Went Looking For The Stamp…Found It

WARMUP: Run to the pharmacy, wait, run to the old Hardees, wait.
THE THANG:
Captain Thor (1 BBSU : 4 American Hammers-rt side counting = 10:40) and yes, we found the Stamp.
Run to the Town Hall Bldg for a plank series:
Mountain Climbers
Grave Diggers-Rt Side then Left Side
Dips
Run to the big, smooth lot for FMFBC:
NUR the long stretches & Bear Crawl the “short stretches”
To the Church steps
Up & Down the steps 2x then 30 correct squats
Up & Down the steps 2x then 20 correct squats
To the next smooth lot, now by FMCOG
Feet on the curb and lean on another PAX for 50 Calf Raises
Get a partner for Partner Pushes:
Each partner pushes a longer stretch and a shorter stretch.
At the corners, do 20 Flutters I/C & 20 Diamond Merkins
Run back to C.O.T. for a little more Mary.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Feather Duster your lower extremities for Fishstix

WARMUP: This is Sweep, we don’t really do that here.
THE THANG: We ran around a Brayden loop and a Baxter loop and did a lot of burpees and stuff.
MARY: No chicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: The 5th Core Principle

My name is Band Camp and I’m handsomer and smarter than most men. It’s a curse I live with and strive to adapt to daily.

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Subbing to the oldies

WARMUP: no messing around and got right to business knowing mumblechatter would be strong. Mosey around parking lot and stopped for cherry pickers, windmills, low slow squat, merkins, imperial walkers.
THE THANG: went to the tire / oil change for some partner work.
Partner 1 AMRAP step ups while partner 2 ran around building. Did this 3x because why not.

Ran through the smell zone to the church for more partner work.

Partner 1 AMRAP decline merkins while partner 2 ran around the circle lot. Did this 2x with round 2 for urkins.

Ran down the street to the fountain for more partner work (and we changed partners at each station I forgot).

Partner 1 flutter while partner 2 NUR up the hill to the fire station (for backdraft) and then ran pack to partner 1. Did this 2x with round 2 being LBC.

Ran up to fire station for 2 min of burpees because…just because.

Back to COT for 3 min of Mary.
MARY: yes, she was done
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter and lots going on
COT: complete

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The Greatest Workout of All Time? Yes.

WARMUP: Probably. No one remembers.
THE THANG: A few rounds of 11s, 7s, and other nonsense.
The REAL nonsense, though, came in the form of setting things right in the naming department. Sadly, in only 45 minutes, I couldn’t get to everyone, but I will tell you the ones I DID get to…
– is now Kerrigan
– is now Insertion Point
– is now Father Time
– is now Mama’s Boy
– is now French Tip
– is now Tickle Me Ebenezer
– is now Agent My Pleasure
– is now Dumpster Juice
– is now Dumpster Juice II: The Revenge of Dumpster Juice
– is now Stateline Vapes
– is now Gender Confusion
– is now Backward Flush/Dude Wipes
– is now Dementia
– is now Halfway
– is now White Boots, and
– is now Twin Peaks

For more on WHY these Pax got new names, you’ll have to ask them, because I only vaguely remember…

This is why you shouldn’t miss when YHC is the Q. NOTHING but good times.

MARY: No chicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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River District meets 6@6

WARMUP: Some of us.
THE THANG: Run – 6miles ish – Munn Rd to Harris to Sam Smith to Dam Rd down Harvest Point then back. Out 3 miles back 3 miles.
MARY: Nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes – CSAUPs COMING_ Adopt – a – Highway litter pick up Aug 10th._ Newsletter.
COT: YeS

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“Street” not “Cindy” Blocks

WARMUP:
20 SSH
15 Cherry Picker
10 Merkin
5 Burpees
Mosey to the “Blocks”

THE THANG:
(See photo)

Pain stations at the corners.
Loop back and stack exercises.

B.L.I.M.P.S.
5 Burpees – West Leroy
10 Lunge each leg – West Hill
15 Imperial Walker – West Oak
20 Merkins – West Gregg
25 Plank Jacks – West Close
30 Squats – West Lockman

Made it to 25 Plank Jack’s before heading back to COT

MARY:
Captain Thor Jack Webb
1 BBS : 4 American Hammer

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Summer of CSAUP series
State of the Nation

COT:
Show To Know

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It’s a moderate without Bs

Started at exactly 6:30 AM with a professional disclaimer stating that YHC is not a professional.

We moseyed around the lot and warmed up with,
Side Straddle Hop
Produce Pickers
Windmills
Moroccan Nightclubs
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers

Mosey to the benches for,
50 step-ups (25 each leg)
25 25 calf raises

40 step-ups (20 each leg)
20 calf raises

Mosey to the running tracks for some partners work.

100 Merkins
150 CDDs
200 Big Boys
300 LBCs

Mosey to the shovel flag for some Mary, PAX choice as we went in circle one by one until time ran out.
There were,

Toe touches
Freddy Mercury
Box Cutters
and more

COT
Announcements
Prayers
Praises

Burpees and Bear Crawls

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LOREDO

WARMUP: Mosey to the bottom of the hill past the ROTC building for some plank-position exercises. Mosey to the pull-up bars.
6 Pull-Ups & 6 Burpees
Repeat for 3 total rounds
THE THANG:
Make our way to the track. We are here to remember US Army Staff Sergeant Edward Loredo.
6 Rounds
24 Squats
24 Merkins
24 Walking Lunges (12ea leg)
Run 400m

When all finished, line up on the goal line.
Bear crawl 100yds to the other goal line for 30 American Hammers (15 – 4ct)
Crawl bear back to the starting goal line.

MARY: Included throughout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 State of the Nation July 16
Community 5k, various Q announcements, read the newsletter
COT: 5th Core Principle

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2024.28 Armory

Standard warmup…

One of my favorite KB formats is the 3x3x3: 3 rounds of 3 sets of 3 exercises. But to mix it up, 2 sets from the current followed by 1 set of the previous, so A-A, then B-B-A, then C-C-B… I think this allows a little longer recover before heading into the 3rd set which helps you to push harder. I’m going to tell myself that, cause I am still in pain two days later.

Set A:
Clean into a 1 arm thruster x10 (5 EA)
Front raise x10
Single-leg dead lift x10 (5 EL)

Set B:
Bent row x10EA
Tricep Extension x10
Squat x20

Set C:
One-arm swings x10EA
Overhead Press x10EA
Racked split squat x10 each side

Between rounds cooldown lap ending in a 20yd bear crawl to spike the heart rate to get ready for the next round.

This was a tough one. I’m pretty sure Band Camp thought I was making it all up, cause I don’t have to put Sharpie on my forearm… Welcome FNG Splash Pad! Hopefully there was enough fun in there to offset the splashing / dry heaving…

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The Sweaty ? Prep

Disclaimer Shared
WARMUP: None
THE THANG: Trails or Roads Route Shared
MARY: she was missed
ANNOUNCEMENTS: the sweaty Barry coming up. Read your newsletter

COT: Don’t forget about one another, always have another’s SIX! Reach out to each other and encourage and support. We all carry burdens that we don’t share. You never know when one of us needs a NOD more than you know.

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