How far can you Nur?

WARMUP: do we warm up at Block Party on Thursday’s?
THE THANG:
Head to WEP, stop for merkins, around the park, stop for low slow squats, stop for American hammers in parking lot, through the woods to Harris street, stop for Ranger merkins, then partner Nur up Harris, stopping half way for diamond merkins, Freddy mercury’s at church parking lot across from Sullivan street, down Spratt for some prisoner squats at the Print Shop. Over to Monroe white street for 20 wide arm merkins in the abandoned parking lot, down to the church for 20 jump squats, up the other hill to the Town of Fort Mill building for 20 archer merkins, repeat once before heading back to COT
MARY: there was a little something about Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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My taste was acquired

The chill came back and 8 showed up for a run around the Sunbelt parking lot.

From the amphitheater at Kingsley we moseyed up to Sunbelt. At one end of the lot, we completed various upper and lower exercises that were written on my weinke. Running across the lot to the far end, we spent more time doing various upper and lower body exercises that were written on my weinke.

I gave Spike my weinke so I am going to fail to list the details of exactly what we performed.

There was a decent amount of mumblechatter that kept things just interesting enough that Super-G was able to hang. He did not stay for my motivational speech at the end and missed out on a good one. Ask me sometime about my two words for the last few years.

Old Bay was missed as his solar panels failed him this morning.

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Redstone Suicides

WARMUP:
THE THANG:
Suicide runs to each island. From curb to island 1 do the work run back to the curb then to island 2 and back continuing that pattern until island 6 then work it in reverse until you get back island 1.
Island 1: 5 burpees
Island 2: 5 burpees 10 merkins
Island 3: 5 burpees 10 merkins 15 big boys
Island 4: 5 burpees 10 merkins 15 big boys 20 squats
Island 5: 5 burpees 10 merkins 15 big boys 20 squats 30 lunges
Island 6: 5 burpees 10 merkins 15 big boys 20 squats 30 lunges 40 mountain climbers.

6 minutes of brobility
MARY: Plank, J-lo’s – flutter kicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: announcements made
COT: ended in prayer

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Back to the 90d

Warmup
Liberty gauntlet
SSH
Imp Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
Low slow squats
Merkins
Broga
Bear crawl Indian run
The 90s Do Do Do Dora
90 merkins
90 Carolina Dry Docks
90 Squats
90 Lunges
90 LBCs
Longest yard
10 yard you soldier and duck walk / merkins and squats
Mary
Freddys
Pickle pointers

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Newsletter
Pizza

COT:
Aging and preparedness

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Bearded Brothers Beatdown

WARMUP: 3/4 mile run to the dance studio with some monkey Humpers, burpees and squats along the way at various spots
THE THANG: Had a conversation with Rebound Monday after Flight Plan and found out he had the Q at Kitchen Sink that same day. So the beards got together and thought it would be a grand idea to combine both of our Q’s together for a great beat down. We launched from Harris Teeter in Tega Cay and made our way down to the little Dance studio which is about 3/4 of a mile. Kitchen sink boys where there standing in a circle not doing much of anything. So when we arrived the real work began. My workout was the timer while Rebound workout was the heavy lifting. Grab a partner from opposite group and get to work. One goes to other end of parking lot while other grinds it out with the sandbags.

Rebound had a board with various exercises which we made it through:
Overhead Press
Squats
Curls
Sandbag Swings (those really sucked)
Deadlifts
All where AMRAP

My part was:
Hand Release Merkins
Carolina Dry Docks
Sumo Squats
Big Boi Sit-ups

Start at 5 reps per then increase each round by 5 reps. Made it to 20 reps then we backed back down 5. It really started to suck big time. Lots of complaining about those merkins.
I’m sore as crap from this. It was a great workout.

MARY: Can we rename her to Meghan? We did Hello Dolly, Flutter Kicks and Dying Cockroach before COT
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Break The Dam on Feb. 28th. Ruck CSAUP middle of May get with Shady if interested
COT: Mental struggles. Kick life back when it kicks you in the nads.

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You can daraleek my hand release merkins

WARMUP: we did the pledge and they got a disclaimer…it’s Minnow Pond (RIP)
THE THANG: Old school go time.
Exercises at each of the stops was 5 hand release with a shoulder tap in between. Then 5 jump squats.
The route: started at crossing on main -> down academy to the 4 corners -> up the hill to the glass filled parking lot -> print shop getting 5 pull ups in -> back to crossings on main -> up the Massey hill to the parking lot -> little bay Jesus church lot -> down ardrey and past WEP to the chain parking lot -> then all the way down to Kanawha past the gas station (I had to look the name up) -> Leonides to Spratt -> McKenzie to Ardrey to LBJ lot again -> chain parking lot, again -> Massey hill and parking lot, again -> COT
MARY: we did flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: May 16 CSAUP, BRR – that’s all you need to know
COT: families of kids going back to school, parents getting older

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King of Ring – IPC Style

Workout inspired by IPC Killer Bs, modified the routine a bit, still sucked, but better for it.

WARMUP: 50xSSHIC at COT, moseyed to the FB field, 5 burpees OYO, ready to work.

THE THANG:
Start on goal line
Broad Jump to 10 yard line
Perform 5 Burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs, 15 BigBoySitups

Broad Jump to 20 yard line
Perform 5 Burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs, 15 BigBoySitups

Broad Jump to 30 yard line
Perform 5 Burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs, 15 BigBoySitups

From the 30 yard line bear crawl back to goal line and perform 20 Merkins & 15 Jump Squats & 10 Straight Lower Leg Lifts

Run 100 yards to other goal line and then NUR back to starting goal line

Round completed, rinse and repeat. PAX who finishes most rounds is King of the Ring

MARY: No time for her

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Break the Dam Feb 28th, Bethel Men’s Shelter serve feedback request by FloatBridge

COT: STK

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I’m Hurting, So You Will Too

WARMUP:

– SSH, Imperial Walkers, 10 count merkins, jog around parking lot (0.3 mi covered)

THE THANG:

Stop 1 → Stop 6 (0.2 mi covered)
– Stop 1 (Start)
– Exercise: Squat Jumps (15)
– Movement to Stop 2: Forward Run up an aisle in the parking lot
– Exercise: Apollo Ono’s (20 single count)
– Movement to Stop 3: Side Shuffle across 3 aisles (Left lead)
– Exercise: Reverse Lunges (20 single count)
– Movement to Stop 4: Nur down an aisle
– Exercise: Apollo Ono’s (20 single count)
– Movement to Stop 5: Side Shuffle (Left lead) across 3 aisles
– Exercise: Merkins (20)
– Movement to Stop 6: Forward Run up an aisle
– Stop 6 Exercise: Bear Crawl to curb, then crawl bear

RETURN: Stop 6 → Stop 1 (0.2 mi covered)
Movement pattern reverses exactly.

– From Stop 6 to 5: Nur
– Stop 5 Exercise: Mountain Climbers (20 double count)
– Stop 5 to 4: Side Shuffle (Right lead)
– Stop 4 Exercise: Shoulder taps (20 single count)
– Stop 4 to 3: Forward Run
– Stop 3 Exercise: High Knees (20 double count)
– Stop 3 to 2: Side Shuffle (Right lead)
– Stop 2 Exercise: Hand Release Merkins (15)
– Stop 2 to 1: Nur
Repeat

Ran over to the middle school track (0.3 mi)

– 29 reverse lunges (single count)
Run a lap
– 20 squat jumps
– Run a lap
– If time permits, 20 merkins
– Run a lap
(Min 0.5 mi)

Head back to COT (0.3mi)
Min distance covered (~2.1 mi)

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tortoise and Hare, Overnight Ruck CSAUP, Break The Dam, D2D, BRR sign up
COT:

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