Multiples of 5

WARMUP: Mosey to Print Shop

THE THANG:
5 pull-ups at the Print Shop.
Run to parking lot at the corner of Williamson St and Watson St. for 10 merkins
Down Williamson St hill to Fort Mill COG for 15 LBCs
Up Academy St for 20 step ups (10 each leg) nearby Craft Axe.
Back to Print Shop
~0.5 mile loop

MARY: Eh

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Stuff The Bus, new scheduling platform, Bethel, etc.

COT: stays at COT

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KB Suicides

WARMUP:
– Moroccan nightclub
– windmill
– Imperial walkers

Mosey w/out bell
– 20 merkins on curb in cadence, mosey
– 20 low slow squats, mosey to COT

THE THANG:
– Lunge in front of church
– Count off by 3, set up for suicides

Board 1
– 10 man makers, run
– 15 goblet squats, run
– 20 lawn mower pulls – 10 each arm, run
– 25 American hammers – single count

Board 2
– 10 curls, run
– 15 low slow squats, run
– 20 halos, run
– 25 big boys, run

Board 3
– 10 upright rows, run
– 15 figure 8’s, run
– 20 overhead press – 10 each arm
– 25 lbc, run

Board 4
– 10 snatches, run
– 15 kettle bell swings, run
– 20 lunges – 10 each leg, run
– 25 box cutters, run
MARY:
Flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Squatch Pond

WARMUP: run to Church of God Worship Center, 5 SSH, 5 Seal jacks, 5 downdog merkins
THE THANG: pick up two 2lb weights, run to stairs at FM COG, calf raises on steps x10, SSH x10, seal jacks x10, run through upper lot of COG to Confederate St, turn right down Forrest St, turn right down Academy St, run up steps to 2nd floor of COG to perform SSH x10, seal jacks x10, derkins on picnic tables x10, run down steps, drop 2lb weights at corner of Academy & Withers, run up Withers towards the Print Shop to complete 5 pull-ups and 5 toes to bar, run out of Print Shop and cut through lot of Craft Axe, down Academy St to go pick up your 2lb weights at corner of Academy & Withers… RINSE AND REPEAT 2 more times
MARY: LBCs, Broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash pickup, Stuff the bus, Bethel Serve
COT: :pray: back to school

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Swing Fest

WARMUP: Windmills, Produce Pickers, SSH, Merkins
THE THANG:
Workout#1
17 Swings
17 Crunches with KB
17 Sumo Squats
Run a lap
4 Rounds

Workout #2
200 KB swings
2 burpees every 2 minutes until the 200 reps are completed

Workout #3
21 Jumpover KB Burpees
21 Clean with OHP

15 Jumpover KB Burpees
15 Clean with OHP

9 Jumpover KB Burpees
9 Clean with OHP
MARY: Freddie Mercury’s
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sweaty Barry, Trash Pick Up
COT: Closed in prayer

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Why are we doing this?

WARMUP:
– 10 Moroccan nightclubs
– 12 cherry pickers
– 10 windmills
– 10 low slow squats
Mosey, karaoke, stop at curb and do 10 incline merkins on curb in cadence
Mosey, karaoke, 10 calf raises on curb in cadence
THE THANG:
4 corners of pain and some burpees
All corners start with 50 reps each, exercises stay the same each time around
– Corner 1: squats, then run to corner 2
– Corner 2: diamond merkins, then crawl bear to corner 3
– Corner 3: bomb jacks, then nur to corner 4
– Corner 4: big boys, then bear crawl to center of basketball court and do 5 burpees
– Repeat. Reps go down to 40, then 30, 20, 10. Burpees stay at 5 each time
MARY:
Who’s Mary?
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Ascending/descending weinke board

WARMUP: SSH/IW/HW/Stretches/MN
THE THANG: Started with a lap around WEP + 25 burbees along the way. Parking lot as ending/descending weinke after exercise run to top parking lot and do burpee 1/2/3/4/5/4/3/2/1
MARY: Extended Mary, because I forgot it was an hour workout. Around the horn calling out exercises
ANNOUNCEMENTS: RYN
COT: I prayed us out and we joined in together with the Lord’s Prayer

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Some % better is better than 0%

WARMUP:
Slow mosey
Windmills
Fruit pickers
Slow squats
Merkins
THE THANG:
Mosey to wall
Dips
Step ups

Mosey to lower lot:
1. Kettlebell swings
2. Goblet Squats
3. Kettlebell overhead Push Press (Alternate arms each round)
4. Kettlebell bent Rows (Alternating or double-arm)
5. Kettlebell Deadlifts
6. Kettlebell Clean to squat
7. Kettlebell American Hammers
8. Kettlebell Curls

Mosey to wall and partner up
Dips/bearcrawl
Step ups/ Lunge
Overhead Presses/Crawl bear

MARY:

Kettlebell flutters
American hammers
Superman’s for 90 seconds
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The Barry 7/22 7pm
COT:
The 1% collectively makes all
Of us men better
#KeepPosting

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Training Ground

WARMUP:
THE THANG:
Ruck Shuffled 1 min on and 1 minute off the full workout.
We made our way to Mr. Putty’s for a windmill and stretched. From there, we shuffled to the back road to GHMS, and at each light pole, we did 3 merkins and 3 squats in a back-and-forth sequence of out 2 poles and back 1 pole, working our way down to the bottom of the hill. Ruck on the whole time.
At the bottom of the hill, each pax selected a large rock, we did one overhead press and pass the rock to the right for a full minute, then rinsed and repeated to the left for a full minute.
We then shuffled to the benches at the school and did 3 sets of ARAP dips for 30 each, with ruck on.
We then shuffled to the light poles in front of the school and did 5 flutter press and 5 OHP while suitcase carrying the ruck from pole to pole. The sequence was out two poles and back one pole until we made our way to the end of all the light poles.
We then shuffled to the bottom of the hill at the school entrance. Did 10 slick burpees and ruck shuffles back to COT.
MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Closed in prayer

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Welcome back to the 90s

WARMUP: SSH while we gathered everyone to get the party started. Then took off for a short mosey over to the flags. Windmills, cherry pickers, low slow squats, merkins. Then ran to the back of the school.
THE THANG: we setup the DJ station for some 90s jams. Stating point was by the gym where the picnic tables were at and we would do 1 exercise, run to the end of the parking lot where the orange cones are normally at, then back to the music for the following exercise, reading left to right and then progressing down. But 1 exercise, then run every time. I think 2.5 miles were got or close to, and the kings were somewhere down to the jump squats.

10 burpees (30 seconds Al Gore)
15 diamonds (30 monkey humpers)
20 hand release (50 calf raises)
25 wide arm (50 flutters)
30 merkins (40 step ups total)
35 rangers (25 incline merkins)
40 carolina dry docs (30 hammers)
45 plank jacks (30 sec wall sit)
50 mountain climber (50 LBC)
60 shoulder taps (25 jump squat)
90 sec plank (25 decline merkins)

MARY: didn’t happen today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter and shovel flag handoff to Halfback!! Congrats!
COT: love these guys and the support they give each of us!

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Not All Heroes Wear Capes

YHC brushed off the cobwebs from a weinke from 2017. It was hard then and even worse this time. Here’s what we did:

Warm-up
– 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
– 10 Mountain Climbers (IC)
– 10 SSHs (IC)
Run the Main Street to Clebourne, to COT loop

Round 1
– 10 Burpees
– 20 Merkins
– 30 LBCs (Little Baby Crunches)
– 40 Squats
– 50 Calf Raises
Run the loop

Round 2
– 10 Wide Arm Merkins
– 20 Lunges
– 30 Flutters
– 40 Overhead Claps
– 50 Side Straddle Hops
Run the loop

Round 3
– 10 Diamond Merkins
– 20 Jump Squats
– 30 Big Boy Sit-Ups
– 40 Alt. Shoulder Taps
– 50 Moroccan Night Clubs
Run the loop

Repeat until time

NMM
When we’re young, our heroes wear capes. As we age, our new heroes wear flaws, scars, and wisdom. They quietly show up, do the work, and expect no applause. Growing up isn’t about losing heroes, it’s about finding real ones.

You men are my heroes. You each have special gifts that I admire. You may not see it, but we do. Spending time in the Gloom with you men makes me better. Thank you.

IJ

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