50, in air quotes, percent better at the #ao-snakepit…

WARMUP: 10 Moroccan nightclubs, 10 Windmills, 10 side straddle hops
THE THANG:

2 times through this stuff!

1. 50 Calf Raises then 50+ yd-ish Mosey w/ KB,
2. 50 Goblet Squats Sumo style then 50+ yd-ish Mosey w/ KB,
3. 50 KB Deadlifts then 50+ yd-ish Mosey w/ KB,
4. 50 LBC’s with KB then 50+ yd-ish Mosey w/ KB,
5. 50 KB Push-ups (25 L & R) then 50+ yd-ish Mosey w/ KB,
6. 50 Curls then 50+ yd-ish Mosey w/ KB,
7. 50 Lat Push then 50+ yd-ish Mosey w/ KB,

“Rattle Snakes” were offered for the overachievers, although not many were actually done. “Rattle Snakes” are basically a plank where you jump your legs side to side. Probably has a different name, but since we were in the ao-snake-pit…

Slight modification on 2nd round, but all reps accounted for plus 50 KB swings.

MARY: Box cutters, American Hammers, Protractor, Hello Dolly’s

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fastest 5k, represent for VuVu’s son!

COT: It is what it is…

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Halfpipe Hell

WARMUP:
– Mosey around the park
– SSH
– Windmill
– Imperial Walker

THE THANG:
Everyone pulled a block from my truck. These are pavers that weigh slightly more than a cindy.

One end of the parking lot
– 26 curls
– 26 leg raises with block held overhead

Run to the other end of the parking lot
– 25 Bentover Rows
– 25 Bigboy situps with the block on your chest

Run back and do the same exercises as before while continuing to decrease the count. We did 4 rounds.

Run to big hill and go to the bottom for the “Half-pipe”
5 cones on each side
– Run to the first cone on the moderate hill and do 2 merkins
– Run back past the start (bottom of the hill) and up to the first cone on the big hill. Complete 2 burpees.
– Run back to the first cone on the moderate hill, complete 2 merkins, continue to the second cone, complete 4 merkins.
– Run back to the big hill. First cone = 2 burpees, Second cone = 4 burpees.
– Continue until both sides of the hill are done (5 cones each)

Run back to COT. Some Mary and done.

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Grocery Bag of 2# Weights

Partner Up, 1 partner carries (2) 2# weights, other doesn’t
Run to end of parking lot near Duck Donuts, 10 SSH in cadence, switch 2# weights with your partner.
Run to bottom of Brayden Pkwy, 10 SSH in cadence, switch 2# weights with your partner.
Run down Afton Way to the corner of Afton Way & Afton Way, 10 partner merkins in cadence, switch 2# weights with your partner.
Run to the ammenities building on Emory & Helton Ln, skip halfway around the parking lot with your partner, swithc 2# weights with your partner, skip the remaining half of the parking lot with your partner.
Run back to the lot behing Duck Donuts…
REPEAT
AND
REPEAT
MARY: 90″ led by The Pirate
COT: Prayers for mental health of the pax; Praise for promotions, Prayers for physical health of the pax

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And then there were hills

WARMUP: Intro and mosey to the church parking lot. Complete 15 reps of MNC, Micheal Phelps and arm circles. Then mosey to the day car parking lot for some None Discrpt Produce pickers, Hill Billy Walkers, Imperial Walkers and Wind milks. Then left to mosey down the hill to the entrance to the apartments.
THE THANG: Instead of a full Pendulum workout, we did 7’s on each hill. The first was to run up the hill and do 1 merkin and come back down for 6 bomb jacks. Rinse and repeat until complete. The I spoke about struggles lately and then started the 2nd hill. Run up to the fire department to do 1 burpee and run back down for 6 Squats. Rinse and repeat to complete the 7. Started walking back to COT and talked about JFK conspiracies.
MARY: American Hammers is all we got in!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Had to leave to pick up kids!
COT:

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Heavy Burden’s

WARMUP: Moroccan Night Clubs, Cherry Pickers
THE THANG: 2.5 mile Ruck around Kingsley starting w/stairs at the Edward Jones building and shared heavy burdens throughout (i.e. 70 lbs, and 60 lbs sandbags). Plus 200 sumo squats, 20 each at 10 select stops.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter, Fastest 5k
COT: It is what it is

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Tour de odor AKA style

WARMUP:
SSH
Windmills
Imperial walkers
Hillbilly walkers
Plank
Stretches
Merkins

THE THANG:

After warmups we moseyed to back of HT,
Performed wall sit burpee waterfall with everyone doing 1 burpee, then 2

Mosey around back towards church

Toy solders
Karaoke
NUR

In back parking lot, break up in groups of 3,- took a couple tries
Partner work – groups of 3
Partner 1
Cocaine bear Crawls to light pole and back
Partner 2 SSH
Partner 3 Mtn climbers

Mosey to church

Bench work
Webbs
Bulgarian split squats and cactus jacks

Got all the way up to 10/40

Dora
100 Derkins
Sprint
200 dips

Back towards Flag

MARY:

50 4 count flutters IC, Box cutters, dying cockroach and American hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fast 5K, Joc, Bethel
COT: make every day count and be sure the ones you love most know it!
It was an honor to serve today, Thank you men!

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1st ever Hubert Graham Pwky workout

THE THANG:
1. Run 160, Stonecrest, Hubert Graham and back
2. 16 March Madness Merkins at every other light pole on Stonecrest and Hubert Graham
3. When there’s a guardrail, alternate between incline merkins and Derkins
we got in 3.4 miles.
MARY:
A few did abs, I made it for Hello Dollys at the end.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
Heavy stuff today.
Live 3rd. It’s not about you, it about how to serve the ones in your life.
Smothered and Covered shared heavy news. Spectre led us out to give prayers to S&C.

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Pending Bandcamp Approval

WARMUP: Thank you <@U061P7HUFRR> warming up the Pax. YHC came flying in hot and managed to get a little additional warm up. Downward dog, honeymooner, windmills, and quad stretches
THE THANG: simple but hard…5 rounds which included 20 reps of overhead presses, curls, bent over rows, and squats – all with hardware then complete a run around the parking lot. Round 5 the rep count was max out until muscle failure. We then moved into partner exercises that involved running and shoulder shrugs.
MARY: Mary will bell…a large number of “Bell”BCs in addition to flutter kicks all while keeping the bell positioned high above the chest.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel men’s shelter, discussion surrounding the need to communicate to PAX on IR to come out for light ruck option and fellowship. Also, shovel flag handoff Saturday at Alcatraz.
COT: YHC shared testimony about how Christs fingerprints are all over our lives and our need to look up when we are experiencing dark times – he is there in it with us and carrying us through even when it doesn’t seem so.

Guys on IR and coming out of IR. Bubba Gumps son and uncle. Travel mercies for <@U061A5NHBT3>

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A Scout is always loyal

Disclaimer Given and headlamps checked
WARMUP:
Single File Formation to light at Hwy 160
THE THANG:
3ish Mile ruck around the property of the Coach’s Box where <@U072Z2Z380L> is king. Stopped a couple of times for 10 reps of the following movements:
Ruck Curls, Step-Ups, Incline Merkins, Dips, and Tricep Extensions
MARY:
Was missed
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Fast Five, Newsletter
COT:
Always Present and Always Stays in COT. Always check on those that show up.

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Ass Kicking April Kickstart

WARMUP: 20 Squats buy-in
THE THANG:
Ruck to Walmart parking lot with pain stations along the way:
– Incline merkins
– Squats
– T planks
– Merkins
– Dips

MARY: Yes

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