Crappy Weinke
YHC took an empty diaper box, put a bunch of exercises on it and had the PAX roll it around like a die (not dice) and completed the exercises. Somehow a bunch of exercises not on the die were called?
WARMUP:
– Moroccan nightclubs
– Windmills
– Cherry pickers
– Imperial walkers
Mosey to benches and do a W.A.S.H.
– 50 hand release Werkins
– 50 American Hammers
– 50 Step ups (25 each leg)
– 50 Hip thrusts
THE THANG:
Mosey to poles
There are exercises at each pole around the middle school bus loop. Stop at each pole, starting with 1, compete exercise, then return back to starting pole and do one burpee per pole (1 burpee for pole 1, 2 burpees for pole 2, etc.). Run to next station, but stop at each station you pass and complete those exercises, run back to start.
Pole 1 – 5 Mike Tyson’s
Pole 2 – 10 Merkins
Pole 3 – 15 Squats
Pole 4 – 20 Monkey humpers
Pole 5 – 25 Big boy sit-ups
Pole 6 – 30 Diamond Merkins
Pole 7 – 35 Leg raises
Pole 8 – 40 Carolina Dry Docks
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
WARMUP: usual suspects- ended with SSH not started lol
THE THANG:
? The Thang – 12 Laps Total
• 4 corners per lap
• Complete the same exercise at all 4 corners each lap (so 4 sets per round)
MODE OF TRANSPORTATION
FIRST 6 LAPS- BEAR CRAWLS
Always face forward so side crawling, and crawl bearing as to always face the west end of the lot
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Big group so we split up so approx 25% of the PAX started at each corner
? UPPER BODY LAPS (6 total)
Lap 1 – Shoulder Taps
• 10 Shoulder Taps (IC) at each corner
Lap 2 – Arm Circles
• 10 forward / 10 backward (20 total) each corner
Lap 3 – Plank to Pike Walkouts
• 10 reps at each corner
Lap 4 – Air Presses (standing)
• 10 reps each corner
Lap 5 – Superman Pulls
• 10 reps (on belly, simulate row) each corner
Lap 6 – Shoulder Raise Plank (alternating arms)
• 20 reps total (10 each side) each corner
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? CORE LAPS (6 total)
MODE- SHUTTLE RUNS- same concept, always facing west
Lap 7 – Flutter Kicks (IC)
• 10 reps each corner
Lap 8 – American Hammers (IC)
• 10 reps each corner
Lap 9 – LBCs
• 10 reps each corner
Lap 10 – JLOS
• 10 per side each corner
Lap 11 – Big Boy Sit-ups
• 10 each corner
Lap 12 – Hollow Hold
• 20–30 second hold each corner
With time remaining pick a cone and do 50x what was on the cone, example was CDDS
MARY: flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read ya letta
COT: always!
WARMUP: We warmed up
Went to the now famous buckets workout.
Three buckets were placed around Kingsley. Upon arrival the packs found various exercises on paper slips that were pulled from the buckets at random. The goal was to spread the buckets around so that we got at least a mile if not a mile and a half of running for the workout.
Included in bucket 1:
Box cutters and burpees
Mtn climbers and grave diggers
Donkey kicks and merkins
LBCs and dying cockroaches
Bucket 2:
Donkey kicks and squats
Calf raises and Weezy Jeffersons
Butt kickers and Peter pointers
Bucket 3:
Burpees of various counts
Shoulder taps
Lbc’s
All thoroughly enjoyed. Good news…I believe they will all continue to post at the Fort.
Many thanks to the President and CEO of gloomschedule, <@U08G28Z7E> for the opportunity.
WARMUP: None
THE THANG: Run route: Munn Rd to Harris Rd to 1st Street South to Doves Rd to Country Haven LN to Country Lodge Rd to Bojanles and back to COT . ~ 4miles loop
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: Closed in prayer
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
Here is my weinke – Assassin
We had about 12 runners and 6 ruckers tackle the tundra of the paved loop around the schools.
Starting at the front door we headed around the back, past the shop, past the ROTC HQ, down to the elementary playground, back by the stadium, out to Jones Road and back to the front.
All enjoyed. Thanks to Sasquatch and Spectre for the preview lap and suggestions.
Convergence bootcamp Q- Backdraft
Warmup- SSH, windmills, cherry pickers, mtn. Climbers, Moroccan night clubs
The thang-
Count off for groups of 3s
Mosey to pull up bars
Group 1 wall sits
Group 2 merkins
Group 3 13 pull ups 13 burpees
Stay in groups Dora on the hill
Bottom 300 CDDs top 300 squat jumps mosey from top to bottom
Line up in parking lot for 43 seconds of following exercises followed by bear crawls in-between
Exercises were as follows
Merkins, air squats, flutters, alt. Shoulder taps, jump squats, lbc’s, Carolina’s dry docks, alt lunges, burpees,
Mosey back to COT in original 3 man groups
KB workout- Boogie Nights
Ladder of pain- it sucked
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
WARMUP: Didn’t really do one.
THE THANG:
Mostly rucked around and stopped along the way to do exercises.
Merkins, squats
Stopped in a parking lot for bear crawl and merkins every other space and then lunge walk back
Walked to bottom of hill for OH press and bent over rows. Ruck quickly back to the top of the hill. Repeat exercises.
Found another hill, rucked down to pool
5 man makers, 15 curls, 5 man makers
Ruck back up and repeat exercises.
Rucked around a loop, stopped for squats rucked back toward school to the back playground
10 each side pull throughs
20 LBCs
Rucked the rest of the way around the school
Finished with a bear crawl from one cross walk to the other. Roughly 70 yds.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
Warm-Up:
SSH – 20 IC
Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
Hillbilly Walkers – 15 IC
Moroccan Night Clubs – 10 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Mosey around the parking lot
The Thang:
1. 4 Corners:
Corner 1: 10 Merkins
Corner 2: 15 Squats
Corner 3: 20 LBCs
Corner 4: 25 Lunges each leg
➡ Lap 1: Mosey between corners, Lap 2: Bear Crawl between corners
2. Partner Work:
P1: Plank
P2: 10 Merkins, then jog 25 yards and back
Repeat with:
20 Squats / partner holds Al Gore
20 Big Boys / partner holds 6 inches
20 Mountain Climbers / partner holds plank
3. Dora:
Partners:
100 Carolina Dry Docks
200 Shoulder Taps
300 LBCs
➡ One partner works, the other jogs 25 yds and back.
Mary:
American Hammers – 15 IC
Box Cutters – 15 IC
Freddie Mercuries – 20 IC
Rosalita – 20 IC
Hello Dollies – 20 IC
Flutters – 20 IC
Announcements:
Read your newsletter
COT:
Prayers and Praises
Theme: How are you carrying your burdens?
Think about these things:
How the weight of your burdens feels as you physically move around.
How hard would it be to carry multiple burdens at a time?
How hard would it be to carry these burdens alone?
How does it feel to lay your burdens down?
Carry the Burden
Brick never leaves you. Hold it in one hand, carry to chest, overhead, do push ups on it, etc.
Thang
4 stations around Veterans Park/Main Street. 2 exercises at each station. 10 reps each.
Station 1 – Veterans Park
American Hammer and LBCs
Station 2 – Hobos
Merkins and Curls
Station 3 – Top of Main
Thrusters and Reverse Lunges
Station 4 – FM Pharmacy
OH Press and Shoulder Raises
Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. – Matthew 11:28
Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you. – 1 Peter 5:7
A burden shared is a burden halved.
The weight you carry today builds the strength you’ll need tomorrow.
WARMUP: Skipped it. To much “thang” to do.
THE THANG: The plan was simple, complete four ten minute stations in different locations in 45 minutes. To stay on track, we did a 5:14am disclosure and skipped the obligatory warmup of SSH, windmills, etc.
Quick mozy to station one by the closed dental practice to pickup stones from the dry creek bed. For ten minutes we used the rocks for 20 reps each of flutters with press, triceps extensions, biceps curls, upright rows, halos, and presses. After ten minutes we returned the stones and ran to the church parking lot for station two.
Station two was simple; running for ten minutes. One long length of the parking lot was a run, at the end we walked to the next straightaway then sprinted back. At the end we walked until we got back to the start for the next run/walk/sprint/walk cycle. Rinse and repeat until the timer went off and we ran to the shelter for station three; body weight exercises.
At station three we did 20 reps each of calf raises, step ups, dips, merkins, Carolina dry docks, and bomb jacks. Rinse and repeat for ten minutes. When the ten minute timer went off we ran to COT for station four; Mary.
At station four we did 20 reps each of LBCs, box cuttahs, flutters, BBS, Freddy Mercurys, leg lifts to 45 degrees. Rinse and repeat for 10 minutes.
We were able to get almost all of it completed by 6:00.
MARY: Included in the thang
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Gold, HIM camp, newsletter
COT: Family, health, marriages