Why did the Frog cross 160?

WARMUP: Ruck up!
THE THANG:
We left Kinsgley, heading south across 160, in the darkness of the gloom. Our goal was to check on those PAX loafing at The Coach’s Box. Very little traffic this early in the morning, so no troubles crossing. Lots of chatter about the recent Aaron Rodgers injury… could we match his snap count in miles this morning?
We had a great pace down Munn Rd, crossing to get onto FMHS property. Stopped in the student lot to do some exercises IC: Squats, Merkins, Shoulder Press. Ruck Up and continue.
Witnessed some loafing at the Coach’s Box. I guess that’s what happens when Cyclops is DR.
Touched HWY 21 and made the 180.
Stopped at the Gym for a few more exercises OYO: Step Ups and Dips on the benches. Ruck Up!
Good pace back across the parking lots and up the most underrated hill in The Fort by the football stadium.
Sugarbug and Shady began reminiscing of Michigan, it was too dark to tell if any tears were shed. Perhaps YHC will visit one day.
Stopped in the bank parking lot for a few more exercises IC: Squats, Up Right Rows and Shoulder press.
Safely made it back across 160. Made a small lap around the front of Kingsley and back to CoT. All PAX made it 3miles.
Perhaps Aaron Rodgers should ruck during his rehab?
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Were made.
COT: Stays in CoT.

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Clean run

WARMUP: none
THE THANG: Alabama loop or Hardee’s and back.
MARY: nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: manion and blood drive
COT: shhh secrets

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In Honor Of September, 11, 2001

WARMUP: All PAX but Shield dropped in the plank with their ears wide open to listen to our brother Shield share his experience as an NYPD officer on 9/11/2001. This included the names of a few of Shield’s fallen brothers. Some of us have been fortunate enough to hear him talk about that day but every time I hear it, I take away something new. This morning was no different.
Following the plank, we mentioned a few numbers of significance for the PAX to think about:
9 & 11: This was obvious
22: Years since that day 22yrs ago
100: The number of days Ground Zero in NY smoldered
ALL PAX 100 Side Straddle Hops (50 in cadence) & 22 Burpees

THE THANG: Grab your bell and meet over by Clickbait’s trailer where we had more gear. Everyone has a weight of some kind for the following 9 exercises:
11x Kettle Bell Swings
11x Thrusters
11x Goblet Squats
11x Bent Over Rows
11x Overhead Tricep Extensions
11x Big Boy Sit-ups w/ Weight
11x Bicep Curls
11x Standing Lunges
11x Overhead Press

We went through these 9 exercises one more time and occasionally modified the cadence.

In groups of 4, we all got to experience the 200lb sand bags for 4 reps, taking the bag from the hips, to the shoulders, to an overhead position, back to the shoulders and finally, back to the hips. If we weren’t on the 200lb sand bag, we did the same evolution with our own coupon.

Then, back to 22 Side Straddle Hops & 11 Burpees.

MARY: Throughout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots in the newsletter & THE BLOOD DRIVE
COT: Indeed

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3×3(x2)x3

3 stations…3 pairs of exercises per station…3 sets per pair

Station 1: pull up bars
1a. Pull ups, mnt climbers
1b. Merkins, Bobby Hurleys
1c. Squats, donkey kicks

S2: Benches
2a. Dips and box jumps
2b. Derkins and monkey humpers
2c. V ups and incline merks

S3: Pavement
3a. CDDs and leg lifts
3b. LBCs and burpees
3c. Big boys and SSH

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9/11 honoring WOD

WARMUP: get the sandbags out of the car

THE THANG:
We honored the fallen on 9/11 by completing the number of repetitions for passengers and crew casualties on each of the 4 sites that airplanes struck. Rucks on at all times, we had 2×40#, 1×50# and 1×60# sandbags.

~North tower, 87 casualties
400 m lap with sandbags
20 bend over rows
20 curls
150m lap and switch bags
20 bend over rows
20 curls
150m lap and switch bags
7 man makers

~South tower, 60 casualties
150m lap
20 stepups
40 calf raises

~Pentagon, 59 casualties
50 high pulls, rotate bags every 10 reps
9 man makers

~Shanksville, PA, 40 casualties
150m lap
40 stepups
150m lap

Grab sandbags for a 600m lap, switch bags every 150m

MARY: 2 minutes of man makers rotating bags after each rep

ANNOUNCEMENTS: dam 2 dam, hero ruck for Travis Manion Foundation

COT: prayers for teachers and kids that are back in school, prayers for healing

Tinsel, out

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Double weasel shakedown

WARMUP: we pledged
THE THANG: ran to hardee’s for instructions.  
Instructions:
1. Partner up
2. Run in opposite directions in a circle
3. First time you meet your partner, 5 merkins (chest hits the ground and slap hands at the top), second time you see partner, 5 big boys with legs locks and slap hands at the top.
4. Next round is 10 of the same at both meet up points.
5. Next round is 5 rinse and repeat, then back to 10.

After round 3 and 4 and 3+ miles later, did some Mary at Hardee’s while we waited for the 6.

Rand back toward COT and stopped at Hobo’s for some legs via 10 sumo squats.  Then back to COT.
MARY: A little round Robin of Mary.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read. Your. Newsletter.
COT: schools and teachers and new jobs for M’s

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Yes, we can play with those toys. But first, we must play with ourselves

WARMUP:
9 motivators
Low slow squats
Merkins
Peter Parkers

Hill sprints x2

THE THANG:
Mosey to Print Shop
Obstacle course x2
Monkey bars. 1 Burpee for each bar you miss.
1 pullup at each pullup bar
10 dips on parallel bars

Station 1 – the timer
Run to flower shop and back. If you get back early pick up the 6. Scratch that. You WILL come back together. Today’s lesson is on checking your ego and serving your fellow man.

Station 2- pull-ups and dips
5-10-15-20

Station 3 – squats and lunges
5-10-15-20

Station 4 – Curls and Overhead press with the assortment of available gear
5-10-15-20

MARY:
Flutters and American Hammers

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bobber read the newsletter to us

COT:
A lousy excuse for a bed at the hospital while your wife is in labor

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3 Routes Hills and more Hills

Rolled in hot as I was trying to scout out my route before hand and missed my turn. Hopped out of the vehicle shared the route found out there where 3 for trails. The rest hit the road about 5 of us did the route and the rest did there own thing as they where scared of Harris st hills and the Sam Smith Rd hill. Double D was the pack leader.

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Back to school

WARMUP: Up and down
Squats, calf raises, curls, triceps extensions, taint punchers, short run, repeat.
Prayers out to all kids and teachers as we kick off a new year!

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Whipped out a swampy sweaty wienke with a shable

WARMUP: It was warm and schweaty.

Run around the perimeter of the parking lot with butt kickers, high knees, side shuffles and then circled up. SSH, windmill, cherry picker, low slow squats, merkins, honey nooner, down dog. Back to COT to grab the 40 bag.

THE THANG: Took the bag and pax over to bubbles and bows because they need a trim. This wienke was originally used at the Swamp in June 2019…oldie but goodie.

In a circle we numbered off to determine our order as 2 would follow 1, 3 follow 2 and so forth. Pax 1 would run to the other end of the parking lot to do shoulder presses, min 10 and max 25, and then handoff to 2. While pax 1 was on the bag, the remaining pax were doing exercises and pax 1 would pick up at the beginning or where they left off.

Exercises were: 25 bomb jacks, 50 jump squats, 75 calf raises, 100 SSH, 100 flutter right leg only, 75 CDD, 50 merkins, 25 burpees.

After the shoulder press and all pax completed this, next was 10/25 of curls. Then was 5 squats, then was 3 merkins with bag in your back. So continued to rotate the back as pax completed the 25-100-25.

Ran back to COT for a shable (a story in the tale of a fable authored by shady, shable). False ending so did a full lap around the parking lot, then back to COT.
MARY: went around the circle with stretching exercises called out…it was great.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: heard about how awesome HIM camp was, 9/11 on 9/9 event, newsletter
COT: old school CSPAN prayers and praises

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