Real American Crazy Train

WARMUP: SSH, Morrocan Night Club, Merkins, Windmill, Cherry Picker, Low Slow Squat

THE THANG: Mosey from station to station. 3 exercises at each station. 45 seconds on, 15 seconds rest. 2 rounds at each station.

– Low Slow Squat
– Reverse Lunges
– Al Gore

– Merkins
– Alternating Shoulder Taps
– Moroccan Night Club

– Jump Squats
– Lateral Lunges
– Calf Raises

– Wide Armed Merkins
– CDD
– Overhead Clap

– Peter Parkers
– Side Plank
– LBC

– Seal Jacks
– Mountain Climbers
– Burpees

MARY: Flutters, Gas Pumper, Box Cutter

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash pickup, Stuff the Bus, Coffeeteria

COT: Don’t carry your burdens alone

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Sunday funday

Warmup: squats while we were waiting for the avengers to assemble.

Thang: rucked to the colosseum stopping every 10 mins for 10 merkins; 10 squats, and 10 calf raises… once at the track we did tow laps holding our ruck above our head. 5 man makers for every time you dropped the ruck. Back off for another ruck around the neighborhood across 160.

Mary: Lbc, hammers, flutters

COT: prayers and praises

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Training Ground

WARMUP:
THE THANG:
Ruck Shuffled 1 min on and 1 minute off the full workout.
We made our way to Mr. Putty’s for a windmill and stretched. From there, we shuffled to the back road to GHMS, and at each light pole, we did 3 merkins and 3 squats in a back-and-forth sequence of out 2 poles and back 1 pole, working our way down to the bottom of the hill. Ruck on the whole time.
At the bottom of the hill, each pax selected a large rock, we did one overhead press and pass the rock to the right for a full minute, then rinsed and repeated to the left for a full minute.
We then shuffled to the benches at the school and did 3 sets of ARAP dips for 30 each, with ruck on.
We then shuffled to the light poles in front of the school and did 5 flutter press and 5 OHP while suitcase carrying the ruck from pole to pole. The sequence was out two poles and back one pole until we made our way to the end of all the light poles.
We then shuffled to the bottom of the hill at the school entrance. Did 10 slick burpees and ruck shuffles back to COT.
MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Closed in prayer

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Run It Like You Stole It… or Forget the Route

Minute Man rolled in at 6:02 — just early enough to technically make the “6ish” window.

?‍♂️ Road Warriors:
• Fogerty, Bass-o-Matic, and YHC tackled Sam Neely to Harvest Point and back — locked in a crisp 10K (6.2 miles) before most people even hit snooze.
• Peach Stand took the scenic route: Sutton, Baxter, Starbucks fly-by. 4.25 miles and the quote of the morning: “6 miles wasn’t in the forecast.”
• Tiller and Minute Man completely ignored the Harvest Point turn like it never existed.
• Tiller hit the Dam and flipped it at 8 miles.
• Minute Man nearly made it to his own driveway before realizing we weren’t behind him — turned back at Dam Rd for 9 miles, crushed That Hill™ like it was flat. Savage move.

? Trail Gang:
• Vuvuzela and Roll Off delivered a trail-running masterclass:
• Vuvuzela lost a shoe mid-run, went full archaeologist to dig it out, and still gutted out 9.5 miles.
• Roll Off sprinted those same 9.5 miles like he was racing the time clock — controlled chaos at its finest.
• Sasquatch went full beast mode: prerun from home to Lake Haigler, ran the workout, then ran home. 10.66 miles — just showing off at this point.
• Everest and Cobra Kai casually dropped 9 miles like it was a warm-up jog.

? Ruck Ops:
• Wegmans did his thing — 3.6 Kingsley loop miles with weight on his back and grit in his soul.

? Shoes were lost. Hills were tamed. Coffee was earned.
?See you next week — no map needed (but maybe bring a phone just in case).

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Dynamic Memorial Day

THE THANG: run ~1/4 mile to cones (lunge walk between cones); run ~1/4 mile to cones (toy soldiers between cones); run ~1/4 mile to cones (side shuffle between cones); run ~1/4 mile to cones (skip between cones); run ~1/4 mile to cones (NUR between cones); run ~1/4 mile to cones (bear crawl between cones); run ~1/4 mile to cones (bunny hop between cones); run ~1/4 mile to cones (high knees between cones); run ~1/4 mile to cones (butt kicks between cones); run ~1/4 mile to cones (carioca between cones); run ~1/4 mile to cones (alternating side lunges between cones); run ~1/4 mile to cones (inch worms between cones); run ~1/4 mile to cones (side skips between cones); run ~1/4 mile to cones (duck walk between cones); run ~1/4 mile to cones (crab walk between cones); run ~1/4 mile to cones (spider man crawl between cones); run ~1/4 mile to cones (high skips between cones).
4.0 miles completed.
MARY: SSH x8
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Happy Memorial Day! Newsletter came out last night.
COT: :pray: for those who sacrificed for our country

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