Modified Laredo – Cowboy Up!

Wasn’t a coincidence that I participated in GTE-59 where we had the opportunity to complete the Laredo WOD during the event, then was DR in Houston, TX for a week – birthplace of our fallen hero, and then was asked to lead the Honey Badger workout the following Monday. So, this morning we honored Staff Sgt. Laredo who gave everything for his WHY. What are willing to give, or give up for your WHY?

WARMUP: Regular culprits were performed with the proper call out – NEISPMICE

THE THANG:
Normal Laredo WOD is the following:
24 – Merkins
24 – Squats
24 – Walking Lunges
Run 400meters
Complete 6 rounds

This morning we amped it up a bit:
24 – Man Makers w/Cindy
24 – Squats w/ Cindy
24 – Walking Lunges w/Cindy
Run 400meters

Completed 6 rounds for a total of :
144 – MMs w/ Cindy
144 – Squats w/Cindy
144 – WLs w/ Cindy
1.5 miles

MARY: None Needed!!!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter!!!

COT: STK!

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Spicy Light Pole Accumulators

WARMUP:
SSH
Imperial Walkers
Squatches (like Squats, but spoken in correctly by the Q)
Imperial Squat Walkers
Maybe so more…

THE THANG:
Mosey to start of light poles along back entrance.
Exercise revealed from an envelope.
Pax do 1 rep, run to 2nd light pole and does 2 reps, run to 3rd and do 3 reps….all the way to the 9th light pole.
First pax to complete the 9 reps at the 9th pole is the “Sweeper” and sweeps up all the other pax as he runs back to the first light pole.

Next exercise is reveal, and process repeats.

We got through 7 of the 10 exercises, and over 3 miles:
1. Merkins
2. Heels to heaven
3. Seal jacks
4. Box cutters
5. Shoulder taps
6. Freddie Mercurys
7. Carolina Dry Docks

Great work by all pax! Welcome Fresh Prince’s 2.0, Quidditch!

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King of The Ring October Edition

WARMUP: Get Cindy and take her to the stadium
THE THANG: 5 rounds of 5-minute AMRAP. Only complete revolutions counted in the score. If you were not finished by the time the timer went off, it’s like it didn’t happen.

Round 1: Block Party
– 10 overhead press
– 10 curls
– 10 step-ups on the block
– Run to the end of the stadium and back.
– Rinse and Repeat until time expires.
– Round 1 Count:
– Audit 3
– Splinter 3
– Ruby 2
Round 2: Stadium Climber
– Run to the top of the bleachers
– 10 incline merkins
– 10 step-ups each leg
– Run down the stairs
– Rinse and Repeat until time expires
– Count After Round 2
– Audit 7
– Splinter 6
– Ruby 6
Round 3 Pull-up Gauntlet
– 5 pull-ups
– 10 squats
– 5 merkins
– run to the bottom of the hill and back
– Rinse and Repeat until time expires
– Count after Round 3:
– Audit- 10
– Ruby- 9
– Splinter – 8
Round 4: Hills Revenge
– Run to the bottom of the hill
– 5 merkins
– 5 squats
– Run to the top of the hill and to the stop sign
– Rinse and Repeat until time expires
– Count after Round 4:
– Audit- 13
– Ruby- 11
– Splinter- 11
Final Round: The Ring
– Run 200 m
– 5 merkins
– 10 shoulder taps
– 10 mountain climbers
– Rinse and Repeat until time expires
– Final Count
– Audit – 17
– Ruby- 14
– Splinter -14
Audit was crowned King of the Ring.
MARY: Time expired
ANNOUNCEMENTS: There are a ton of opportunities to give back. Read your newsletter and do something to help with one of the many opportunities.
COT: Remember perspective and why you do what you do. When you feel off, look inside and see what you’re not dealing with that is causing strife. But allow for grace and patience.

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13 YR Anniversary Convergence

WARMUP:
THE THANG:
Here is my weinke – Assassin

We had about 12 runners and 6 ruckers tackle the tundra of the paved loop around the schools.

Starting at the front door we headed around the back, past the shop, past the ROTC HQ, down to the elementary playground, back by the stadium, out to Jones Road and back to the front.

All enjoyed. Thanks to Sasquatch and Spectre for the preview lap and suggestions.

Convergence bootcamp Q- Backdraft

Warmup- SSH, windmills, cherry pickers, mtn. Climbers, Moroccan night clubs

The thang-
Count off for groups of 3s
Mosey to pull up bars
Group 1 wall sits
Group 2 merkins

Group 3 13 pull ups 13 burpees

Stay in groups Dora on the hill
Bottom 300 CDDs top 300 squat jumps mosey from top to bottom

Line up in parking lot for 43 seconds of following exercises followed by bear crawls in-between
Exercises were as follows
Merkins, air squats, flutters, alt. Shoulder taps, jump squats, lbc’s, Carolina’s dry docks, alt lunges, burpees,

Mosey back to COT in original 3 man groups

KB workout- Boogie Nights

Ladder of pain- it sucked

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Don’t Carry Your Burdens Alone

Theme: How are you carrying your burdens?

Think about these things:

How the weight of your burdens feels as you physically move around.

How hard would it be to carry multiple burdens at a time?

How hard would it be to carry these burdens alone?

How does it feel to lay your burdens down?

Carry the Burden

Brick never leaves you. Hold it in one hand, carry to chest, overhead, do push ups on it, etc.

Thang

4 stations around Veterans Park/Main Street. 2 exercises at each station. 10 reps each.

Station 1 – Veterans Park
American Hammer and LBCs

Station 2 – Hobos
Merkins and Curls

Station 3 – Top of Main
Thrusters and Reverse Lunges

Station 4 – FM Pharmacy
OH Press and Shoulder Raises

Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. – Matthew 11:28

Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you. – 1 Peter 5:7

A burden shared is a burden halved.

The weight you carry today builds the strength you’ll need tomorrow.

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KB Complex

WARMUP:
Grandpa Jacks
SSH
Windmills

THE THANG:
Each of the following rounds were performed AMRAP style for 9 minutes

5-5-5-5 – All single arm then switch
5 Rows
5 Deadlifts
5 Swings
5 Reverse Lunges

4-6-8-10
4 Pullovers
6 Halos
8 Alternating Swings
10 Alternating Cleans

7-8-9-10
7 Waiter Cleans
8 Rotational Presses
9 Thrusters
10 Swings

8-6-4-2
8 Single Arm Rows
6 Reverse Lunges
4 Press
2 Snatches

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel Men’s Shelter
H.I.M. Camp
Golf Tournament

COT: Prayers were said

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The Bert

WARMUP: Walking lap around the band parking lot
THE THANG:
50 Burpees
5 yards Murder Bunnies, 95 yard Run
95 yard Run, 5 yard Redrum Bunnies
100 Push-Ups
10 yards Murder Bunnies, 90 yard Run
90 yard Run, 10 yard Redrum Bunnies
150 Walking Lunges
15 yards Murder Bunnies, 85 yard Run
85 yard Run, 15 yard Redrum Bunnies
200 Air Squats
20 yards Murder Bunnies, 80 yard Run
80 yard Run, 20 yard Redrum Bunnies
150 Walking Lunges
15 yards Murder Bunnies, 85 yard Run
85 yard Run, 15 yard Redrum Bunnies
100 Push-Ups
10 yards Murder Bunnies, 90 yard Run
90 yard Run, 10 yard Redrum Bunnies
50 Burpees
MARY: Who’s she?
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter Serve
COT: Prayers for jobs, family, and Splinter’s back.

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What to do on a bench or with a wall???

WARMUP: The regular exercises, all in cadence

THE THANG: Various exercises using a bench and a wall, completed various rep counts, some in cadence and some oyo.

Bench Work:
Bulgarian Split Squats
Taint Touch Squats
Step Ups
Derkins
Gerkins
Dips
Hip Thrusters
Calf Raises

Wall Work:
Feet tar Jai ( hands and feet on ground, place one foot at a time on the wall, you get the idea )
Mac tar Jai on the wall ( switch the position stated above )
Shoulder Taps with feet on wall
Mountain Climbers with feet on wall
Wall Sit with burpee timer
Wall Sit with calf raise timer

ABS/Core:
LBCs
Flutters
Straight Lower Leg Lifts
SuperMan Poses

MARY: NONE

ANNOUNCEMENTS: READ YOUR NEWSLETTER

COT: STK

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No rain, just The Thunder

Chest/shoulders workout:
– Merkins
– Seal jacks
– HR merks
– Moroccan night clubs
– Derkins
– Overhead claps
– Incline merkins
– Donkey kicks
Back: 5 sets of 5 pull-ups
Cardio
– 20 LBCs IC / hill run
– 15 Bomb jacks / hill run
– 10 Merkins / hill run
– 5 Burpees IC / hill run
– 10 CDD’s / hill run
– 15 Bobby Hurley s / hill run
– 20 Big boys IC / hill run
Back: Max count pull up bar hang

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FYF: The Red Rocket Chronicles

9 (or maybe 10 and I can’t remember who the 10th was) found a safe space while <@U012K8DDK7V>‘s dog microaggressed a bunch of them with his red Rocket at Currahee…
– Ruby Slippers flew in 10 minutes early to be 5 minutes late
– Falcon Crest was hoodwinked early in his rucking career by Mainframe into buying a 45# plate, which is something he is sure he’ll eventually be grateful for
– 3D’s GTE prep continues, but he doesn’t mind if it doesn’t include any more Crawl Bears
– Italian Job only sang 3 90’s hits, which is indicative of how tired he must be from his weekend in Wichita
– For a hearing doctor, Decibel claimed a lot of “unable to hear” for his lack of compliance with instructions
– fishstix taught us his award winning atomic wedgie techniques to be employed at a later time. Probably when you aren’t looking.

WARMUP: OMS (old man stretches)

THE THANG:
Evolution 1 = 1-mile time hack – 14 minutes to complete
– Starting at corner of school, around big loop clockwise, turn left to go behind the school. Take the outside lane in the small lot, then take a left around the big loop and continue to the flags at entrance of school

Evolution 2 = Furman University (FU): founded in 1826 (14 minutes)
– 18 man-makers – buy in
– 26 curls
– 26 merkins
– 26 OHP
– 26 bent over rows
REPEAT if time (minus the man-makers — we forgot the deadlifts)

Evolution 3 = Abdomination
– Buy-in = bear crawl from crosswalk to crosswalk
– 40 2-count flutter with press
– 20 Simbas
– 10 double leg lifts

Evolution 4 = Hate loop time hack – 8 minutes
– Buy-in = crawl bear back to crosswalk 1
– ½ mile loop
– Big loop to small loop

MARY: No chicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: The 5th Core Principle

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