Jacket Dirty Mile

WARMUP: The usual suspects

THE THANG: Jacket-Dirty-Mile
4 laps around FMHS track… 3 “excursions”/lap
– Up & down Railings of Home side bleachers (so… up, over, down, over, up, over, down…and rejoin track)
– East end zone — 10 inverted rows on Football team “apparatus”
– West end zone – Nur up hill…. crawl-bear down.
When 4 laps done… dealer’s choice on how to finish: Yog… or continue pattern. Most continued.

MARY: Partner – 1 Pax holds 6″ / other pax slaloms feet over (10x each side)… flapjack
Ab-Lab w/ Circle of Hate: Pax calls out exercise for others to do while he bear-crawls or Lunge walks around perimeter.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: FMCC Food Drive, Operation Love Turkey collection, other newsletter stuff

COT: Held (5th core principle)

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Loredo & 3-Leaf Clover

WARMUP: Short mosey through the parking lot with a few warmup exercises. Then, grab a cinderblock and bring it to the intersection by the JROTC building. Leave it there and head to the track.
THE THANG:
For the first half of the workout, we’d honor SSG Edwardo Loredo.
6 Rounds On The Track
24 Squats
24 Push-Ups
24 Walking Lunges
400m Run

Exit the track and make our way to the cinderblocks for the 3-Leaf Clover. Perform 22 reps of each of 4 exercises, then run to the designated spot and back.

22 Cinderblock Swings
22 Chest Press
22 Flutters with Press (4ct)
22 Calf Raises
Run to AO Jones & back.

22 Simbas
22 Overhead Press
22 Curls
22 Bent Over Rows
Run to the school entrance & back

22 Back Squats
22 Dead Lifts
22 Tricep Extensions
22 LBCs (4ct)
Run to the stop sign at the bottom of the hill & back.

Repeat as much as you can, time permitting.

MARY: See above
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Food drive
COT: For sure

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11s and Pyramids

Light yog with normal stretchy warm-ups.
11s using 2 light poles for run length. Bomb jacks on one end and flying squirrels on the other.
Leg pyramid: 10 froggers, 20 squats, 30 mtn climbers, 40 lunges (single count), 50 SSHs, 40 lunges, 30 mtn climbers 20 squats, 10 froggers. Light stiff legged yog then chest pyramid: 10 HR merkins, 15 plank toe taps, 20 alternating merkins (one hand forward, one hand behind), 25 shoulder taps, 30 plank jacks, 25 shoulder taps, 20 alt merkins, 15 plank toe taps, 10 HR merkins.
Yog back to COT for about 2 mins of Mary. Thx for the opportunity <@U08BNRBQ9D1>

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Run, Do The Thing, Repeat

After a prompting from Farmers Only (On Q elsewhere today), I decided to recycle a workout from last year.
WARMUP: No
THE THANG:
Run to a stop, do exercises, run to the next, etc…
The first 3 stops had 3 exercises at each stop.
The next 3 stops had 2 exercises at each stop.
The final 4 stops had 1 exercise at each stop.
The rep count was always 10 which in some cases, meant 5 each leg.
Total distance covered was ~3.6m.
MARY: See above
ANNOUNCEMENTS: All the same + the formation of a BRR 2026 Slack Channel with more comm’s coming from Pusher.
COT: Oh absolutely. Strong.

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Complicated not Hard

WARMUP: 105 SSH in Cadence

THE THANG:
– Bear crawls and jump squats
– Lunge walk and merkins
– Hill run + 6-count burpees in cadence
– Hill run + LBC in cadence
– Derkins, dips and incline merkins

3 minutes of Mary

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6-count Burpees in German

WARMUP:
– SSH / WM / IW / running with burpees
THE THANG:
– JackWebb 1-4
– 4-corners: bells, blocks, wheels and sandbags (timer)
– brief broga
MARY:
– Thunderstruck the right way
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read newsletter
COT:
– was held

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Pain and suffering with a happy ending

WARMUP:
– Moroccan nightclubs
– Windmills
– Cherry pickers
– Imperial walkers
Mosey to benches and do a W.A.S.H.
– 50 hand release Werkins
– 50 American Hammers
– 50 Step ups (25 each leg)
– 50 Hip thrusts

THE THANG:
Mosey to poles
There are exercises at each pole around the middle school bus loop. Stop at each pole, starting with 1, compete exercise, then return back to starting pole and do one burpee per pole (1 burpee for pole 1, 2 burpees for pole 2, etc.). Run to next station, but stop at each station you pass and complete those exercises, run back to start.

Pole 1 – 5 Mike Tyson’s
Pole 2 – 10 Merkins
Pole 3 – 15 Squats
Pole 4 – 20 Monkey humpers
Pole 5 – 25 Big boy sit-ups
Pole 6 – 30 Diamond Merkins
Pole 7 – 35 Leg raises
Pole 8 – 40 Carolina Dry Docks

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Bears and burns

WARMUP: usual suspects- ended with SSH not started lol
THE THANG:

? The Thang – 12 Laps Total
• 4 corners per lap
• Complete the same exercise at all 4 corners each lap (so 4 sets per round)

MODE OF TRANSPORTATION
FIRST 6 LAPS- BEAR CRAWLS
Always face forward so side crawling, and crawl bearing as to always face the west end of the lot
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Big group so we split up so approx 25% of the PAX started at each corner

? UPPER BODY LAPS (6 total)

Lap 1 – Shoulder Taps
• 10 Shoulder Taps (IC) at each corner

Lap 2 – Arm Circles
• 10 forward / 10 backward (20 total) each corner

Lap 3 – Plank to Pike Walkouts
• 10 reps at each corner

Lap 4 – Air Presses (standing)
• 10 reps each corner

Lap 5 – Superman Pulls
• 10 reps (on belly, simulate row) each corner

Lap 6 – Shoulder Raise Plank (alternating arms)
• 20 reps total (10 each side) each corner

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? CORE LAPS (6 total)

MODE- SHUTTLE RUNS- same concept, always facing west

Lap 7 – Flutter Kicks (IC)
• 10 reps each corner

Lap 8 – American Hammers (IC)
• 10 reps each corner

Lap 9 – LBCs
• 10 reps each corner

Lap 10 – JLOS
• 10 per side each corner

Lap 11 – Big Boy Sit-ups
• 10 each corner

Lap 12 – Hollow Hold
• 20–30 second hold each corner

With time remaining pick a cone and do 50x what was on the cone, example was CDDS

MARY: flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read ya letta
COT: always!

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