will make their entire day having that power.

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Sysiphus returns

WARMUP: Mosey and then the usual minus the SSH
THE THANG: went back to an old COVID WOD from <@U5P2KHLJ2> 5 Burpees every minute for 20 min & mixed in some Squats, MNCs, Calf raises with the spare seconds. After that we headed to hole 18 for a Sysiphus run up one of the worst hills in TC. 30sec, 60sec, 90 sec. Everyone loved it especially <@UN3JKG18C>! Mosey back to COT
MARY: 5 min of rotating Mary and some stretching
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: prayers for safe vacation travels for <@UN3JKG18C>

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Partner pain sesh

WARMUP: brief
THE THANG:
Partner up
Start on one side of parking lot and advance to other side.
Partner A uses double KB, partner B uses sandbag. Switch gear at each planter.
5 clean
5 press
5 thruster.
At halfway point, switch to:
Partner A runs to end of parking lot. Partner B does lunges with KBs. When partner A returns to partner B, switch roles until getting to the end. Switch directions.
At middle of parking lot, repeat the first section back to the starting point.
Then:
Partners complete:
100 bag thrusters
200 double KB swings
50 burpees jump over bag
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read newsletter
COT: yes

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Sweep the Leg Field Trip

WARMUP: Nope
THE THANG:
Every stop = 10 Merkins, 10 Dry Docks, 15 Squat Jumps, 20 LBCs
– Cross street turn right, head to Towne Tavern parking lot
– Continue to Enterprise Rent-a-Car
– Continue to My Eye Dr
– Continue to CVS
– Left just before Burger King – continue to Holiday Inn Express
– Turn left – head to Forest Hill/Armory
– Head back the way we came
– Stops or no stops depending on time
MARY: No chicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter. Or don’t. It’s up to you.
COT: The 5th Core Principle

Don’t worry, stats are intact.

Backblasts are rarely read, and arguably aren’t serving the purpose they once did. Is that good? Bad? Neutral? They do serve a purpose, though, and so I will do it. Sort of.

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Up 1-0 & a FNG

WARMUP: mosey to the back of football stadium – exercises in cadence
Windmills
Cherry Pickers
Plank, down dog, up dog, plank
Merkins
Peter Parker’s
Shoulder Taps
Low slow squats
Add Moroccan night clubs
Seal Jacks

THE THANG: Sweet 16 – Partner up for a de-escalating sweet 16. Partner 1 exercises, partner 2 runs then flapjack until complete

16 burpees
15 burpees
14 burpees
13 burpees
12 burpees
11 wide arm merkins
10 wide arm merkins
9 wide arm merkins
8 wide arm merkins
7 wide arm merkins
6 – diamonds
5 – diamonds
4 – diamonds
3 – diamonds
2 – diamonds
1 – diamond

Mosey to wall by band lot and hold people’s chair of gratitude. Each pax voiced one thing for which they were grateful.

On to rugby sprints
Exercises in cadence at various quantities followed by a sprint call for a short distance
Squats and a sprint
Merkins and a sprint
Big boys and a sprint

To the hill – more rugby sprints
Squats and a sprint
Merkins and a sprint

Side shuffle Down hill stopping twice for exercises
Squats
Burpees

Mosey to ticket window for geometry class
Protractors with rosalitas and hello dolly’s mixed in.

MARY: big boys and a body destroyer
ANNOUNCEMENTS: always – read your newsletter
COT: 5th core principle

NMM: after completing the sweet 16 all pax acknowledged that those exercises would not have been done had we been left to do them our own in isolation. Community matters and today’s FNG came out for that very reason.

The gift F3 represents to each of us is unique. The common element, however, is that we must share it to fulfill the mission of invigorating male community leadership. How we do that is up to each of us.

Thanks for the call, Pauly D. And Welcome to Fartlek.

Honored,
:eye:

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