Diaper Board Circuits

WARMUP: SSH, Bent over Rows, sandbag hear hug with a march. mosey around the lot with some shuffles, high knees and butt kickers
THE THANG: 3 circuits. 10 minutes each.
1st circuit – 4 exercises
-Bear hug squats x15
-Deadlift x15
-Overhead hold and march x30 steps
-Bent over rows x15
-50yd carry
Repeat :repeat_one: until time

2nd – 4 ab exercises
-Sandbag American hammers x20
-Merkin on bag x15
-Plank pull through x10ea
-Single leg lowers with overhead hold x20
-50yd carry
Repeat :repeat_one: until time

3rd – 4 exercises
-Thrusters x10
-Man makers x10
-Bear crawl with sandbag pull through 20 ft
-Curl and press x10
-50yd carry
Repeat :repeat_one: until time

Finish it out with a 5 minute sandbag hold. If you drop it you have 5 burpees.
MARY: Nowhere to be seen
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas party
COT: Yessir

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They’re Entertained….And sweaty!

WARMUP:
Is 36+ years at a job meaningless or meaningful?? How you approach it makes the difference but finishing strong is the key to legacy :muscle:

THE THANG:
Dynamic warm up
5 burpees
Toy soldiers
Shuffle
Butt lickers
Shuffle
High knees

30 & 35
Gassers w30 merkins
10 merkins then first run
10 merkins 2nd run
10 merkins 3rd run

Dips w out 5 donkey kicks and back
10 dips
10 dips
10 dips

Broadjump burpee-5
30 flutters 10 at a time

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read Newsletter
Halfback is a beast
COT:
Prayers for aging parents, marriages, 2.0’s, those dealing with health issues :pray:

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VO2 Max training

Track workout including 2 options:

Run a mile on the track then:

1. Calculate Vo2 max by running hard for 12 minutes
2. Sprint workout with race pace followed by jog (400,800, 1200 meters)

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When you show up to Band Camp without your instrument, you get Squatched

WARMUP: Spectre reading message from Bandcamp – “Welp, Bandcamp overslept.” YHC leads SSH, short run to 160 and then Peter Parker and mountain climbers…
THE THANG: the route is called “The Reverse <@U014K6EAUFM> neighborhood” + add on of back entrance to Gold Hill Middle… intermittent stops throughout the route
3-5 reps of “windmill merkins” followed by broga stretches
MARY: replaced by 60″ of Bandcamp’s portion of today’s Q
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bandcamp overslept.
COT: Honorable of Bandcamp to show up and still get in the miles.

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45/15 Gear Fiesta @ Da Bahx

WARMUP: The usual suspects & a bit of Ye Olde “Stretchy-stretch”
THE THANG: 3 rounds of ~ 15 min. gear/pain… then ~ 5 min. Convo. on the Queen

Round-1: 3 pax take on Burning Skidmark
Switch positions each side of the triangle

Extra Pax have choice of Gorilla-Smashes or Sledgehammer on Tire
Rotate new pax onto Burning skidmark
– Repeat until time is called

Discussion: Core Idea:
– The Queen = discipline over input. You can’t “out-King your Queen.”
– Pride whispers that we can outwork bad habits or outshine accountability—this is the Queen of narcissism pretending she serves the King.
Discussion Questions:
1. What’s one area where you’ve tried to “out-King your Queen”—to compensate for poor discipline with more effort or pride?
2. How can physical training mirror spiritual or emotional discipline?
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Round-2: Same as R.1… but now w/ RAM-JAM
Switch positions at the turn

Extra Pax have choice of mace-Swings … or … Tire-Flips
an attempt at the “wheel of burden“ was made, but abandoned for safety reasons.

– After full rotation, jog to far end zone. Run forward 20 yards, back 10… Repeat. Each stop, add five Merkins.

Discussion: Core Idea:
– Guardrails protect acceleration. The faster you move, the higher the need for discipline.
– Portion control = stewardship, not restriction. Life/Heart change always beats rule-following.
– Accountability prevents drift—especially when comfort or ego dulls your senses.
Discussion Questions:
4. What’s a “Queen” in your life other than food—something that offers comfort but slowly takes control?
5. Who holds you accountable when you start believing your own excuses?
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Round 3:
Partner up… 1 pax takes Cindie (on Grass) to light pole
Murder-Bunny-humpers out to pole …
Resurrection Bunnies back

Partner performs w/ Cindie:
deadman-to-barbarian (2-Bi/2-Tri)
Swap upon return
Repeat until all pax cycle through
Run to our end zone, same as after R-2, But now with squats at the yard lines.
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Discussion: Core Idea:
Bricklaying = daily habit formation.
The King = your purpose (faith, family, legacy).
Misplaced priorities and narcissism threaten that King by exalting self over service.
Discussion Questions:
7. What’s a “Brick” you could lay this week—one simple, sustainable act to better serve your Queen?
8. When have you seen self-focus (narcissism, image, pride) pull men off mission?

MARY: There’s something about her….
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bourbon, Christmas, Turkey day converg.
COT: Worked it in – Yup…

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Pray for Jamaica

WARMUP: sure
THE THANG:

Out and back – 4.3mi

L on Munn
R on Harris
R on Sam Smith
R on Choate
L on Drew
L on Sharon Lee
R on Sutton
Out to 6 Baxter

MARY: nah
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4Bs, Xmas party
COT: prayers for Jamaica recovery efforts, medical treatments/procedures, home repairs

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The Waltz

WARMUP:
Mosey over near field
SSH, windmill, Broga, butt kickers, high knees, low slow squat, merkins

Kept moseying over to bball courts for a few defensive slides and then down to the elementary school.
THE THANG:
Modified Daytona 500
At each turn of the drop off circle
Lap 1 – 15 merkins at each turn
Lap 2 – 15 squats
Lap 3 – 15 CDD
Lap 4 – 15 LBCs
Lap 5 – 15 OH claps

Mosey back up to middle school then bear crawl about 30 yds just because.

Kept moving over to picnic benches where two pax got on opposite ends of the bench.
Each pax picked up their end of the bench for shoulder shrugs- 10 reps in cadence
Then 10 dips
Repeat

Finally moved over toward COT for block work
Partner up
One pax run to end of parking lot while the other performs the exercise
OH press
Curls
Repeat

Chest press
Modified flutter

Ran out of time to repeat.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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run, rundown, run-of-the-mill, runaway

WARMUP: assorted stretching, grunting, groaning, whining about the cold
THE THANG: FMHS to new Kingsley, out/back to 21, around Sunbelt parking lot, back out. Studs add old Kingsley.
MARY: assorted stretching, grunting, groaning, whining about the cold
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bourbon & BBQ, Trash pick-up, Christmas Party, read your newsletter
COT: as per usual

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