Toy soldiers suck

WARMUP: windmills, cherry pickers, Moroccan night clubs
THE THANG: Dora, MOT is toy soldiers down and mosey back while your partner. 100 Merkins, 200 LBC’s, 300 SSH’s, 400 OH claps. Next set was rifle carry (empty hands) down and mosey back. 100 flutters, 200 mt climbers, 300 squats, 400 hillbilly walkers, 500 calf raises
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT:

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20 by 10’s at Slow Burn

Mosey warmup

Exercises in cadence (20) followed by mode of transport, then 10 more IC, run back to starting point
– merkins/lunge walk
– Squats/bear crawl
– Big boys/toy soldiers
– Handrelease merkins/lunge walk
– Cossack squats/bear crawl Big boys
– LBC/high knees
– CDD/lunge
– Monkey humpers/butt kickers
– Etc

Stretch

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Birdcage Lifts off

WARMUP: SSH for 50
Windmills, Merkins, cherry pickers, low slow squats,
THE THANG: 30 Burpees, mosey to corner
Bear crawls and Merkins alternating for 40 yards
Lunge 30 yards,
Run to the hill
5 rounds of 10 squats, 5 CDDs,
Down the hill – 10 Navy seal burpees,
3x Run the hill, 10 BBS
Jack webb of burpees and SSH from 1 to 6
MARY: Flutters, Freddie Mercury, Hello Dolly
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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toilet paper options are plentiful

Standard CoP warmup IC – SSH, WM, IW, broga stuff

Dynamic warmups to take us past the f45 suckers paying to workout at 5am… high knees, buttkickers, toy soldiers, karaoke

Pyramid style workout… run up and perform exercises up near COT, then run back and SSH for the 6.

Exercises: squats, merkins, flutters, CDDs, Lunges

Rep progression: 5, 10, 15, 20, 15, 10, 5

Finished Pyramid with 5 minutes left so circled up and did tempo versions of each exercise IC to finish off with a SLOW BURN

Thanks for the opportunity to lead Peachstand

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Minnow Pond – 8/21/25

17 at Minnow Pond for 3.5ish miles and a bounty of plank jacks, HR merkins, jump squats, and flutters. Route: Confederate, Country Club Dr, Academy, Monroe White, repeat 2x.

My message: Who is watching you? Is it someone younger? Older? What would they say about you? Are you leading by example? Are you leading through your words?

Thanks for the opportunity <@U686LEPLH> .

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WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Rain Was Right On Time

WARMUP: Run To Business 21
THE THANG: Thought we would have a dry morning but Mother Nature had heavy rain in store for us. It started pouring exactly at 0515 and lasted to about COT. Some pole dancing was on tap for my Q at Minnow Pond so I had pax mosey over to business 21 where there are 5 telephone poles about 1/8 mile apart. Pax started at pole 1 did an exercise and ran about 1/4 mile to road sign and ran back up hill to first pole do exercise then move to second pole and do that exercise. This pattern continued to all 5 poles where completed. Exercises were 10 reps at each pole of Hand Release Merkins, Big Boys, Monkey Humpers, Carolina Dry Docks and Hand Release Diamond Merkins. 3.5-4.25 miles where ran.
MARY: nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Golf Tournament October 20th Waterford Golf Course.
COT:

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ALLTHUMBS!!!

Arrived early to pick up Cindy and her friends ( just more Cindys ). After the party favors were loaded in the truck I drove to the band practice lot, needed 25yard spacing, why reinvent the wheel. As I was setting up the workout layout noticed some early arrivals, RUCKERS ( pretty sure this is a cult ). They were off before I could return to COT and wish them a pleasant trip, as the call to conquer unknown terrain hastened their departure.
Cindys were ready and waiting, workout layout complete, and old man stretching completed. LFG!

WARMUP: Disclaimer was disclaimed and we moseyed from COT to the band parking lot. SSHICx25, HBWICx12, CPICx10, MerkinsICx12. Pax moseyed around the workout layout to receive an explanation of the format/flow of the workout and exercises to be completed at each station. Finished at the center station where the PAIN would begin.

THE THANG: 2022 IPC Challenge – Week #2 – The “Belle” Ringer
AMRAP for 45 minutes
Set-Up -Make a 5-point star ( pain stations ) from a center location with each point of the star being 25yards away.
Workout starts with:
1. 5 ManMakers in the middle. Rifle carry to cone 2 and perform 10 “We’re Not Worthy”. Farmer carry back to center.
2. 5 ManMakers in middle. Rifle carry to cone 3 and perform 15 Goblet Squats. Farmer carry back to center.
3. 5 ManMakers in middle. Rifle carry to cone 4 and perform 20 Curl to Press. Farmer carry back to center.
4. 5 ManMakers in the middle. Rifle carry to cone 5 and perform 25 Cindy Swings. Farmer carry back to center.
5. 5 ManMakers in the middle. Rifle carry to cone 5 and perform 30 Bent Over Rows. Farmer carry back to middle.

Scoring: Total reps for 45 minutes of the exercises
Each complete trip is 125 reps

Sasquatch was King, well into his 4th round, followed closely by his fellow BOSSMEN partner Spectre.

The reward for crushing this workout -SKINLESS THUMBS!!!

MARY: None needed

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Civitas race, First Responder WO fundraiser ( stay tuned as SpiderMan brings the details in near future, gonna be epic!!! )

COT: Double D’s M and CakeBoss’s relative need our prayers for healing.

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Mondays for the boys

WARMUP: nah
THE THANG: harvest pointe and back
MARY: one burpee
ANNOUNCEMENTS: golf tournament, care center, invergence
COT: prayers for DDs M and marriages

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Sweatiest Broga

WARMUP: low slow squat x10, plank, upward dog, downward dog, shoulder taps, upward dog, downward dog, peter parkers, upward dog, downward dog, SSH x10
THE THANG: 6 cones set up in a circle – pax and a partner head to a cone to perform 30″ work partner 1 and 30″ work partner 2 OR 60″ of work each depending on the station
station 1: partner squat and high 5
station 2: wheelbarrow walks
station 3: towel Tug O’ War
station 4: partner push-ups with high five
station 5: band-resisted mosey
station 6: partner leg throws

After each minute at each station, YHC leads pack in 1 or more broga stretches. After the minute, rotate clockwise to next station. (Broga positions included Warriors 1,2,3; Sun salutations, runner’s lunge, runner’s lunge with twist, and more)

MARY: 0 reps of LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Twister is running a 5K, maybe a 10K, but definitely not a 15K.
Civitas Marathon is 9/6 at 7AM – it’s essentially the rooster
COT: Back to college prayers.

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