The Golden Boy

The Colosseum 10-22-24
(The Golden Boy)
FNG’s (?)
Disclaimer
Warmup:
Parking Lot Mosey
1. 20 SSH IC
2. 10 Windmill IC
3. 15 Imperial Walkers IC
4. 15 Hillbilly Walkers IC
5. 15 Moroccan Night Clubs
6. Plank stretches, Honeymooner &
Downward Dog (Heel to ground)
The Thang
1. 1 Lap – 25 Merkins
2. 1 Lap – 25 Flutters (SC)
3. 1 Lap – 25 LBC’s
4. 1 Lap – 25 Plank Jack (SC)
5. 1 Lap – 40 Squats
Rinse & Repeat
Benches
1. 20 Dips
2. 20 Derkims
3. 20 Calf Raises
4. 20 Dips
Plank stretches, Honeymooner &
Downward Dog (Heel to ground). Rumbling Bald recited F3 Mission & Credo, PAX recited 5 Core Principles
Announcements: Golf Tourney, Christmas Party, Thanksgiving Convergence
Prayers & Praises
End with prayer

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Show up for the man next to you

WARMUP: Take all weight 1/4 mile to COP

Low slow squats with weight x 10
Hold people’s chair and do Moroccan night clubs x 10
Rucks off and 25 seal jacks I/C
10 Windmills I/C
Rucks on
Imperial walkers x 10 I/C
Hillbilly walkers x 10 I/C

Move all weight to side lot for 11’s about the grounds with weight – Merkins with rucks and squats with rucks and sandbags.

Move to the field. PAX plank with ruck on their left side and, one pax at a time, say one thing they’re struggling with before pulling ruck through to other side. After that, pax said one thing for which they were grateful and pulled ruck through to left side. PAX then recovered from plank. Lesson – we don’t have to bear burdens alone. Sharing them allows us a greater ability to work through them.

Move to lot next to COT for DORA’s – 50 Ruck swings and 100 flutters with ruck press.

Back to COT for more flutters with press and 0600 arrived.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Golf tourney, BBQ &X-Mas Party – the ultimate 2nd F trifecta. Get involved.

COT: 5th core principle

Thanks for the call Farmers Only :eye:

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The Kickoff of the Funhouse Farewell Tour

WARMUP:
I am certain we warmed up.

THE THANG:
It occurred to me as I sat to write this, that I have no idea (since it was a MONTH ago) what all we did that morning. I usually have a plan written out ahead that I either commit to memory, or will even shove a printout in my pocket to reference just in case. I didn’t do that this time. I know that I tried to call a few of the favorites of <@UGNDJBDU3> in his honor. I know we hit The Zipper and we definitely performed the Gonorrhea Burpee (because it has The Clap), but that’s all I really recall…

Now, the only person likely to read this is <@UGU3XR5RP>, but I just got painfully convicted about not writing Backblasts in a timely nor efficient manner. As I was looking back to see if I could find this weinke, I discovered that I have the BB from both my FNG post (administered by <@UN6U5PXNJ> and <@U08GGTLHL>) and from my VQ at The Armory.

<@U07QXBKKF5F> joined us as an FNG that morning. As it turns out, this came at a critical time in his life… and is hopefully blessing it. But, I failed him as a Q. He now does not have the enjoyment or blessing of being able to go back and read the report from his first post and reflect on that in the same way that I do. The first day I posted, I was sure I was going to die when Pusher said, “And now for the second half, I’ll hand this off to Jekyll”. I didn’t understand how the toughest workout I had ever done to that point in my adult life could have a SECOND HALF.

That’s a cherished memory. So, for Road Rash and every man after him, I commit to writing BackBlasts, making them interesting and timely, and hyping the reading of them after the fact. I also will attempt to persuade other men to do the same.

MARY: No chicks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.

COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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Curtain rod?

WARMUP: mosey around parking lot, ssh, cherry pickers, hillbillies and imperials
THE THANG:
21 squats
21 overhead press
21 burpee jump overs
Grab your bag and do a lap
15 squats
15 overhead press
15 burpee jump overs
Grab your bag and do a lap
9 squats
9 overhead press
9 burpee jump overs
Grab you bag and do a lap

Next:
11’s w/ bag over the shoulders and burpees

Next Q:
2 sets of 15 each
Deadlifts
Rows
LBCs

Finish up with a chest press burnout
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Fort 12 Year Anniversary

THE THANG: Liberty led boot camp, 3D led Kettlebell and Time Machine led run
MARY: Dark Helmet rambled about cadence and people not keeping up with the rhythm of his glorious mane
ANNOUNCEMENTS: NASA presented the purpose of the Children’s Attention Home
COT: Esso talked about the purpose and greatness of the work being done by the Fort and Rock Hill regions.

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Running the Walmart loop

WARMUP: None
THE THANG: Run to Walmart and return 4.5MIles
MARY: –
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots
COT:

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Bermuda Triangle

WARMUP: None
THE THANG:
Bermuda Triangle which consist of running a lap around somewhat triangle shaped loop.

Pit stops along the way
15 merkins
20 LBCs
20 squats
5 pull ups at print shop

Then reverse the course. Everyone got the quota of 3 miles. Some got more

MARY:
Airborne hip exercises

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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The hump day run(s)

WARMUP: Rolloff and YHC put in some pre-run miles and Bandcamp ran to the AO from home. Besides that just the standard jaw/mouth warmups aka a lot of mumblechatter

THE THANG: 4ish mile route – head across I77 and take left at QT – take left at 6th Baxter crossing and go down to the YMCA lake trail – pass YMCA and take a right onto Market St to get back up to 160. Make a right and back across interstate to get back to CoT.

Some added the old Kinglsey loop to get closer to 5. Some added some parking lot striders/speed work.

MARY: never heard of her

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter

COT: yup

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Dora….Dora….Dora

WARMUP: windmills, Cherry pickers, jog, morrocan night clubs, imperial and hillbilly walkers, seal jacks and take bells to the main lot.

THE THANG: Dora’s

Dora 1 – 50 swings, 100 squats, 150 curls, 100 squats, 50 swings

Dora 2 – 25 manmakers, 50 squats, 75 swings

Dora 3 – 25 goblet lunges, 50 swings

Back to COT for 3 minutes of stretching

MARY: Nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots – read your newsletter
COT: 5th core principle

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