Omaha, Omaha! These streets have no name.

WARMUP:

Got the WOD inspiration from Florida Georgia line day before while working the BoFlex. Board of Pain w/ acrostic SIMPLE.

Decided rk take 1 of 2 routes, hit WEP, run laps starting from playground OR run to QT and instruct the 12 to use discretion to stop, wait for 6 and execute BOP.

Rolling in and catching an earful of healthy mumblechatter, decided neither. We will run randomly to dimmly lit parking lots and execute BOP.

Ran up to the old Kimbrells for a little warmup.

– Low slow squat with a jump at the end. @darkhelmet informed me that it was called a squat jump

– imperial walkers

– shoulder taps

– stretches

THE THANG:

An arbitrary count if 15 for each exercise.

Board of pain:

S Shoulder taps
I Irkins
M Monkey Humpers
P Plank Jax
L Lunges
E Burpees (burpee has an E in it)

Run to 1887 Brewery, BOP

Run to the government building on the left on way back, BOP.  After much debate, no one knew what building it was and we found ourselves back at Kimbrells.

By then we started to spread out, causing more chaos.

Run down, take left at Amor and hit parking lot on left, BOP.

Per Jihnny Utahs request, hit Litte Caesars, BOP.

Run past COT, on left side of street, hit parking lot with kong brick wall, BOP.

Head back to COT for some Mary.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Newsletter

COT:

Quoting ZBB “ I have everything I need, nothing that I dont” was a pleasant reminder on being content and thankful for your blessings. Happiness is fleeting but joy is eternal.

Rather quiet, everyone’s life must be perfect.

NMS

I explained this was a clear demonstration how not to Q a workout.

You need to be flexible and know your PAX but you must be able to articulate clearly amidst the chaos of the gloom especially with the strong mumbkechatter hell bent on throwing you off and distracting you.

I personally wouldn’t have it any other way and am thankful for the PAX that showed and their relentlessness. Blessed to have this brotherhood in my life and always am appreciative to serve at BP.

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Leg Day Loop

It was a hot humid morning in The Fort at Sweep The Leg. We had 6 pax post to start the week right.

Disclaimer was given.

Today is about realizing you can’t do it all on your own. To often we fail to realize that we can’t bear the burden all on our own, thankfully we have our tribe, our pax our shield locks to help us through the hard times. Together we are stronger. Today our pain stations are about showing that

Pax divided into pairs of similar paced runners. Today the number to remember is 200 all pain stations

Run to Colosseum (Gold Hill Middle School)

Pain Station 1

-LBC

Run through Middle school down the back driveway towards fields. Stop at first street light

Pain 2: Flutters

Right on Dam rd, right on 160 Left into Brayden, run towards Brayden clubhouse

Stop at Brayden pool

Pain 3: American Hammers

Loop Brayden back to pool,

Pain 4: American Hammers

Back to COT with the VA Pax

Prayers for Pushers 2.0 and her surgery, shields 2.0 traveling and other things on our heart

Olaf took out us out with the 6 ruckers

-Yard Sale

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Running with Burpees

WARMUP: PAX were disclaimed.  That is all.
THE THANG: 3.5 Mile route with 10 burpees every 1/4 mile. X marked the burpee spots. Speedy PAX got 4 miles and change. Us mere mortals did not.
MARY: 4 minutes of stretching with Stang
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Were announced
COT: Prayers and praises were offered

YHC is grateful for a tremendous group of HIM to help in acceleration and staying on the right path. The cooler temps and lower humidity was a blessing to start the week. Thanks to Badlands for the Q spot. It is always a privilege to lead.

Honored,
👁

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TWSS at Pantheon

Ran around with 10 stops.
Each stop we did:
10 Merkins
9 squats
8 LBCs
7 CDDs
6 Jump Squats
5 🇺🇸 🔨
4 HR merkins
3 jump lunges
2 flutters
1 burpee

2ish miles

A few sets of 10 bomb jacks thrown in

Prayers for kiddo’s health
Praise for our kiddo’s and our parents’ health

Great work by all PAX present!

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Mr. Hugh Midity

I recently asked Badlands for a Q At Sweep The Leg. He gave me June 13th and I accepted the assignment forgetting that was the Monday after a week at the beach. Vacation is rough on the body. But all in all it turned out fairly well. Ran one of my fastest miles 7:42 pace that morning and it all went quickly  downhill from there. Noticed a fairly large gathering for my Q which was obvious since I’m a celebrity in F3. Noticeably missing was Bobber.

The Thang

Told everyone what the plan was at 5:14. Which was, run to Berkshire Heights meet at the stop sign. Go clockwise around Berkshire stopping at every stop sign and doing 5 Hand-release Merkins, 5 X and O, 5 Jump Squats. There are 6 stop signs all the way around and one big hill the last 1/4 mile. The next loop add 5 more reps to same exercises for 10 of each. Everyone got over 2 loops some pushed for 3. Finished with 3.35 miles the others got 4. Thanks Badlands for the Q I enjoyed hearing the complaining  from the Pax.
Last thing men. Let’s show the world what a real man looks like. Be kind to strangers even if they think differently than you. Hold the door for a lady as she exits the store. Open the car door for your wife. Go buy her womanly things without bitching about it. Say your kids prayers at night while tucking them in. Push the buggy back inside the grocery store. Love you guys more than you will ever know.

 

COT
Prayers for Decibel son Noah and his recovery

 

 

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Active recovery

WARMUP:
Standard warm up
Ruck half the loop
SSH
Cherry pickers
Yoga
Merkins

THE THANG:
We had the following exercises and reps that we did for 5 mins straight.

5 man makers
10 curls
15 squats
10 overhead press
5 burpees with ruck on

Then for active recovery we would ruck for 2 mins

Repeated this 5 times.

We were definitely faster rounds 1 and 2. No one was able to complete the list twice in one round.

Simple but effective workout. Just an example that a hard workout doesn’t have to be complicated.

MARY:
30 LBCs to finish
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
The runners practicing for the Bear joined us

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Surviving Hero’s Fallen Hero

WARMUP: Quick disclosure, then moseyed to the pull-up bars for a Trucker approved warm-up: Windmills, Tappy Taps, SSH, & OCs – in between each set of exercises PAX started with 1 burpee + 1 pullup – graduated to 5 reps of each.
THE THANG: PAX held plank position while we read about the Heroes we were about to honor: Retired Army General Barry McCaffrey and his fallen hero Captain Dave Ragin.
We carried our Cindys down the hill, starting at the first tree on the right we lunged walk with Cindy to the next tree. At this time, the PAX performed 21 reps each of: Merkins on Cindy, Curls w/ Cindy, and OH Presses w/ Cindy. Once this series of exercises was complete, the PAX, leaving Cindy behind, jog to the pull-bars to perform 7 pull-ups and 7 ToesToBar . Pax then jogged back down the hill to pick up Cindy and lunge walk to the next tree. Continued this routine for a total of 6 stops. Upon completion the PAX were asked to conduct MARY until the 6 was in.
On to the next phase, Jack Webb series I like to call Manly Swings. JWs are 2 exercises with a 1:4 ratio and the routine is typically completed at 10:40. The first exercise was ManMakers w/ Cindy and the 2nd was KB Swings w/ Cindy. We stayed together and completed it right as time was up!!!
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Mens’ Shelter, F3 Dads, Shank’s send off Q tour.
COT: Everyone was asked to give a praise and then prayers were lifted up!

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The Pain Train

The morning was dark and thick in The Fort, and we could see the glimmer of a soft glow in the distance. It was the flickering light of the pain train, and it was headed straight towards us at an incredible rate. All we could do is brace for what was about to pull into the station.

Warmup:

1 Lap Around the school lot
10 Side Straddle Hops
10 Windmills – aka The Trucker
10 Cherry Pickers
10 Merkins
Up Dog/Honeymooner
The Leg Up Hip Thruster (Crowd Pleaser)

We moseyed over to the front of the school for some Wall Bulgarian Split Squats (left then right legs). The timer was an Indian Bear Crawl.

Moseyed over to the back of the school for a little 1st & 10.

The Thang:

There was cones lined up every 10 yards to represent the 10 yard markers on a football field. After each round we would do a lap around the track.

Round 1 – Cone 1 – 10 Burpees

Round 2 – Cone 1 & 2 – 10 Burpees & 20 CDDs

Round 3 – Cone 1, 2, & 3 – 10 Burpees, 20 CDDs, 30 Squats

Round 4 – Cone 1, 2, 3, & 4 – 10 Burpees, 20 CDDs, 30 Squats, 40 Flutters

Round 5 – Cone 1, 2, 3, 4, & 5 – 10 Burpees, 20 CDDs, 30 Squats, 40 Flutters, 50 Clave Raises

Round 6 – Cone 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, & 6 – 10 Burpees, 20 CDDs, 30 Squats, 40 Flutters, 50 Clave Raises, 40 Flutters

Round 7 – Cone 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, & 7 – 10 Burpees, 20 CDDs, 30 Squats, 40 Flutters, 50 Clave Raises, 40 Flutters, 30 Squats

Round 8 – Cone 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, & 8 – 10 Burpees, 20 CDDs, 30 Squats, 40 Flutters, 50 Clave Raises, 40 Flutters, 30 Squats, 20 CDD’s

Round 9 – Cone 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, & 9 – 10 Burpees, 20 CDDs, 30 Squats, 40 Flutters, 50 Clave Raises, 40 Flutters, 30 Squats, 20 CDD’s, 10 Burpees

Ran/Bear Crawled to COT for prayers and praises.

Welcome FNG Snooze Button.

JWOW

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A little of everything

WARMUP:
Mosey from COT to larger parking lot. Did some SSH, Imperial walkers, and Hillbilly Walkers

THE THANG:
A variation of 4 corners.
From corner 1
Bear crawled across 3 aisles with descending merkins at each aisle starting with 20 (20-15-10-5) to corner 2.

Ran down the length of the aisle to the other side of the lot to corner 3. Did lunge walks stopping at each aisle to do squats starting with 20 (20-15-10-5) to corner 4.

Ran back up to corner 1. In moving from corner 1 to 2, did 5 burpees at every light pole. Ran to corner 3 from 2 and then did 20 Freddy mercury’s at every light pole from corner 3 to 4.

Ran back to corner 1. Did a bit of broga. Then moseyed to the first speed bump at the bottom of the hill.

Did a variation of 11’s running up and down the hill, starting with bomb jacks at both top and bottom for 3 rounds, switched to merkins for 2.

Did some dips, karaokes and lunge walks

MARY:
Went around the circle and everyone picked a workout for the last 5 minutes.

COT: Gratitude is everything.

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10-10-10

Mosey
Brayden neighborhood warmup lap w/ stretch
NUR uphill with 10-10-10 pain stations
Mosey back to COT
Island 11s – Merkins and LBCs (parking lot)
2 laps around earth fare
Abs at COT
Back to COT

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