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4 Corners of Pain With a Side of Taylor Ham

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Quick warmup and an admiration of <@U5CVD8D7V>’s hair game and we were off.

4 Corners of Pain:
4 Corners of the band lot with defending reps starting at 10 and finishing at 1.
Corner 1: Mike Tysons
Corner 2: Squats
Corner 3: CDDs
Corner 4: Flutters

Lined up for 100 yard of alternating bear crawls and linger every 10 yards with LBCs thrown in.
Burpee Broad Jumped our way back 100 yards alternating 10 yard with a walk.

Back to COT for prayers and praises.

JWow

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The Pusher

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WARMUP: Parking Lot Mosey, 20SSH IC, 15 Imperial Walkers IC, 15 Hillbilly Walkers IC, 20 Moroccan Night Clubs IC, Plank & stretching
THE THANG: Starting at Carolina Pavilion Sign, run to 1st light pole – 20 Merkins, 20 LBC’s, 20 Squats. Return run to sign, run to 2nd light pole, repeat exercises. Rinse & repeat going 1 light pole further each rep.
MARY: Planks & stretches
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes, alot of them. RYN
COT: Always

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The Big 4-2 Birthday Beatdown

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After it was announced that there was an FNG, I felt like I had to be a little more through on our disclaimers, especially with the Nations Leader there. So, disclaimers and 5 core principals were given to help the FNG out.
WARMUP: Mosey the long way around the parking lot. This started the grumbling, so I knew I was on the right path.
42- SSH (for my birthday number)
6-Windmills and then that was enough.
THE THANG: Run over to the bars and get a block.
With a partner- 42 seconds of pull-ups and walls sits with the block in your lap
21 Merkins and 21 Overhead Press
21 Curls and 21 Squats with Block
Rifle Carry the block from the bars to the stop sign and back to the street in front of the bars area
21 BigBoys with the block and an overhead press at the top of the sit up and
21 Chest press
We put the blocks to the side and then ran down the hill and around the left side of the school parking lot.
Regrouped and gave instructions for 11’s up the hill with Burpees and Squats as the exercise.
MARY: Put the blocks up
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Shelters Service 11/7, Bourbon & BBQ 11/8, Adopt-a-Hwy Trash Pick-up 11/21. Christmas Party 12/21.
COT: Prayers & Praise for our teachers. We have great teachers supporting out kids. Don’t let the politics get in the way of recognizing the good work and support our kids have. Prayers for <@U035XDY7ABC> and the work that he and <@U04GQT8NQ4C> and their crew are doing up in the WNC mountains with CRI. Prayers for those not offered as we all have things going on in our lives.

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Sparty Start

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Short mosey run

Warmup: SSH (20xI/C); windmills; Imperial Walkers; Moroccan N/C; Low Slow Sqts; big arm circles; peter parkers; plank stretches

Thang 1: Mini-Spartan:
Start at bottom of hill, run up to pull up bars, do 10 pull-ups, then out to the street and crawl under the barbed wire (2 wires), then farmers carry cinder blocks about 100 feet out and back, drop blocks, back to the bars and do 10 toes-to-bar, run back to bottom of the hill and rinse/repeat.

Barbed wire detail:
Two cinder blocks staked horizontally, string a cargo strap across to another stack of two cinder blocks.

Place a second set of barbed wire ten feet further down. Two-block height worked well in my opinion, it’s a real crawl underneath and not a bear crawl. Top view:
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Side view:
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Thang 2: Spear throw
Target was a red bucket. Stand 3 parking spots back and throw.

Run up to shovel flag.

3 burpees just for fun.

Fini
COT

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Cha-Ching’s Legacy

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So, https://f3thefort.com/2020/01/17/black-diamond-at-the-one-word-convergence/, because they guy would lay ridiculous beatdowns. And there’s just no need to reinvent the wheel. It’s already round and works really well (that’s also my Naked Man Moleskin). Plus that’s part of why we write the backblasts!
WARMUP: Yes, did that. Cha Ching didn’t, and I needed more warm-up. If you can’t do it, don’t Q it! FTC showed up late; so, he missed it.

THE THANG:
Cha Ching warmup:
EMOM
min 1 – 20 burpees (this was hard, counted them in cadence)
min 2 – 30 jumping lunges
min 3 – 40 penguins
min 4 – 50 carolina dry docks
min 5 – 60 side straddle hops

then we mosey a bit
did some peruvian mountain climbers and bulgarian split squats on a bench
mosey some more
bear crawl a bit

That’s when we hit the Jack Webb:
1 Mack Tar Jai
4 Jump Squats
got to 7/28, then moseyed to pull up bars

Hung on the bars for a while
Did some knee ups
Did some super slow pull ups

Got close to COT and finished the Jack Webb set

Then we had 6 minutes left, so we did the Cha Ching EMOM “warm up” sequence again. It was rough

MARY: Last Call called flutters in cadence for the first time.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: https://mailchi.mp/02213eb80972/lorrorq9g6-13583069

COT: Was held

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Football field candence count

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WARMUP:
Warmup: all in cadence
– 10 Moroccan nightclubs
– 10 cherry pickers
– 10 windmills
– 20 imperial walkers
Mosey around buss loop
– Karaoke
– 20 incline merkins on curb in cadence
– Karaoke
– 20 calm raises on curb in cadence
Partner warmup
– 50 total pull-ups per team. While one teammate is doing pull-ups, the other is doing bomb jacks. When done, plank for 6
– 100 hanging knee raises per team. While one teammate is doing knee raises, the other is doing squats. When done, plank for 6
THE THANG:
Head to football field for some Team-Building
Standing on one goal line, all Pax will interlock arms and will lunge walk to the 10 yard line, where they will complete an exercise in cadence. Once completed, Pax will lock arms again and lunge walk to the 20 yard line, where they will complete the next exercise in cadence. This will repeat until the team reaches the opposite end zone
– 10 yard – Mike Tysons
– 20 yard – leg raises
– 30 yard – low slow squats
– 40 yard – diamond merkins
– 50 yard – chair crunches
– 40 yard – Carolina dry docks
– 30 yard – calf raises
– 20 yard – American hammers
– 10 yard – wide arm merkins
– End-zone – 5 kraken burpees OYO
Head back to pull up bars and complete partner exercises again. This time 30 pull ups and 60 leg lifts
MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Football field candence count

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WARMUP:
Warmup: all in cadence
– 10 Moroccan nightclubs
– 10 cherry pickers
– 10 windmills
– 20 imperial walkers
Mosey around buss loop
– Karaoke
– 20 incline merkins on curb in cadence
– Karaoke
– 20 calm raises on curb in cadence
Partner warmup
– 50 total pull-ups per team. While one teammate is doing pull-ups, the other is doing bomb jacks. When done, plank for 6
– 100 hanging knee raises per team. While one teammate is doing knee raises, the other is doing squats. When done, plank for 6
THE THANG:
Head to football field for some Team-Building
Standing on one goal line, all Pax will interlock arms and will lunge walk to the 10 yard line, where they will complete an exercise in cadence. Once completed, Pax will lock arms again and lunge walk to the 20 yard line, where they will complete the next exercise in cadence. This will repeat until the team reaches the opposite end zone
– 10 yard – Mike Tysons
– 20 yard – leg raises
– 30 yard – low slow squats
– 40 yard – diamond merkins
– 50 yard – chair crunches
– 40 yard – Carolina dry docks
– 30 yard – calf raises
– 20 yard – American hammers
– 10 yard – wide arm merkins
– End-zone – 5 kraken burpees OYO
Head back to pull up bars and complete partner exercises again. This time 30 pull ups and 60 leg lifts
MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Cindy, she’s my friend

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WARMUP: Hold plank while we remember SSgt TJ Dudley

THE THANG:
Murph-ish style Dora, Cindy played a 3rd wheel the whole workout
– 100 pulls up, high knees with Cindy overhead
– 200 merks, farmers carry up the hill and leave it, run back; partner brings it back
– 300 squats; same thing with Cindy and hill
– Laps around the playground: partner overhead carries Cindy while partner runs the lap, trade places when partner catches up: 10 laps

COT

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Feather Duster your lower extremities for Fishstix

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WARMUP: This is Sweep, we don’t really do that here.
THE THANG: We ran around a Brayden loop and a Baxter loop and did a lot of burpees and stuff.
MARY: No chicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: The 5th Core Principle

My name is Band Camp and I’m handsomer and smarter than most men. It’s a curse I live with and strive to adapt to daily.

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The Greatest Workout of All Time? Yes.

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WARMUP: Probably. No one remembers.
THE THANG: A few rounds of 11s, 7s, and other nonsense.
The REAL nonsense, though, came in the form of setting things right in the naming department. Sadly, in only 45 minutes, I couldn’t get to everyone, but I will tell you the ones I DID get to…
– is now Kerrigan
– is now Insertion Point
– is now Father Time
– is now Mama’s Boy
– is now French Tip
– is now Tickle Me Ebenezer
– is now Agent My Pleasure
– is now Dumpster Juice
– is now Dumpster Juice II: The Revenge of Dumpster Juice
– is now Stateline Vapes
– is now Gender Confusion
– is now Backward Flush/Dude Wipes
– is now Dementia
– is now Halfway
– is now White Boots, and
– is now Twin Peaks

For more on WHY these Pax got new names, you’ll have to ask them, because I only vaguely remember…

This is why you shouldn’t miss when YHC is the Q. NOTHING but good times.

MARY: No chicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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