Shoulders are overrated

WARMUP: Merkins, shoulder taps, mountain climbers
THE THANG: 5 rounds of Tabata. Chest press flutters, front row, oh press left and right, lawnmower pulls. 35 seconds of work and 15 seconds of rest.
MARY: hammers, flutters, Freddy mercury, box cutters, protractor
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Friday the 20th at the Stockade – clever title absent

WARMUP: Short “mozyroo” from the AO to the front of Harris Teeter.  YHC has been nursing a bum calf so no SSH were to be had.  We proceeded with  Carolina Dry Docks, Low Slow Squats, American Hammers, Mountain Climbers and Moroccan Night Clubs.
THE THANG:  Another short mozy to the side of HT.  At HT we did a group wall sit with the first Pax giving us a 10 count.  We then crossed the alley and did 5 merkins as a group.  When back to the HT wall we swapped out wall sits for planks.  Rinse and repeat with ongoing 10 counts and merkins (regular, hand release, Diamond, wide arm) alternating wall sits and planks.  After finishing these we did a lap around the oil change place with a brief stop for dips using the wall.  
 Back to HT for the same series but we swapped out merkins for 3 burpees.  Burpees included regular, Superman, Kraken and 8 count.  Repeat the lap (with dips) and back to HT.  Last series we swapped out burpees for 5 big boy sit-ups.
 Mozy to the fountain at the bottom of the hill by the fire dept.  There we did a plank clock with Carolina Dry Docks.  We started at 1:00 and did one CDD.  Plank walk to 2:00 for two CDDs.  Kept going until we did a full fountain lap and 78 total CDDs.
 Briefest mozy ever to the start of the row of arborvitae trees at the entrance to the apartment complex.  Starting with the first arborvitae we did two burpees and lunge walked the row, where at alternating trees, we did two burpees.  48 burpees later we were done.  Running a bit short on time we jogged our way back down the row and did two burpees at every third one.
  Mozy back to COT with one minute to spare.  One minute of full body destroyers ensued and we were all happy.
MARY:  she stayed home
ANNOUNCEMENTS:  D2D fund raisers
COT: Family health, marriages, 2.0s

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Ruck Around and Find Out

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers and Windmills
THE THANG:7 Rounds
10 Ruck Merkins
22 Ruck Single arm Rows
11 Sandbag/Ruck press
10 Ruck SQUATS
10 Ruck Reverse Lunges
13 Ruck Swings
Ruck a Lap around the parking lot
MARY: no time for Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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50bpm Metronome

WARMUP: mosey to playground; upward<>downward dog variations, high plank<>merkin/peter parker/plank jack/parker peter/wide-arm merkin; child’s pose
THE THANG: partner up- listen to 50 bpm metronome, merkins to 50 bpm metronome until failure (your total + partner total x2 = merkins for Dora later); 50 bpm metronome big boys (your total + partner total = big boys for Dora later)
[Partner merkins x10 and partner leg throws x15] x3
Dora: Toes2Bar/Knees2Chest x50, Hand-release Merkins (total from above), Big Boys (total from above); other partner bear crawl across turf and returns on foot
MARY: Brief Broga Session
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Thou must read thy newsletter.
COT: My Grandmother (Betty) is getting married to her partner (Patricia) of nearly 20 years. Prayers for them and my family, please.

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Death by 1000 reps

WARMUP: Spectre led us out in a slight warm up as YHC was a couple minutes late

THE THANG:

Squat press
KB Swings
Manmakers
KB Swings
WW2 sit-ups w/ KB
KB Swings
Clean Pulls
KB Swings
Bicep curl to tricep extensions
KB Swings

10 reps for each exercise

Repeat for 10 rounds

MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT:

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Death by squats

WARM UP:
SSH, IW, Merkins, and Plank kick throughs

THE THANG:

DORA
Partner up with mode of transportation being nur to the end of the parking lot and mosey back.

Using Cindys,
50 clean and press
50 Manmakers
100 Merkins (farmer carry the cinder block to the end of the parking lot and back instead of original mode of transport)

Switched to some Jack Webs:
Broad jump and squats; 1 broad jump, 4 squats. 2 jumps, 8 squats, up to 10 and 40.

Headed over to the playground for another quick Jack web.
Pull-ups and dips. 1 pull-up to 4 tricep dips. Went up to 5 and 20 before heading back to COT.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9/11 activities and Dam2Dam sign up
COT:

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Heart Attack Hill

Heart Attack Hill

On the way to heart attack hill, drop and
do 10 merkins at each crosswalk/intersection.

Sevens
CDD’s, Dips
Quadzilla for the second round
Big Boys, Leg Raises

On the way back, do 10 squats in like fashion

COT
Prayers/Praises
Spectre’s 2.0 – Jedediah (Jed) – congenital heart defect – surgery in about 6 months – 2.5 years old
Maximus’ family – heaviness of current situation.
Those in the path of Hurricane Idalia
Prayers that our memories of God helping us through hard times continues to strengthen our faith as more hard times abound.

Pleasure as always.

Punch List out.

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Tortoise and Hare (Slow and Fast Movements)

WARM UP
– Overhead clap tempo x 12
– Tempo merkins x 10
– Upward dog to downward dog x 2
– Repeat Merkins and yoga x2
– Plank kick through x10 (4 count)
– Low slow squat with coupon of choice
– Lunge with torso twist x5 each leg
– Karaoke

THE THANG
Exercise (10 reps each)
– Burpee deadlift
– Bicep curl
– Tri extension
– Squats

Mode of transportation for ~25 yards
– inchworm to frog jump
– Crab walk
– Duck walk
– Long jump

Using coupon of choice, conduct exercises. After completing the list, start with the first mode of transportation followed by a run around the big loop (~0.3mi). Repeat exercises then move to the second mode of transport. Keep going until all modes of transports are finished.

Had enough time to go back to the first mode of transportation. Followed with some cool down.

Cool down:
Michael Phelps x10
Itty bitty circles x10
Deep breathing

ANNOUNCEMENTS: IPX, 9/11 workout and 5K, shovel flag hand offs on Friday.
COT:

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Ruck fun

WARMUP: some stretches and arm gyrations
THE THANG:
10 min buy in with rucks on. Every 2:30 perform the following: 10 sandbag clean and squats, 10 overhead sandbag presses, 10 merkins, and 10 bent over rows. Doesn’t sound like much but try it.

With sandbags start taking lap around park. Stop at every other bench. 1st stop do 10 front rack lunges. 2nd stop do 10 sandbag toss over shoulder. Keep repeating until lap complete.
MARY: Finished with some flutters, American hammers, maybe one more.

Strong work by everyone. Thx for the opportunity Beaker!

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Awkward Movements

WARMUP:
Tempo Merkins, A little bit of Broga, calf raises

THE THANG:
Wanting to focus on improving mobility and core stability, I designed a weinke to challenge that.
– KB pendulum swings x 5 (in each direction)
– Deadlift to Squat motion x10
– Cross Chop x 10 (5 each side)
– KB Windmill x 10 (5 each side)
– One legged overhead press x10 each leg
– Plank Pull Throughs x 10 (5 each arm)
– Inchworm to frog jump across 2 parking spaces
– duck walk back
Repeat till time is up.
We got about 4-5 rounds in.

The deadlift to squat motion is where you bend over as if you’re doing a deadlift, keeping your back straight. Drop into the bottom of the squat position. Using your legs, drive straight up and NOT back into the bent over position.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Stuff the bus, HIM Camp, 9/11 5K, convergence on 8/4, F3 Dads Camp.
COT:

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