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Don’t Carry Your Burdens Alone

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Theme: How are you carrying your burdens?

Think about these things:

How the weight of your burdens feels as you physically move around.

How hard would it be to carry multiple burdens at a time?

How hard would it be to carry these burdens alone?

How does it feel to lay your burdens down?

Carry the Burden

Brick never leaves you. Hold it in one hand, carry to chest, overhead, do push ups on it, etc.

Thang

4 stations around Veterans Park/Main Street. 2 exercises at each station. 10 reps each.

Station 1 – Veterans Park
American Hammer and LBCs

Station 2 – Hobos
Merkins and Curls

Station 3 – Top of Main
Thrusters and Reverse Lunges

Station 4 – FM Pharmacy
OH Press and Shoulder Raises

Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. – Matthew 11:28

Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you. – 1 Peter 5:7

A burden shared is a burden halved.

The weight you carry today builds the strength you’ll need tomorrow.

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KB Complex

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WARMUP:
Grandpa Jacks
SSH
Windmills

THE THANG:
Each of the following rounds were performed AMRAP style for 9 minutes

5-5-5-5 – All single arm then switch
5 Rows
5 Deadlifts
5 Swings
5 Reverse Lunges

4-6-8-10
4 Pullovers
6 Halos
8 Alternating Swings
10 Alternating Cleans

7-8-9-10
7 Waiter Cleans
8 Rotational Presses
9 Thrusters
10 Swings

8-6-4-2
8 Single Arm Rows
6 Reverse Lunges
4 Press
2 Snatches

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel Men’s Shelter
H.I.M. Camp
Golf Tournament

COT: Prayers were said

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The Bert

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WARMUP: Walking lap around the band parking lot
THE THANG:
50 Burpees
5 yards Murder Bunnies, 95 yard Run
95 yard Run, 5 yard Redrum Bunnies
100 Push-Ups
10 yards Murder Bunnies, 90 yard Run
90 yard Run, 10 yard Redrum Bunnies
150 Walking Lunges
15 yards Murder Bunnies, 85 yard Run
85 yard Run, 15 yard Redrum Bunnies
200 Air Squats
20 yards Murder Bunnies, 80 yard Run
80 yard Run, 20 yard Redrum Bunnies
150 Walking Lunges
15 yards Murder Bunnies, 85 yard Run
85 yard Run, 15 yard Redrum Bunnies
100 Push-Ups
10 yards Murder Bunnies, 90 yard Run
90 yard Run, 10 yard Redrum Bunnies
50 Burpees
MARY: Who’s she?
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter Serve
COT: Prayers for jobs, family, and Splinter’s back.

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What to do on a bench or with a wall???

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WARMUP: The regular exercises, all in cadence

THE THANG: Various exercises using a bench and a wall, completed various rep counts, some in cadence and some oyo.

Bench Work:
Bulgarian Split Squats
Taint Touch Squats
Step Ups
Derkins
Gerkins
Dips
Hip Thrusters
Calf Raises

Wall Work:
Feet tar Jai ( hands and feet on ground, place one foot at a time on the wall, you get the idea )
Mac tar Jai on the wall ( switch the position stated above )
Shoulder Taps with feet on wall
Mountain Climbers with feet on wall
Wall Sit with burpee timer
Wall Sit with calf raise timer

ABS/Core:
LBCs
Flutters
Straight Lower Leg Lifts
SuperMan Poses

MARY: NONE

ANNOUNCEMENTS: READ YOUR NEWSLETTER

COT: STK

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No rain, just The Thunder

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Chest/shoulders workout:
– Merkins
– Seal jacks
– HR merks
– Moroccan night clubs
– Derkins
– Overhead claps
– Incline merkins
– Donkey kicks
Back: 5 sets of 5 pull-ups
Cardio
– 20 LBCs IC / hill run
– 15 Bomb jacks / hill run
– 10 Merkins / hill run
– 5 Burpees IC / hill run
– 10 CDD’s / hill run
– 15 Bobby Hurley s / hill run
– 20 Big boys IC / hill run
Back: Max count pull up bar hang

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FYF: The Red Rocket Chronicles

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9 (or maybe 10 and I can’t remember who the 10th was) found a safe space while <@U012K8DDK7V>‘s dog microaggressed a bunch of them with his red Rocket at Currahee…
– Ruby Slippers flew in 10 minutes early to be 5 minutes late
– Falcon Crest was hoodwinked early in his rucking career by Mainframe into buying a 45# plate, which is something he is sure he’ll eventually be grateful for
– 3D’s GTE prep continues, but he doesn’t mind if it doesn’t include any more Crawl Bears
– Italian Job only sang 3 90’s hits, which is indicative of how tired he must be from his weekend in Wichita
– For a hearing doctor, Decibel claimed a lot of “unable to hear” for his lack of compliance with instructions
– fishstix taught us his award winning atomic wedgie techniques to be employed at a later time. Probably when you aren’t looking.

WARMUP: OMS (old man stretches)

THE THANG:
Evolution 1 = 1-mile time hack – 14 minutes to complete
– Starting at corner of school, around big loop clockwise, turn left to go behind the school. Take the outside lane in the small lot, then take a left around the big loop and continue to the flags at entrance of school

Evolution 2 = Furman University (FU): founded in 1826 (14 minutes)
– 18 man-makers – buy in
– 26 curls
– 26 merkins
– 26 OHP
– 26 bent over rows
REPEAT if time (minus the man-makers — we forgot the deadlifts)

Evolution 3 = Abdomination
– Buy-in = bear crawl from crosswalk to crosswalk
– 40 2-count flutter with press
– 20 Simbas
– 10 double leg lifts

Evolution 4 = Hate loop time hack – 8 minutes
– Buy-in = crawl bear back to crosswalk 1
– ½ mile loop
– Big loop to small loop

MARY: No chicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: The 5th Core Principle

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Improve VO2 max per Dr. Attia’s 4 by 4 recommendation

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WARMUP:
– Down Dog with Calf stretch’s
– Laying Pigeon L/R
– Stabilizers L/R

THE THANG:

Go all out on workout sets and push yourself into Zone 5

– 4 minutes of Clusters x 4 minutes sandbag loaded walk.

– 4 minutes of Loaded squats x 4 minutes sandbag loaded walk.

– 4 minutes of Man Makers x 4 minutes sandbag loaded walk.

– 4 minutes of over shoulder sandbag tosses x 4 minutes sandbag loaded walk.

– 4 minutes of Sandbag running x 4 minutes sandbag loaded walk.

MARY: NA
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletters…
COT: It is what it is…. Prayers for those going through it right now.

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Baker Mayfield is not Pence

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WARMUP:
SSH, merkins, squats, Broga

THE THANG:
Untraditional 11s. At first I wanted to go all the way through from 10 to 1, but YHC quickly realized I wouldn’t be able to make it so I modified as needed. We worked through the first two exercises from 10 down to 8, then flipped to the next two exercises. Then flip back down for 7-5, then flipped back. Last set was 4 to 1.

We got through two sets of exercises before time ran out.

Merkins alternating hand on bell
Chest press

Second set
Squats
Set ups (each leg as 1)

Next round
Curls
Single arm row (each side)

Swings
Nut cracker

Solid workout and 0 running. According to my watch I burned 600 calories.

MARY:
No time left
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read newsletter
COT:
You had to be there.

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Honoring the OGs-13 years of The Dort

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WARMUP: mosey to front of FMMS. All exercises done IC, 13 reps. SSH, squats, Mtn. Climbers, MCs
THE THANG: head to the bottom of the entry hill & grab a coupon. 20 curls, run up and back, 20 tri extensions, up & back, 20 squats, up & back. Rinse & Repeat. Head to the wall for wall sits & Flying Squirrels. To the court for an old school Dora with Merkins, Squats, LBCs. Last stop: grassy area for some Jack Webb. Solid group that included all 3 of Headspin’s sons. Enjoyed leading these men in the Gloom
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: FM Care Ctr., upcoming Convergence, read newsletter
COT: prayers for Badland’s biopsy & Double D’s family.
Signed,
Short Sale

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No one asks me to carry heavy things.

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WARMUP: A variety of warmupy things. Maximus could have done windmills the whole time.
THE THANG:
Everyone carried a ruck or weight vest, sand bag and KB. Did. Big loop of the car line and then stopped in the parking lot
Worked island to island in the parking lot
KB 20 curls / lunge walk with torso twist
Repeat
Sandbag 20 squats / Sumo walk
Repeat
KB 20 OH press / waiter carry
Repeat
Sandbag 20 upright rows / sand bag toss
Repeat
KB 20 tricep ext / goblet carry
Repeat
Sandbag 20 Deadlift / rifle carry on chest
Repeat
KB 20 American Hammers / Farmer carry
Repeat
Sandbag 20 Clean / Shoulder carry
Repeat
Back to COT the short way
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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